THE DEPRESSING STORY

OOOOOOOOOH

Once upon a time I, was a boy
He was fat. He had no friends.
And he was so hairy, he had a hairy chest
With 13 nipples.
He was happy at times,
But he was still hairy.
He had a girlfriend.
Actually a boyfriend.
She's BOTH.
It's complicated don't ask.
I was scared at first.
I worked at subway for a while.
She dumped me.
This is now my life, damn it!