So i just went to a 1-2 mile hike and it fRICKING HURTS

I think my feet are about to fall off

And its getting cut off with betty

With poison on them

Filled with porcupines

Mixed with a sea urchin

Within an atomic bomb

And dora was there

But the sun was in it

And my brother was repeatedly punching my legs

With those knuckle spikes thing

So umm yeah

I don't think I could walk again

Im so unathletic

I pant when going up the stairs

So school,

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN FREAKING SURVIVE 1-2 MILES?!?!

Yeah all the students were taking a hike

But of course im a student

I wish i was just at home earlier