OHMYGODS I HAVE 1000 READS!!! (Well, technically 998, but close enough right?) I know it doesn't seem like a lot to a lot of people, but, it's a lot to me, so thank you so much! Now, as promised, THE INTERVIEW! This time, I am going to interview:
Clarisse
Percy
Leo
Jason
Alex
Carter
Nico
Enjoy!

(In announcer voice) First up! Clarisse La Rue!
Clarisse: Who are you?
No asking questions! I am the question-asker! Your first question is.......WHY DID YOU ADOPT REYNA?
Clarisse: cuz she was spunky.
Okay! Next question is........WHO WAS YOUR FAVORITE FIVE YEAR OLD?
Clarisse: Reyna. Duh.
Okay, I'm afraid because of the number of people we have to interview tonight, we have to cut it short! But before we go, here is a MEME!

Now we welcome......the multiple-time hero of Olympus, PERCY JACKSON!
Percy: hi random voice in the sky.
First question! Why do you think you are the best uncle to the three five year olds?
Percy: Because I have awesome water powers. And I have blue cookies.
Well spoken! Next question! Who was your favorite kid?!?
Percy: ummmmmmmm Magnus was cool.
Okay! Looks like we have time for one more question! What do you see in the meme above?
Percy: the truth
Well said! Now, say goodbye to Percy, as we have a quick commercial break!

Okay! We are back! And we have...well...I will let him introduce himself.
Leo: Leo Valdaz, Micshizzle Man, Repair Boy, King of Hottness, Captin of Argo 2, His Royal Hottness. THISSSS BOY ISSS ONNN FIREEEEEE!
Couldn't have said it better myself! But now, the first question! Why are you the best uncle?
Leo: I make tacos and I am awesome.
Speaking of tacos....I'm hungry.....anyways! Who is, or rather, who was, your favorite kid?
Leo: Sadie. Sadie was awesome because she is.
She was awesome because she is? Does that mean she is always awesome?
Leo: yes.
Okay, well our time is up! Goodbye Leo Valdaz! And, while we wait for Jason Grace to show up, let's take a moment for song.

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Okay! Jason has arrived! Hello Jason! Why are you the best uncle?
Jason: I can fly.
Fair enough! Who was your favorite child?
Jason! *screams* NONE OF THEM! THEY ARE SCARYYYY!
Um okay then! Moving on! What's your thoughts on the song above?
Jason: ITS AWESOME! THUNDER! FEEL THE THUNDER!
Well, I think we have best let your brain cool down a little, after all, we don't want it to explode the next time Leo drops a brick on your head by 'accident'
Jason: BYE! THUNDER!
Okay, next up we have Alex Fierro, who last time rejected an interview, but might join us this time.
Alex: Fine. But only one question.
Who was your favorite child and why?
Alex: Magnus because I could stick my sock in his mouth to shut him up.
O-Kay then! Let's have a quick  break before Carter Kane is interviewed!

Breaks over! Now we have Carter Kane here with us!
Carter: Hi random voice in the sky!
Hello. Answer this question: Who is the best uncle and why?
Carter: Um. Me, because....I'm good at it?
In your dreams.
Carter: what?
Oh! Nothing! Moving on! Who was the best kid?
Carter: Not Sadie or Reyna. Or Magnus.
Those are your three options, pick one.
Carter: uh Magnus because Alex could stick a sock in his mouth.
Bye Carter! We are moving strait into Nico! Right after this short break!

Nico: FRENCH FRIESSSS!
Hello to you too Nico! What do you think of the meme above?
Nico: GIVE ME THEMMMMM!
After this interview, then you can have them. Just answer these two questions. Who was the best uncle? And who was your favorite kid?
Nico: I was the best uncle and Magnus was the best. Now. French. Fries.
Okay! Here you go! Now, that's all for today! Next....special event, not an interview, but something cool.....happens at....1500 reads people! Bye for now!
*in fast talk* I am not responsible for any death or injuries due to laughter.  Or ANY electronics damaged due to being thrown across the room in laughter fit. Do not eat or drink while reading this or you may choke. All characters belong to Rick Reordian. Any oc belong to their creator.