Why Do I Bother Chat

@baoistaken: yo

@dabson: if youre taken why you hittin me up ;)

@baoistaken: cause I'm looking for a threesome

@dabson: ...  Really?

@baoistaken: no you dumb fuck
I'm Jackson's friend
Sort of
Anyways
I don't know what's going on so just like... I don't know
Explain

@dabson: ....
do you promise not to tell anyone?

@baoistaken: yeah sure whatever

@dabson: friends with benefits never works out

@dabson: we can't be friends anymore

@dabson: he likes me, so he should just hate me instead
It's better this way

@baoistaken: did it ever occur to you that maybe he's not in love with you, and you're just a cocky bastard?

@dabson: god
I don't even know why I told you

@baoistaken: because I'm a stranger you can avoid at all costs if you want to

@dabson: just forget it
I was lying anyways

@baoistaken: yeah, sure you were