I reached the chapter limit (yep, that's a thing apparently) so enjoy these great combined chapters 🙃🙃

🤔 Chat

@dabson: so...
Since you're the only one that doesn't seem to tell me to fuck off and talk to Yugyeom

@dabson: I'm gonna talk to you

@baoistaken: I see now that I've made a mistake

@baoistaken: fuck off and talk to Yugyeom

@dabson: nope
Too late now. You've been chosen

@baoistaken: well fuck
...
What happened now?

@dabson: that the spirit!
He's flaunting his new relationship
And his boyfriend has another boyfriend
Like what even

@baoistaken: wow
Do they know about each other?

@dabson: yeah
It's gross

@baoistaken: hey
My cousin is in an open relationship
Don't bash it
...
Too hard

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Therapy Chat

@dabson: guess what!!

@baoistaken: just tell me

@dabson: that ruins the fun

@baoistaken: for me it makes the fun

@dabson: well shit

@baoistaken: if I guess once will you get it over with?
I have a date in like 20 minutes

@dabson: fine

@baoistaken: yugyum got another boyfriend?

@dabson: nope!
And *yugyeom
Not to say that he isn't yummy but...

@dabson: hahahahAHA what?

@baoistaken: you've wasted ten minutes of my life

@dabson: fine
The truth is I kinda miss him
I mean we did everything together

@baoistaken: what the fuck am I supposed to do about it?
Thats your move, not mine

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Bitch Chat

@dabson: so... The date... What are you doing?

@baoistaken: probably something lame

@dabson: oh.
Who's your boyfriend

@baoistaken: his name is Henry and he's a loser
Like lost cause level

@dabson: oh. Really?

@baoistaken: yeah. I don't know how I deal with him. He's so lame

@baoistaken: but I like it

@dabson: oh.

@dabson: does that really work out?

@baoistaken: for a few months now, and going strong
So yeah

@dabson: oh.

@baoistaken: so why don't you try it with your loser yugyum