Leo: OH LOOK! CALYPSO COME DOWN EVERYONE IS HEREEEEE!
Calypso: but I don't like my onesie.
Leo: pleaseee?
Obi Wan: *stands on couch* ANAKIN! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!
Jason: *flies over his head* NO I DOOOOOO!
Reyna: these boys are stupid. I'm the best. *hair flip and joins Annabeth talking to hermione* Hi! I'm Reyna the Magnetic!
Percy: WE ARE THE SASS CLUB!
Snape: YA!
Here is the sass squad!:
King: Persassy
Queen: undefined
Nicsasso
Clarisassa
NADIE the sassy
BLAIRE the sassier
Anakin Sasswalker
Harry the Sassy
Ron Sassley
Sassape
Darth Sassy-wan (Obi wan)
Katnesassa
Leo Sassdaz
Tobisassa
Sassadie
Swagnus
Lesasster
Ham-Ham
Sassy Baguette
Hercules Mulig-sass
Turtle Boi the Sassy
Jeffersass
Madisasson
Peggy the Sassiest
Sophie of the sassy woods beyond
Tedrosass
Back to the chaos!
Annabeth: well you can form the sass squad, we are forming the calm squad!
The calm squad:
Calypso
Annabeth
Hazel
Frank
Reyna (for now hehehe)
Will
Padme
Rey
Hermione
Dumbledore
Draco
Peeta
Tris
Carter
Zia
Alex
Meg
Aaron
Washington
Angelica
Eliza
Agatha
Hort
Now onto the story!

*upstairs in the official calmness club*

Annabeth: How do we defeat or enemies?
Reyna: I know! We get a spy on the inside! That's right....
Aaron: HERCULES MULLIGANS! *cough* I mean what about me?
Angelica: this is boring. I'm going to go join the sass club *snaps in Aaron's face* WORK!
Eliza: Can I be the spy?
Aaron: AWWWWWWW I WANTED TOOOO *cough* I mean sure! I didn't want to be it at all! No way!
Reyna: ELIZA AND AARON ARE THE SPIESSSSSS!
Hermione: don't announce that to the world!
Aaron: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *cough* Uh sure I guess that's fine.
Reyna: IM GONNA GO EAT SUGAR
Aaron: ME TOO! *they run down the stairs*
Eliza: I guess I must supervise these children. I think Aaron may have drank a little chi, but not enough to childafy him.

*downstairs....*
Reyna: Hello! *eats sugar* YUMMMMM I AM PRAETOR REYSASSA BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!
*Everyone but Percy bows*
Percy: IM THE KING!
Reyna: IM THE QUEEN! AND I BROUGHT TO FRIENDS TO THE S.S!
Aaron:*eats marshmallow* *lets out I high pitch squeal of joy*
Eliza: hi!
Angelica: ANGELICA!
Eliza: eLIZa!
Peggy: ANNDDD PEGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Pecy: what are their sass names?
Eliza: Eliza Sasschular
Aaron: Marshmallow!
Percy: WELCOME OUR NEWEST MEMBERS ELIZA SASSCHULAR AND MARSHMALLOW!
Baby Yoda: *pokes Aaron in the knee*
Aaron: *looks down* *squeals and scoops him off the ground* *grabs bag of marshmallows* *hides in corner*
Nico: Hey! That's my corner!
Aaron: Hisss!
Nico: Hisss! *sits down next to him and pets baby yoda on the head while eating marshmallows with Aaron*
Eliza: that's a bromance I didn't know I needed! *fangirl squeal*
Nico: *takes baby yoda*
Aaron: *takes baby yoda back*
Nico: *scoots closet and sets baby Yoda half on him and half on Aaron*
Aaron: *throws marshmallows into air*
Nico, Aaron, and Baby Yoda: *catch marshmallows in mouth*
The Calmness Club: *run in from upstairs wielding pillows* ATTACKKKKK!
Sass Squad: *throw candies*
Peggy: *throws my little pony toys*
Aaron and Nico: *munch on marshmallows*
Sass Squad minus Nico and Aaron: *are surrounded by C.C.*
Hermione: Surrender!
Percy: *is being judo flipped over and over by annabeth (not hard tho no Percy-abuse)* we surrender!
Alexander: don't kill us!
Annabeth: leave Reyna, Eliza, Aaron, and *looks over at the Nico and Aaron bromance* aww okay leave Nico and baby yoda too.
*they leave*
Reyna: sooo. Aaron. Do you like chi?
Aaron: only a little.
Reyna: *shoves a pint down his throat*
Aaron: *doesn't turn five because reasons but turns 14*
Aaron: Hello!
Reyna: yes it worked-sorta!
Aaron and Nico: HISSSSSSSSSSSS
Reyna: IM LEAVING!
Aaron and Nico: *high five*
Thats all, but more on the onesie party will be coming out, I just wanted to give you something! But thank you so much! It means a lot!

*in fast talk* I am not responsible for any death or injuries due to laughter.  Or ANY electronics damaged due to being thrown across the room in laughter fit. Do not eat or drink while reading this or you may choke. All characters belong to Rick Reordian or whoever else made them (or used them to make a musical *cough* Lin-manual Miranda *cough*)Any oc belong to their creator. The sequel to this book is called 'why is Sadie Kane acting strange' go check it out.