"How the fuck do people wear these crap..." Izuku said looking at the lingerie "stupid Dabi, what a fucking pervert I bet he does this to other girls....wait....IM A BOY"

"WHAT-HOLD THE FUCK UP HE ASKED FOR A NUDE-AND NOW LINGERIE-" "I THOUGHT HE LIKES GIRLS"

HOLD UP SCAR FACE

Dabi: what? I'm kinda busy here

WHY DO YOU WANT PICTURES OF ME IF YOURE NOT EVEN GAY-

Dabi: ohhhh I like both tbh

I-....Wow

Dabi: I need to go now, I'm busy with some weird chicken

What the fuck-

Dabi: bye love~

"Ew what the fuck-"

"Who's that, that has you stopping to reply" Hawks asked Dabi who put his phone away "someone" "huh....I'm surprise you villains even have cell phone" "I-why do you people think we're fucking broke" "well you guys are villains, what do you guys get paid to be ones or what?" "No?" "Huh..." "look you said you want to join and some bullshit but I still don't think you're right fit"

"Oh really?" "Yup" "well maybe I can change your mind..." Hawks said as he leaned in and Dabi had a plain look "no, that's not how things work dumbass"

"Hey-" "oh wait I got a message"  "...."

"Holy shit-"

That shit was hard to put on and it's not very comfy

Dabi: I didn't really think you'd do it

What? I do anything to have some free time

Dabi: wow

Hey want to come over? I'm bored

Dabi: .....im busy tho

my dad ain't home tho

Dabi: On my way

LMAO-