Okay, I could be lazy and just say standard rules and restrictions apply but when has anyone ever known me to be lazy? So here we go:

1. 3 sentence minimum when it comes to replies. And I'm talking full sentences, not two word snippets like 'She laughed' or 'He sighed'. I don't need essays for every response but I would like to see some modicum of effort.

2. Swearing is censored and anything beyond a PG rating is taken to PM or time skipped. Please. I really don't want this book flagged.

3. Diversity. For the love of all that is good in the world (like puppies in Paddington costumes or kittens in sweaters), please be diverse in your characters. Just to make sure you're actually reading my rambling, the password is merry mutants (if you get the reference, you're awesome)

4. Your character may be a total *beep* but that doesn't mean you have to be. Be good people to one another. The world has enough going on without us being at each other's throats.

5. If you're confused by something or need to ask a question, I'm always happy to help!

And done!