I just can't

So my mom's new phone has autocorrect on it
I just wrote "Super Saiyan"
And bam! It turned into "Super Sand Lesbian"
Oh god
Send help
I'm a super sand lesbian
Waaaaaah

Oh and another topic to share
Is a gay lesbian, straight?
Would that be a girl, who is attracted to girls, but is not attracted to girls, but to boys...
I am a Im-not-intrested-in-either-gender-so-stop-flirting-on-me.
So yeah no relationship for me pls