Pansy dumped the contents of her magical bag on the bed Harry and Draco were sitting on. "I'm ready to leave tomorrow morning but I don't get up before nine am."

Draco raised his eyebrows and Harry shook his head. "You do realize we'll be leaving early in the morning, right? Around when the Ministry opens." Harry said, trying to stop himself from laughing.

Pansy frowned, "Not with me you aren't," she crossed her arms and plopped herself down in the bed, picking up a medium sized package.

She waved it in front of their faces, "We're using my tent, I'm providing snacks," she pointed to a cooler that had come from her never-ending bag. "You'd never survive without me."

Harry looked at Draco who shrugged. "Well we need to come up with a plan before we leave."

Pansy pursed her lips, already starting to shove her things back in her bag. "I'm ready to leave whenever, but we better not be wondering all night, I have standards."

"Why did I invite her to join us, again?" Draco said to Harry who snickered and put an arm around the blonde Slytherin.

"It was just going to be you a few months ago so stop complaining."

Draco grinned and kissed Harry's cheek, worried that if he kissed him on the lips, Pansy would give them a lecture on safe sex and how much she hated PDA even though she fangirled whenever anyone hugged or kissed their partners in public.

He thought about what Harry had said. He still didn't know quite what had changed in Harry's head, only that it had something to do with Merlin's Time-Turner.

His hand automatically went to his neck, rubbing the black metal for comfort. Harry looked at him, eyebrows furrowed. "What is it?"

Draco focused on Harry's emerald eyes, recalling how easily Voldemort could take hold and make those beautiful eyes glow a sickly green. "Could Voldemort take control of you again, find out where we are?"

Harry frowned, "I don't think so, not unless I wanted him to, which, you know, I don't."

Pansy eyed them have a mental conversation before clearing her throat, "Hello? I exist, bitches."

They both refocused on her, faces reddening. "Why are the hot ones always gay?" she mumbled before shouldering her bag and pointing at the door. "Well? The world isn't gonna save itself!"

Harry got up from the bed and stood next to Pansy, pulling out his wand. "I'm probably the best at Apparation so you all can travel-on."

Pansy shook her head. "I am not side-by-siding. I passed my test, Draco didn't so you Apparate with him."

Draco blushed. He'd been busy with trying to fix the universe. He had barely passed his OWLs in fifth year. Harry had had training from the Dark Lord way before he was legally old enough to learn to Apparate. He marched over to Harry who smirked at him, bopping his nose. "Grab my arm and hold on."

Draco glowered at him, angrily grabbing his forearm and squeezing him tightly.

"Where are we Apparating to?" Pansy asked.

"Outside the Ministry of Magic."

"If we're going to the Ministry why did I need my tent and why did you say we weren't going to Hogwarts and why did I-"

"Pansy!" Draco said, exasperated, squeezing Harry's arm. "We're going there because Umbridge has a horcrux."

"What?" Harry said.

"She has a horcrux."

"I heard you the first time. Why does she have a horcrux."

Draco shrugged, "Beats me, but I got a batch of poly juice ready to get us in the Ministry, but we need to find a way in first. We gotta get rid of three workers for a while so we can reach Umbridge." He pulled out three vials of green potion.

Pansy smirked, pulling a weird looking box that resembled a fisherman's tackle box. "I might have an idea..."

Pansy pulled out something that looked like a blonde curl. "This is from Umbitch. I got dared to get a tuft of hair and I did."

Draco didn't want to know what else was in the box but took the hair and frowned at it. "But if we need to talk to Umbridge, we can't be Umbridge with Umbridge."

Pansy smirked, putting the hair back in the box. "Oh yes I can. Leave that to me, I don't have anyone for you to be, but you will probably find someone."

"How reassuring." Harry deadpanned.

"Don't worry, Worry Wart," Pansy said, punching him in the arm, "Auntie Pansy will take care of everything."

Harry sighed, "That's what I'm worried about."

Pansy designated herself to become Umbridge, leaving Harry and Draco to their own devices. They eventually found easy targets to transform into, Harry becoming Albert Runhorn and Draco becoming Reginald Cattermole. 

It didn't take Pansy long to sniff out the witch and she approached her with a confidence that neither Harry or Draco could ever have mustered. "You!" she shouted in a sniveling voice,  pointing at Umbridge angrily, who looked at Pansy in astonishment. "Give it back, you hag!" 

"What?" Umbridge took a step back, her assistant looking between the two witches, obviously taken aback. 

Pansy shot a stupefy at the former headmaster, who was still too surprised to see it coming. She flew back against the wall and Pansy glared at her assistant, "Ahem, well?! Apprehend the impostor!"

The young wizard looked between the two, scrambling to do what Pansy ordered, "I'm sorry, Dolores, I didn't suspect a thing."

Pansy sniffed, walking up to the real Umbridge and snatching the locket off her neck, "The bastard tried to steal this from me, it's very valuable. Now go, go. Why are you still standing here? Go! Get this bitch away from me!"

The wizard nodded and ran out of the room, mumbling something about getting Aurors. 

Pansy grinned, turning back to the boys, who stood utterly flabbergasted. She put a hand on their backs and shoved them forward, "Come on now, boys, we have work to do, ahem."

Harry grinned and shook his head, "I always hated her. Mas- Voldemort always said she was in there because it was all a part of his 'plan' but sucking up to that year was awful."

Draco tried for a smile as they walked out of the Ministry - just walked out with nods from other wizards - but he couldn't help but notice how Harry had almost called the Dark Lord "master". He knew Harry still had a strong connect to him, and that wouldn't go away. Draco knew how.... special Harry was to Voldemort. He was the perfect weapon for the Dark Side, and everyone knew it. Everyone but Harry. 

They just barely made it out of Ministry when the polyjuice started to wear off. They Apparated away quickly, landing back at Grimmauld Place. "That was fun," Pansy said, plopping down on the ancient couch. 

"How did you do that?" Harry asked. 

She shrugged, "Tell a lie long enough and loud enough, sooner or later people will start believing it."

"Didn't some Muggle tyrant say that?" Draco said, sitting down on an armchair. 

Harry squeezed himself next to Draco who glared at him for invading his personal space, "Yeah, Hitler."

"Who's that?" Draco asked.

Harry stared at him blankly, as if he couldn't possibly believe that Draco didn't know who Hitler was. Draco grinned, "Joking. I know who he is, read about him in History of Magic. I don't think he was a Muggle though."

"Oh he was," Pansy said, "people don't need magic powers to screw the world up. It's sometimes so amazing how much Muggles can hate each other."

"This is why the Wizarding World is a secret," Draco said, trying to push Harry off of his lap who refused to budge. 

"This is why we need to save it," Harry leaned back against Draco who squeaked, struggling to get himself free. 

Harry turned himself around and planted a big kiss on his lips, grabbing the sides of Draco's face roughly. 

"Ahem," Pansy coughed, channeling her inner Umbridge. 

The boys separated, Draco staring quizzically at Harry, "What was that for?"

Harry didn't respond, finally getting off from Draco's lap, "We need to come up with a plan. We got one horcrux," he tapped the locket around his neck, "now we just need to find a way to destroy it."

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Well, that happened. I decided not to go into the detail about them getting the horcrux because it's in the book, but the rest will be different (trust me) so be prepppaarrreeed.

Lol, my boyfriend decided that the most romantic thing he could do for me was have dinner at Denny's at ten at night. Lol, I love him.

Anyways, enjoy and have a nice weekend, or if you're reading this in the future, have a nice whatever day it is.