America: Admin while are you smiling at your phone like a creep..?

Admin: *majestic whale noises*

England: please use your words love..

Admin: I got a boyfriend!!!

All of the axis and allies: WHAT!

England: *tears up fan fic* it's all been ruined!!

Italy: but can he cook pasta!!!!!! Huh huh!!!

Germany: remember you need to be home by 7:30!! Or you'll run laps!!!

Admin: ummmm

Russia: time to bring out the magic metal pipe of pain!!

America: WHO IS THIS DUDE DUDET!!

Admin: h- he he's behind you guys...

Lee admins boyfriend: hello dudes!

America: aww hell naw!! That my thing!!

England: this is for ruining my fan fics!!!

Admin: you might want to run..

*fire is set to the world*