England: *walks behind admin* ah yes the butt otherwise known as the ass
Admin: wtf iggy?!
England: *stroking admins butt* there are very few people in this world such as me who can own such a fine ass
Admin: plz stop your scarring me iggy
France: *walks in*
England: oh no there's a enimie up ahead who would steal my fine ass
Admin: umm excuse you but this is my ass thank you vary much
France: Ohonhon I have a better ass than both of chu *starts tweaking *
Admin: aw hell naw my ass is way better than yours! *starts tweaking next to France*
England: all I wanted was for someone to play with me...
Sealand: oh oh I will!
England: YOUR NOT EVEN A COUNTRY YOU WANKER!!!