They arrived at the camp and had a group meeting before they got off.
"Alright, I have a few self defense tools for us." Uzi said, opening the bag.
"Self defense tools? That's what you were carrying?" Thad asked.
"Вот как она описывает оружие, Тэд. (It's how she describes weapons, Thad)" Doll said, pausing her game.
"Bite me! That's not true!" Uzi said.
"So then what's in the bag?" Lizzy asked.
"... Weapons."
Doll scoffed with a grin as Uzi muttered in defeat, pulling out the first "self defense tool" and giving it to Lizzy.
"Here. These are yours." Uzi said.
Uzi pulled out a Harness with something on the back. Lizzy put it on and four robotic arms came out of it.
"Woah! What the hell!?"
"Whoa!" Thad let out, taking a step back.
"Lizzy, say hello to the Octo Harness. It gives you four extra, nigh-indestructible that can reach at least 20 feet." Uzi explained.
"And I use these HOW?!" Lizzy asked, a little freaked out by the extra limbs.
"Bluetooth." Uzi said simply.
Uzi then reached into her bag and pulled out another weapon. This one was a sword.
"Doll, catch." Uzi said, tossing it to her "cousin."
Doll caught it and looked it over, seeing the sheath had a strange gun trigger near the handle.
(Jetstream Sam's sword from Metal Gear)
"That's a prototype vibration sword, it can cut through the toughest of metals like butter and the trigger if for a fast draw." Uzi explained.
"Хороший (Nice.)" Doll said, examining the sword, "Как вы к этому пришли? (How did you come up with this?)"
"Old human video games and movies I've found." Uzi said, "Speaking of, Thad, I made this specifically with you in mind."
Uzi pulled out what looked like a pair of shoes.
"These will allow you to run at speeds not even mur... my family... can achieve." Uzi said.
Thad stared at the shoes in awe, seeing they looked more advanced and retro than any of the shoes he had in his closet.
"T-Thanks, babe." He said, gently taking them. "What do you call them?"
"Air shoes. Just connect to them via Bluetooth and you'll be able to hover-skate on the ground or fly through the air." Uzi said before reaching back into her bag and pulling out a pair of futuristic gun. "And these energy pistols will go with them. Alright, let's go!"
Uzi pulled her railgun out of the bag. The twins quickly connected to their new weapons, with Thad having to take off his shoes quickly and put the air shoes on, while Doll put the vibration blade at her as it magnet-locked to her hip.
"Веди путь, Узи. (Lead the way, Uzi.)" Doll said.
"And try not to blow up again." Lizzy said, looking at the railgun, "We don't need to be caught in the blast."
"That was one time." Uzi said.
Doll rubbed her chin for a bit before seemingly having a eureka moment.
"У меня есть теория (I have a theory)" Doll said, "Ты взорвался, но ушел без единой царапины, вскоре после этого тебе приснился этот сон... возможно ли, что взрыв рельсотрона привел в действие вашу программу дрона-убийцы, чтобы пробудить и исцелить вас? (You blew up, but walked away without a scratch, not long after, you had that dream... is it possible that the railgun exploding triggered your Murder Drone programming to awaken and heal you?)"
"That... actually... that makes a lot of sense. We know Murder Drones can heal" Uzi said, "It must've reset the programming that Khan and Nori tried to hide by transferring me into a worker drone body... I wonder."
Uzi them looked at her arm... and ripped it off.
"UZI!?/УЗИ!?" The trio yelled.
A new arm slowly grew in its place.
"... Holy shit." Uzi said, "I can heal, I am unstoppable!"
The trio looked at her like she was crazy... which they all were positive was the case. Though her crazy laugh didn't help as Thad walked to his girlfriend.
"Babe, no disrespect to your moment, but the thing wanted..." Thad reminded her.
"Right, I know! Let's do this!" Uzi said, marching forward with confidence.
"Robo god, help us." Lizzy whispered to Doll.
Doll just nodded. Now that Uzi knew she can regenerate, who knows what she's going to try. Watching them from a distance away, the same person that followed them saw the group approaching the camp gate.
'Oh, I've got a bad feeling about this.' They thought.
"She definitely is N and V's kid."
She made sure they never left her sight.
(Line Break)
Doll and Uzi forced a door open to one of the labs, letting the others inside.
"Huh, looks pretty good in here, the door being stuck must've kept the elements from getting in her." Thad said.
"Wonder if these computers work." Lizzy said, pressing some buttons, somehow turning it on.
"Генератор, питающий это место, должен иметь длительное время автономной работы. Может быть, даже дольше, чем бункер. (The generator powering this place must have a long battery life. Maybe even longer than the bunker.)" Doll said as she turned to Uzi. "Думаешь, ты сможешь их взломать? (Think you can hack them?)"
"No sweat." Uzi said, walking up to the computer. "Let's see how strong their cybersecurity is."
It took only a minute, and honestly, it was just pathetic.
"Okay, wow, the password is password." Uzi said, "No wonder they blew up the planet's core."
"Seriously? Even my password is stronger than that." Lizzy said as she tried using her octo-arms on her phone without breaking it.
"Lizzy, be careful, these things are prototypes, they still have a few bugs." Uzi said, "Okay, now let's see... there's a lot of files."
"Okay, so does it show which item we're looking for?" Thad asked.
"I'm looking, but there's a couple dozen terabytes to go through, this is at least 40 years of records." Uzi said, "Long before the core collapsing. Huh, what's this one? Drone Upgrades?"
Uzi accessed that file and saw hundreds, if not thousands, of different upgrades for worker drones.
"Huh, this must be so worker drones can gather other resources from normally inaccessible places."
"Wow, open that one." Thad said, pointing at one.
Uzi opened it and the blueprint for a "Pyro Drone" opened up.
"Upgrade option, Pyro Drone." The computer said through a speaker, surprising the group.
"Huh, interesting." Uzi said, looking at some of the things this has.
"Oh, what's this?" Lizzy asked, pointing at one.
Uzi opened it and it was called a Hydro Drone.
"That's a dumb name, honestly Hydrone sounds cooler." Lizzy said.
"Нет, это не так. (No, it doesn't.)" Doll said.
"Agree to disagree but what it can do is pretty cool. Says here that a Hydro Drone water jets that can cut through steel, webbed hands and feet, Exhaust vents on the neck for underwater exploration, and is immune to insanely cold temperatures." Uzi read aloud.
"Cool." Lizzy said.
"What about the pyro drone?" Thad asked.
Uzi went back to the Pyro Drone and read its traits out loud.
"Wicked. This upgrade gives you a flamethrower, heat resistance, and resistance to overheating! That's fucking hot, literally." Uzi said.
"Oh, can we get these, they sound awesome!" Lizzy said, "I want to shoot water!"
"Having a flamethrower sounds sick as hell." Thad said.
"Я не знаю, хорошая ли это идея. (I don't know if that's a good idea.)" Doll said, being the mom of the group.
"Come on, Doll, it'll be fine." Uzi said, downloading the blueprints, "Between the two of us we can do this. Maybe we'll find an upgrade you like."
"Я не позволю вам сделать что-то со мной. (I'm not going to let you do something to me.)" Doll said.
"You installed trackers on us at least a decade ago without our knowledge." Lizzy said.
"Wait, what!?" Uzi yelled.
"Yeah, it's how we were able to find you before." Thad said before Doll punched his arm. "AH!"
"Заткнись! (Shut up!)" Doll said.
Uzi began to run diagnostics, trying to find it.
"You not only install a tracker inside me without my knowledge or consent, but you WELDED into my motherboard!?" Uzi yelled.
"У меня есть совершенно логичное объяснение этому. (I have a perfectly logical explanation for that.)" Doll said, remaining calm.
"We're waiting." Uzi said.
"... Вы рискуете сбежать. (...You're a flight risk.)" Doll said.
"Obviously, but then why did you put them in us!?" Lizzy asked.
"Давайте будем честными, она лидер группы, мы слепо следуем за ней. (Let's be honest, she's the leader of the group, we follow her blindly.)" Doll said, motioning towards where they were at the moment, "Показательный пример. Мы находимся здесь, в лаборатории, где никто не знает, где мы находимся, ищем что-то, о чем понятия не имеем, и все потому, что так сказал Узи. (Case in point. We are here, at a lab, with no one aware of where we are, looking for something that we have no idea about, all because Uzi said so.)"
"... Okay, that's fair." Thad said, resulting in Uzi elbowing him in the side.
"Hey, let's get back to these upgrades." Lizzy said.
"I'm still downloading them. Plus, I'll need to resource list to make them." Uzi said, turning back to the computer. "There's surprisingly a lot of upgrade options, kind of wished the humans at least implemented some of them in your kind before dying out."
Doll did not like how Uzi said "Your Kind".
'Она плохо воспринимает эту тему усыновления. (She's not taking this adoption thing well.)' Doll thought.
Uzi then got a ping.
"Alright, download is done, let's see what is needed." Uzi said, going through the download, "We might be able to get the things here. I'll send you guys the lists."
"What about the thing you wanted to find here?" Lizzy asked.
"If it's in these files, I'll find it eventually. If not, I'll search for another computer to hack." Uzi said, pulling away and picking up her railgun. "Now, let's split into teams and search for the items on the lists."
The three worker drones just then received the lists, looking them over quickly.
'Я окружен идиотами. (I'm surrounded by idiots).' Doll thought.
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