Kid Chat

@DONTCALLMEKID: MARKMARK

@markrobatic: hey kiddo

@DONTCALLMEKID: really
are you serious
I'm swimming to South Korea just to kick you

@markrobatic: you cant make it that far,
you're too lazy to even walk to the fridge sometimes

@DONTCALLMEKID: that was like 5 years ago

@markrobatic: and it lasted for four years before that
not counting the years that you couldn't really walk

@DONTCALLMEKID: you know I heard you visited your family
how dare you not tell me

@markrobatic: technically it was only my parents
my sisters were in uni
and my brother was abroad

@DONTCALLMEKID: yeah yeah, technicalities
I had to have my mom call your mom who called your brother who then called me back
just to get your username

@markrobatic: why?
I mean, I miss you, but I figured when you moved away you'd sort of move on to other people

@DONTCALLMEKID: youre like the older brother I always wanted

@markrobatic: aww GG

@DONTCALLMEKID: Youd be proud of how I grew up

@markrobatic: I already am