Lolbit landed on the couch and put her arm around Ballora's shoulder just like someone who knows no personal boundaries. "Hello, there friend." She greeted with a lopsided grin. "Hello, Lolbit." Spider Queen chuckled. "So... what did you and Pigtails do while we were away?"

"We just talked and stuff."
 
"Okay, cool beans." Lolbit stared at French Toast for a moment before asking the question that was burning in the back of her mind. She was nosy AND HAD TO KNOW. "Do you have a crush on Baby?"

"Yeah, she's cute."

Well, that was easier than expected.

"Yeah, that's what I thought. I Pretty sure Peanut likes you too. She's just too fucking stubborn and awkward to admit it. She won't last long though. She'll be coaxed her out of her little peanut shell eventually." Ballora chuckled again. "Why are you so interested in this anyway?" Lolbit threw her head back and laughed dramatically. "BECAUSE I like to watch my ships sail. Even if it means I have to be the hoe biscuit who buys the nice ass sails to get it moving." Before Ballora could say anything about Lolbit's weird matchmaking obsession, Baby popped up behind them. "What are you two dramatically laughing about over here?" Lolbit awkwardly side hugged Ballora. "Oh, you know, just your quickly growing obsession over Momma Long Legs right here."

"Oh. ...Wait, did you just say something about?-"

"Nah dude."

"But I'm pretty sure you said-"

"Something about ice cream scoopers?"

"What? No. About-"

"I didn't say anything about anything."

"But-"

"But what? No buts, no cuts, no coconuts bro."

"...Okay then. I'm just gonna drop it. Anyways, I came over here because I figured we should probably start working on that project. You know, the reason you guys are over here in the first place?"

"Oooohhhh yeeeaaah. I completely forgot about that man."

"Of course you did."

"Let's just do the stupid thing."

Next week rolled around and Lolbit and Foxy immediately separated upon entering the school. Foxy saw Freddo and decided to chase after him (what a surprise), and Lolbit decided to go to the cafeteria to see how many of her dork friends were there.

She could see Ennerd and Yenndough talking to each other. Weird. And even more surprising, she could see the bluenette and the redhead talking to each other. Who could have seen that coming? She silently entered their group and started fucking around on social media. And silently tuning into their conversations.

"Did you know that everytime you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie?"

"Really? I didn't know that. If you lived on a solid diet of stamp licking, how many do you think you'd have to lick to survive?"

Okay, Innard and Creepy Eyes are discussing something weird. Time to see what Circus and French 75 Cocktail are talking about.

"Honestly I haven't seen that much of town yet. The only places I really know are the library and the school."

"Really? You've been here for like two weeks and only know two places here? And one of them is school??"

"Pretty much."

"Well, that sucks. I mean, I know my way around. I could... you know, show you if you want." She muttered the last part.

Aw, look at Peanut being all nice and stuff.

"I would like that. Thank you, Baby." Baguette smiled. "No problem Bal." She raised an eyebrow. "Bal?" Baby smiled awkwardly. "Yeah, you know, short for Ballora." the bluenette hummed. "I like it. Now I have another nickname for my nickname."

Aw, their conversation was starting to feel gayer by the second. Too bad Ennard had to interrupt it.

"Wait a second sis, we had plans for this weekend!" SGP groaned in annoyance. " We can still get more bread to fulfill whatever weird bread filled fantasies you have. We have the WHOLE weekend to do that." Pasta boy grinned. "Yay! Actually, wait, can we get butter FOR the bread?"

"...If you want."

"Can Ballora come too??"

Peanut shrugged. "I don't know." She turned towards the girl in question. "Do you want to be a part of whatever this is?" The taller girl shrugged. "I don't see why not." Ennerd hugged the two girls. "We're gonna be the three breadsketeers!"

"That's not even a clever play on musketeers."

"I like it anyways!"

Well, this conversation got both really stupid and fucking fantastic hella fast. Lolbit would have stuck around to listen to whatever weird ass direction their conversation took, but Faxy was blowing up Lolbit's phone trying to get her attention. They wanted her help to find Fred's rabbit puppet because he was getting fucking hysterical. Oh well, she was sure Ennard would tell everyone within shouting distance what happened on Monday.