HOW TO MAKE A SNOWMAN W/O SNOW

Step Juan: Prepare your shaving cream (ask if you could get some from your dad then help yourself with the whole can. LOL) and cornstarch thingy and mix furiously till you form a ball. (Tip: If it doesn't form a ball add MOAR shaving creem)

Step 2: Make smaller balls (Trust me, this hurts to write) and stack them on top of another. Maybe till it looks like a proper snowman.

STYEP TREE: Get some random things, like beads for eyes and paperclips for hands. And there you have a snowmannnnn!

EVERYONE SING WITH MEE: DO YOU WANNA BUILD A BAKIII
COME ON LET'S WASTE SHAVING CREAAAM
YOU NEVER DUMP WITH ME ANYMORE
UNLOCK THE DOOR
I HAVE TO TAKE A DUUUUUMP

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