Chuck Norris:Hello everyone Joey isn't here to do this intro because
A screen the appears in front of you guys
???:Give me back my katana
Joey:why you'll just use it to kill people and your brother Dante, Virgil
Virgil:give me power
Joey:no
Virgil:Now I'm motivated
Joey:oh shit
The screen then disappears
Chuck Norris:so enjoy the story and play the music whenever you want

We now hear a phone ringing
*ring*
*ring*
*ring*
Wolf:who is this
???:no body you need to know about bu-
Lovota:Lay down on the bed and your on the phone give me that
???:hand the ph-
Lovota:shut up bitch
She then hangs up the phone
Lovota:now then let's get back to what we were doing so get on the bed now wolf as we have a long night ahead of us
Wolf:God give me the stamina for this
God:sure buddy here you go now I'm going to fuck off as I'm pretending to be dead
Lovota then shut down the phone and proceeded to hop on wolf and that's enough of that right now as I have said no lemons just yet and we go into a forensics scientist lab and see azreal talking to a human named Ella Lopez who can see her
Ella:Why did you return after you left me as a kid RayRay(note this is what she call azreal)
Azreal:well it's time I told you the truth about me
Lucifer:then count me in too Sister
Joey:you know you need to work on that
Haruka:got to agree with Joey there now let's get back to the bedroom
Joey:Alright but remember your not sleeping tonight at all
Haruka:oh that's absolutely fine if it's going to be that awesome now let's go
I then open a magic circle in front of them and walk through it with Haruka behind me into our bedroom
Joey:now then how about you just lay down and let me do all the work
Haruka:Yes Daddy
Joey:now then be a good little girl and listen to daddy
Alright then enough of that no need to go into more detail but back to Lucifer and Ella
Lucifer:They give in to that desire a lot glad they took the devils advice
Azreal:Well guess we have no choice but to show her who we truly are
Lucifer:I was always ready always telling the truth now do you believe us with what I say I am and her being the angel of death
Ella:so everything that you told me exists
Lucifer:yes it does along with some other things
And after that she the proceeded to faint and Lucifer then gets her before she falls down
Lucifer:Now come on and help me azreal
Azreal:Are you sure we have room for her
Lucifer:oh most definitely right there and I must ask how did you get astral projection done as that's near impossible to do with us but I guess you had a lot of time for that
Azreal:Indeed I do and also figured out I could only stay in one state and then I would have to wait ten years for it to recharge as I spent way to much time on earth along with my powers being drained so there's that
And after that Lucifer then opens a magic circle and let's Azreal walk in first then him and Ella
When the exorcists talk to the four houses but they don't know it's them
*knock*
*knock*
*knock*
*knock*
Joey:come on why in the fucking morning dose this happen
Haruka:Just go down there
And as she said that she was reaching for the shotgun so I got my ass down there and looks lime Wolf had a similar problem too
Wolf/Joey:The girls and there shotguns
Wolf/Joey:yep
We then open the door to see to figures clad in white cloaks
Joey:ya need something
???1:yes we do and we would like to know where kuoh academy is
Joey:Oh that well it's about a five mile walk down to it
???1:thank you and may god bless
Wolf:have safe travels
Now then to the end of school Monday
Yuuto:May Joey, Haruka, Lovota, and Wolf come with me please
The four houses:of course
Yuuto:thanks you now fallow me
They then walk to the old school house with the girls arms wrapped around to there lovers arms and Yuuto failing horribly at his mission to get them on the devils side and they finally arrive at the old school house
Joey:could someone tell me why we're here
???1:it's you from the house
Wolf:yeah it's us
Rias:you already meet them
Joey:me and wolf yes so how about you introduce yourself and your partner too
???1:I'm xenovia
???2:I'm Irian
Four houses:nice to meet you
Xenovia:you too now we would like your help on this as some weird things have happened like black crystal like things have been appearing all over in America
Irian:we would also like your help with getting the Excalibur's back from the fallen angel kokabiel
Four houses:we'll help you but don't think we're siding with the church we only side with angels
Joey:And scene Michael told me about you I told them so we will help you as it is in my best interest and word to pay back a debt though we would of helped if he told us about you
Xenovia:I thank you for your help on this matter and we have already told the devils about this
Joey:alright and Kiba I see you aren't blinded by revenge
Yuuto:well seeing you not going after us devils right away have changed my mind a bit
Joey:well you have no idea about the truth behind it nor the rest of you but I'll leave that to a future meet
All of a sudden as I and the rest of the house and exorcists start to leave Yuuto blocks the way
Yuuto:what do you mean we don't know the truth
I then move him with my magic and say
Joey:ask your king about it
They then all look at Rias and she starts to slightly sweat
Joey:now then we'll be on our way
And a magic circle appears above us and take us to my house well more like the house of the four houses yes very confusing and long so let's just call it my house or not
Place: The house of houses
Joey:welcome to this shit house of ours exorcists
Xenovia:the fuck do you mean
Four houses:we have seen better ones

And like that it's a wrap with that chapter and sorry for the wait I had things to take care of
* a bunch of thuds can be heard in the background*
Chuck Norris:we might have a problem the closet doesn't have enough room actually hold on
*we then hear a bunch of snaps of broken bones*
Joey:much better right
Chuck Norris:yes it is
Joey:now this is Joey
Chuck Norris:And chuck Norris
Joey/chuck Norris:signing off