So, where probably maybe five reads away from 1.5k reads, so I am giving you this! (Secretly I had it written before 1.1k reads) now...*insert sappy speech about how I never imagined it would get this far and I know it's not that much for some of you but it is for me* Let's get on with the show!

Percy Jackson:
Annabeth: Bed time!
Percy: GOOD NIGHT ANNIE-BETH!
Annabeth: your not going to sleep...
Percy: *pushes her into bedroom* GOOD NIGHT!
Annabeth: No! You have to sleep!
Percy: Nope. Night night Annie-Beth.

Annabeth Chase:
Annabeth: THATS NOT RIGHT! IM RIGHT!
Percy: NO! Blue food is better!
Annabeth: NO ITS NOT NORMALLLLLLL!
Percy: YeS iT iS!
Annabeth: nu-uh!
Percy: yaaa it isss!

Grover Underwood:
Grover: OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!
Juniper: that's a bird.
Grover: OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!
Juniper: That's a flower
Grover: OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!
Juniper: that's Percy

Jason Grace:
Jason: I WANNA PLAY WITH THE STAPLER AND PAPER!
Piper: okay, but don't eat anything,
Jason: *eats stapler* OWWW!
Piper: I told you not to eat anything

Piper McLean:
*in a candy store*
Piper: can I have one of everything for free Jason?
Jason: no
Piper: you will make them give me one of everything for free.
Jason: Store manager! Listen to what Piper has to say?
Piper: give me one of everything for free, and make Jason pay double for all of his candy.
Manger: yes ma'am!

Leo Valdez:
*Poseidon cabin burns down*
Percy: bro! You can't burn down the water cabin! That's not possible!
Leo: I DID IT! LEO IS DA BESTTTTTT!
Percy: bro.
Calypso: I will take him *guides Leo into bunker 9*

Calypso: (I know she isn't really in the story but...)
Calypso: CAN I PLEASEEE GOPLAY OUTSIDE
Leo: Sure
*leo and calypso play outside together*

Hazel Levesque:
Hazel: I wanna take a nap now Franky
Frank: Okay.
Hazel: *curls up on coach next to him and falls asleep*
Frank: *falls asleep*
Hazel: *slips out and plays with toys* Ah, it's so easy to do that. Works every time.

Frank Zhang:
Frank: Hazzy! I dropped my teddy bear down the stairs! And it diedddddd!
Hazel: *picks up teddy bear* looks okay to me.
Frank: *sobbing* ITS DEAD! MY BEST FRIEND IS DEAD!
Hazel: I will get you another one okay? *walks into other room with the teddy bear and ties a green ribbon around its neck* *walks back to frank* here you go!
Frank: *hugs Hazel* Thank youuu! *drops teddy bear off bed* *sobs*

Nico Di Angelo:
Nico: NICO SAYZZZ NOZZZZ
Will: Will says yes.
Nico: NICO SAYZZ NOOOZZZ
Will: I am not taking you to McDonald's! We are eating spaghetti for dinner!
Nico: *shadowtravels with will's wallet and gets a happy meal (or two)

Will Solace:
Will: *bouncing up and down and smiling* LETSPLAYDOCTOR!
Nico: its three in the morning. Go away.
Will: *five minutes later* LETSPLAYDOCTORR!
Nico: no. Go back to sleep.
*five minutes later.....*

Carter Kane:
Carter: *pouts* I'm right! Pi is 567.76832627626dog3457278cat6638199199177potato672'lqiququyq!
Zia: no. It's infinite, but the first numbers are 3.1415926
Carter: Elephants can jump. No other mammal can jump.
Zia: actually there the only mammal that can't jump Carter.
Carter: OH! AND PLUTO IS THE NAME OF OUR MOONNN! AND STARS ARE MADE OF CUT-OUT PAPER FLOWERS AND GRASS IS PURPLEEEE!
Zia: no.

Zia Rashid:
Zia: *bites Carter"s hand*
Carter OWWW!
Zia: *laughs in pure joy*
Carter: That's not fair!
Zia: *bites his hand again*

Alex Fierro:
Alex: I WAS RIGHT! URSALA DID DIE IN THE END OF THE LITTLE MERMAID! WHY DID YOU THINK SHE WOULD MAGICALLY BECOME GOOD AND BE THE BRIDESMAID AT THEIR WEDDING?
Magnus: Because it seems more child friendly?
Alex: LETS WATCH SOMETHING PG-13! LETS WATCH SOME HUNGER GAMESS!
Magnus: but I don't like pg-thirteeeeeeeen!
Alex: HA!

Next one will be at....you guessed it! 2k reads. I have another surprise for then....(or at least I will by the time it happens) have a nice day ya'll, and make someone laugh (:

*in fast talk* I am not responsible for any death or injuries due to laughter. Or ANY electronics damaged due to being thrown across the room in laughter fit. Do not eat or drink while reading this or you may choke. All characters belong to Rick Reordian. Any oc belong to their creator. The sequel to this book is called 'why is Sadie Kane acting strange' go check it out.