A literal conversation my parents just had in front of me

Dad: hey gabby do you want to mow the lawn.

Me: no not really. (And no I didn't say this out of pure laziness, I get really bad allergies when I mow the lawn and I did not feel like sneezing and having a runny nose for 24 hours)

Mom: I don't know maybe you should I mean it would teach you how to do something since you know how to do absolutely nothing.

Dad: no skills at all. You are skill less.

So ya thanks parents for making me feel great :--))