"Oh boy, got another speeder, Harry."

"Yes!" Fist pump, and the police siren sounds.

"This is my quest, to follow that car.

No matter how hopeless, no matter how far.

To tear up his licence, and ticket his ass . . .

To bring him to justice, and a road lesson class--"

"Okay, Harry, you got your fantasy. You can stop singing now."

The driver's window winds down.

"Licence and registration please. You know you were well over the limit."

"I'm Donald, yes I'm Donald,

I'll follow the rules until the end.

Please, Officer, be my mentor,

Give up your quest - and be my friend.

"$200 and 10 points, fella"

100 Wattpad word count

Drabble Word prompt - Quest (a fantasy) 100 words exactly.