I watched as Hide put his head in his hands, tears flowing with no end. Centipede had given me my body back, and I looked over at him. He was shamefully looking away, about to cry.

I heard Hide take a deep breath before he suddenly burst out talking with a smile, the tears still staining his cheeks, "Well, at least there's still a Kaneki, right? Even if I don't know you two that well.. we can establish a relationship. It'll be just as strong as mine with the original Kaneki. And.. I'm sure I'll see him eventually. In my own death. So, uh.. you said you got more memories, but.. do you have all of them? Or.."

I looked at Centipede. His eyes were still glossy, but they were wide with surprise and hope.

How can.. Hide be so.. cheerful..? We just told him.. that Centipede ate.. his friend, and..

He still wants to be our friend?

"I don't have all of them, tell him. I have most of them. There are a few blank pieces here and there," Centipede told me, and I relayed the information.

"Alright. I think I see what I got to work with. Um, so, uh, you had a.. question?"

"Yeah. What's a wet dream?"

"O-Oh, right," his cheeks flushed slightly. The only evidence of his previous crying were the drying tears. "Well, um, a wet dream is basically.. when you dream of something sexual with someone, and you wake up covered in cum. Basically."

I frowned. "But I don't like him!! I'm not even homosexual!"

Hide stared at me, his head slowly cocking. "A few things.." he said slowly, "First of all, you don't have to like someone to have a sexual dream about someone. I've even heard that it just means that you want a closer relationship with the person in question. Second of all, I don't know about you or Centipede, but Kaneki was gay. Just saying. And just out of curiosity, why are you asking about this? What happened?"

"Well, I had a wet dream about Centipede.."

"We were becoming one. You were accepting me, Haise."

Hide's eyes about bugged out, "You had a wet dream?!! Seriously, dude?!! You should already be past puberty, man!!"

I frowned, "I don't know what that means."

Hide blinked. He leaned back in his wheelchair, "Ah, right, because you're an amnesiac, you must not know (although I have no idea why you don't have this information stored). Uh, so like, did you remember absolutely nothing? Like, not even how to read?"

"I know how to read."

"...I guess it's just this one fact then. Um. Alrighty. Let's see.. Basically, Sasaki, puberty is when.. you reach adulthood, and you start thinking naughty things. Kaneki wasn't really one for wet dreams honestly. He only had a few as far as I know. He was more of a submissive uke, never one to take initiative. But he's always been that way. Too shy to ever even speak to a stranger really.

"So anyway, I guess you don't remember what semen is either. It has multiple names- cum, semen, sperm, some kids don't know any better and call it pee. White urine. Yeah. That's not what it is. It isn't blood or urine or anything. It's a gamete or whatever. Do you know what that is?" I guess the confusion showed on my face, because Hide explained further, "Basically, two gametes - an egg and a sperm - will meet to make a baby. Eventually, after nine months. Agh, I'm not explaining well.

"Okay, so, here's what happens," Hide leaned forward, "Cum is basically a bunch of - millions - of little bitty spermies mixed with a bunch of other sh*t. That enters the girl," Hide started to seem disgusted with what he was saying, "And with luck - or with a curse - the sperm will fertilize the egg. Then that fertilized egg'll stay in there for nine months, maturing. Eventually a baby comes out. Does that make any-am I making any sense?" I nodded. "Okay, good.

"Now, you don't have to shoot your sperm into some girl. You can shoot it anywhere you like. You can shoot it in the toilet, or even in your pants if you wish. You could shoot it down some guy's a** or down my throat. It can go anywhere you like - although you might need some aiming skills if you want it to go somewhere real specifi-"

"OKAY, OKAY!!" I shrieked, covering his mouth.

Oh my G*d!! He never stops!!

He mumbled through my hands, and I took them off. He cleared his throat.

"Right. Sorry. Anyway, that's basically what sperm is. And it comes out of your penis. The same way urine comes out - only it needs to be.. provoked out, I suppose. Basically, you have to be pleasured enough if you want your semen to come out. Soo.. any more questions?"

"..." I thought over what he said. "Um, no, I don't think so. But, -ah, never mind."

"?" Hide seemed a little curious, but he didn't press it. "So.. I don't suppose you'd want to.. eh, you know.. leave off where.. Kaneki left off..?" he mumbled.

"...No."

Something tells me he and Kaneki weren't just friends.