So before I get into the funny, weird and down right strange things my friends and I say I have a little note.

THERE WILL BE SWEARING.

I do **** the worst of it I will not do all of it. Such as f**k. Stuff like shit, crap, bitch and bloody (is the last one even a swear word oh well I'm British it's part of my every day life)

Anywho enjoy! Have fun, laugh and question your sanity just as I did while writing and hearing these things.