This is Joey coming online with another chapter to this story and hope y'all enjoy this chapter and feel free to play the song whenever

We then come see three girls beating the shit out of two thots chained to chairs but let's leave them to there session eh
*Knock*
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Joey:yeah yeah I'm coming
I then open the door to reveal Lucifer and we then do a fist bump and bro hug
Joey:How's it been man
Lucifer:pretty good man you
Joey:Other then the two thots that mine and Wolfs girlfriend and maze are beating up which is the fake Lucifer's sister and her servant
Lucifer:ah that's nice al-
Joey:And yes the rooms are already done
Chloe:Of course they are
Trixie: Hi Uncle Joey
Joey:Hi Trixie
Trixie:where's aunt Haruka and aunt Lovota and aunt Maze
Joey:there busy
(Also for those that don't know Trixie is Chloe's daughter in Lucifer)
Lucifer then sees the hug mountain of whiskey bottles
Lucifer:did you do drunk by daylight without me
Joey:yeah but we're doing it again
Lucifer:that's good though I would miss out on the fun
Joey.nah but come on in and Trixie I'm guessing you want some orange juice and by the way it's taco night
Trixie:Yes Uncle Joeys tacos are the best and how did you know
Joey:that's a secret right there
Trixie:come on tell me
Joey:nah
Lucifer:Anyway could you please stop that
Joey:Alright now then come on in the fake Lucifer won't be here for another few hours and also hide Trixie because they will use every little thing they can get there hands on and make you give up
Lucifer:Chloe do you mind taking Trixie to her room me and Joey have some talking to do
Chloe:Alright Lucifer
As the mother and daughter make there way up stairs
Joey:yeah these devils just love to use anything they can get and the fake Lucifer is a siscon
Lucifer:Oh my father how far has my creations fallen to develop that
Joey:yeah they even have the devil council do most things and let all servants become strays without even looking into why they did it and also committed genocide of the nekomatas because one killed her master and they lied it was because she went mad with power
Lucifer:So it's time I make a return act eh
Joey:And my house too
Lucifer:Good because what would be the devil without his seven deadly sins and the original ones at that
Joey:Also Wolf, Lovota, and Haruka are going to reveal there houses
Lucifer then quickly swallows his whiskey because who would waste that
Lucifer:Are you serious about that
Joey:Yes we are
Lucifer:Good now what's your darkest deepest wish
Joey:You know that fucking shit don't work on me
Lucifer:Just has to make sure you were actually the real one and not a fake
Joey:true but anyway let's get the cooking started but before that, HEY CHLOE WERE GOING TO START COOKING
Chloe:ALRIGHT I'LL BECOMING DOWN TO HELP
Lucifer:Now then we have a few hours to drink and cook
Joey:so let's get started
Wolf:Oh hey Lucifer is here,Joey why didn't you wake me
Joey:Because Lovota might've been with you and while I do like a shotgun I don't like to be at the other end of the barrel
Wolf:True and that's the same with Haruka
Joey:Agree to never tell them of this conversation
Wolf:Agreed
Lucifer:well then let's get cooking
Joey/Wolf:sure
Time skip by 6 hours meaning Trixie is asleep brought to you by me giving Lucifer cooking tips
*Knock*
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Joey:yeah yeah I'm coming to the door I was in the middle of an eating contest
I then open the door to reveal sirzechs and a group of 100 devils behind him
Sirzechs:we have come for my sister and her servant so hand her over peacefully
Joey:yeah there's a problem with that they need to be punished for breaking and entering my house trying to black mail me and some other things
Sirzechs:Now come on I'm sure we can just forget all of this(him trying to use mind altering magic)
Joey:Nah she's going to get punished fake Lucifer
Sirzechs:what are you talking about
Joey:Oh allow me to introduce myself I'm Joey Sin
Sirzechs:I'm sorry but are you sure about your last name(now he's sweating like bullets are flying at him that were dropped in holy water)
Joey:Oh I'm most certainly sure about that fake Lucifer
Lucifer:Oh hey sin who's at the door we're having a eating contest with your gluttony and mine
Sirzechs:um who's that
Joey:Oh he's Lucifer Morningstar
Sirzechs:No-
Riser:Ah that's impossible the original Lucifer and the house of sin
I then take out my amulet and it grows to full size
Joey:Are you sure about that
Just then the girls come up
Haruka:who's at the door
Joey:Fake Lucifer
Lovota:really he's here I thought he'd be here quicker
Maze:yeah same here oh hey it that tacos made by you
Joey:yes but I had some help by the other guys
Three girls:Alright we're eating
Joey:that's fine
Joey:Anyway please go away before I use force
I then put my amulet back around my neck it shrinking when hooked on my necklace
Sirzechs:well then how about a fight
Joey:oh now you've gotten me interested continue
Sirzechs:well scene you have my sister in there somewhere how about you let her go and give over the three girls in there if we win
(Note he only knows about Maze,Lovota,and Haruka)
Joey:And what if we win
Sirzechs:you get a wish that's within our power of the four Satan's of hell
Joey:It's a deal so who am I kill- oops I mean fighting
Sirzechs:The red dragon emperor and Riser
Joey:then I get another team mate to help me
Sirzechs:Yes You do so who is it
Joey:Luc-
Lucifer:that would be me
Joey:yes it is
Sirzechs:Then everything is set into place
Joey:Let's shake on it shall we
Sirzechs:sure
I then light a small blue flame on my hand, powers are a gift from a dream demon Dorito that flys to make sure he can't go back on me and then we shake hands and the blue flame becomes visible to us all
Sirzechs:what was that
Joey:oh a little failsafe

And that's a wrap my peeps
Riser:Let Riser win the fight
Joey:fuck no and get the hell out
Riser:Riser doesn't take orders from you
I then erase him form existence ah much better but anyway the stage is set for next chapter and this is Joey signing off