WELCOME TOOOO CringeFest 2015

What do farmers use to drive around?
Cornvertibles

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
It wanted to reach the bottom

Why did the guy teach his rubber boots to play instruments?
He wanted a rubber band

Knock knock
The door is open

Why did the gum cross the road
It was under the chickens foot

What kind of key can't start your car
A turKEY

What has a bottom at the top
Your booty

One direction
One D
One erection

Oh my god I'm so sorry for the last one XDDDDD
But hey
I'm back from DA dead