The real title is: Never Say 'What's Hamilton' to a theater kid if you want to keep your sanity. Never say 'what's Hamilton' to an Apollo kid if you want to keep your head but it wouldn't fit.

Will: HAMILTON IS ONLY THE BEST MUSICAL IN ALL OF EXISTENCE!
Magnus: what's a musical?
Will:*screams in pillow* *screams out of pillow* *screams into Apollo cabin* CODE MUSICAL-DISBELIEVER!
Apollo cabin: *screams and run around waving arms* get to the bunker!!
Leo: bunker nine?
Apollo cabin: BUNKER MUSICAL!
Magnus: Answer my question! What is Hamilton!
Will:*faints*
Apollo cabin: *faints*
Apollo Cabin (including will) *wake up and scream their heads of*
Chiron: *over loud speakers* All right The Cow Goes Moooo WHO L Luke I am your father! SpIdAr loSe Oh Wait Castellan? Athena Cabin Sorry, wrong fandom! VALDAZZ Yes. I know I am hot. Sorry, I have a girlfriend Chiron. Arghhhh!
Annabeth: ITS NOT US! ITS APOLLO! I THINK SOMEONE *whispers* asked what Hamilton was.
Apollo Cabin:*scream*
Magnus:What!
Reyna: IS!
Sadie: HAMILTON!
Apollo cabin: *draws their bows*
Chiron: APOLLO CABIN! Leo is da best! Lower your weapons! All da Weapons love Leo Let's Discuss How hot Leo is! This matter in Leos super awesome flying war ship! Peace!
Apollo cabin: *faint from the stress*
Chiron: Well Leo is hot that's one way Leo is da best to See Leos incredibleness solve that! Now! Everyone loves Leo! Get over here And praise Le9 for his awesomeness LEO VALDAZ SO I CAN worship Leo! Kill everyone who doesn't like Leo! You! Aww stop being so jealous man! Just accept that I'm better than you! I'm going to Bow down to da god of Hotness! STRANGLE Everyone I don't like! YOU! WAIT NO HELPHSHDBHDGCHANHAHSGG
Reyna: some people are dumb.
Magnus: ya
Sadie: and some people need a hair cut
Magnus: *punches her*
Okay I don't own the stuff Rick Reordian owns. I only own the things I own, Maya the Potato belongs to an awesome person named DamObsessedBookworm so ya. Bye.