~With Damian~

A video package was done as I was waiting to speak. I'm decent on the mic, I'll admit, but I can't talk to much because I'll ramble on and on and on like a little kid, but Evil Uno and Stu Grayson are still going on about how they should run the Dark Order.

And to get it out of the way, I don't want to be called the "New Exalted One" because that's the late Brodie Lee's title and I thought if I were to be called that, it would be very disrespectful to Brodie's wife and his family.

When the cameras started rolling, I was in a corner that had no lights on and the rest of the group were a few feet away from me, which was perfect. It was going to be great once it shows who the new leader of the Dark Order is.

I learned my old childhood friend Anna Jay was in the group, so I think it would be the best time to join.

When Evil Uno and the Dark Order start arguing again about who should be the leader of the Dark Order, it was perfect timing so I could intervene and stop it all.

Me: Enough!

Everyone had shut up as I started talking.

Me: I'd like to take a moment to introduce myself, but before I get into that, I want to address what's going on with the Dark Order. You might think this is some misunderstanding, but Evil Uno, you're just being an asshole to your peers and that's something I should not allow! What happened to the kindness that is needed, not just in wrestling, but in the world? Does hate have to be that freaking stupid?

I stood up and started walking towards them just the second as the crowd in LA started getting excited and AJ? She's going to be leaking tears when she sees this.

Me: Ever since Mr. Brodie Lee passed away, you idiots are becoming more of a comedy act than a group of people that kick ass and take names and I'm sick of it! No more jokes! No more games!

The dark part of the silhouette had shown my face and now the fans in my hometown are starting to cheer out loud and I know that Anna Jay is holding back her tears.

Me: From now on, I'm taking over, and if anyone says anything differently, they can see their way out.

I then realized something: I didn't introduce myself to the fans, so this I need to do before I forget.

Me: Oh, where are my manners! Beg your pardon, I am The Showman, Jon Warner, and I am the new leader for the Dark Order. And Evil Uno, if you try any more of your egotistical bullshit, I'll bust your head up so bad you won't be able to put on that mask when you wake up in the morning, do you understand me!

EU: Yes!

Me: Yes what?

EU: Yes sir!

Me: Good! Now, if you have any idea why I'm here, then don't try to guess because it's not only to be your new leader, it's to make the group it once was before Brodie Lee died. He made the Dark Order great, but now I see a bunch of Loony Toons crap that I don't want to watch to the point that I turn off my tv!

The crowd knew that I was calling out WWE with that line and I think that was the best one possible.

Me: If I see any of that, you're done! Any questions, ladies and gentlemen?

DO: No sir.

AJ: No sir.

Me: Alright. Now if there's nothing else, I'd like to go out to the ring and kick some worthless ass.

The cameras stopped rolling as the entire group applauded and cheered while AJ was about to break down in tears in seeing me for the first time in forever.

Once everyone was out of the room, Anna actually couldn't hold it in anymore, she ran towards me and gave me a bone crushing hug and actually cried with joy! I had to return it because it was such a long time since we've seen each other and I can't believe I'm reunited with her!

AJ: I can't believe you're here!

Me: I know, me neither. I missed you so much Anna. I thought I'd never get to see you again.

AJ: Me neither. We definitely need to hang out after, just to catch up.

Me: I agree. It's been so long!

AJ: After the show?

Me: Why not?

The both of us went to catering, but before we could get there, I saw Kenny and his goons. They're egotistical as ever, why am I not surprised?

The two of us finally got a table and started having a small snack with water and while beer wasn't allowed, I had no problem with it.

AJ: How's your uncle?

Me: He's got a couple of allegations going up against him for sexual assault, but the girl he hooked up with got him in trouble with no proof.

AJ: Seriously?!

Me: Yeah. I'll admit, he'll flirt with someone a bit, but he doesn't go over the top.

AJ: I agree.

Me: How's the family?

AJ: Still alive. My dad's good and my mom, she's working.

Me: That's good. It would be insane if they see me tagging with you sometime.

AJ: Yeah.

Me: I heard you broke up with that guy? You doing alright?

AJ: I'm okay. I've gotten over it though.

Me: Good.

AJ: How are things with Sari?

Me: We had to break up over the long distance relationship. I know that if we stayed together, it wouldn't work.

AJ: Alright.

Then, I saw Kenny and his weird uncle Don Callis walk up to us.

Me: Unbelievable. Who thinks you can walk around with a title saying you're the God of Pro Wrestling?

Kenny: Really? Who are you?

Me: I'm someone who knows how to fight, you must be another bitch I see every day!

Don: Hold on! You can't touch him!

Me: Just because you say your God is "untouchable" doesn't mean he can't be touched. And Don, you're such a douche that I don't need to be around you and your little family of rats.

He took off his glasses as I kept talking.

Me: That's right, you heard me! You keep talking about how the Elite is the best faction in the world, and I'll slap a patch of hair on that egghead of yours, brah!

Anna was in shock at how I can pull a promo, but what she doesn't know is that I can be a good talker when I need to be.

Don: Don't try anything Damian because once you poke the bear you wake up from its habitat. If you think you can stack up to Kenny in a normal pro wrestling match, you're wrong. Kenny just needs a V-Trigger and a One Winged Angel to put you away and the That's All Folks!, he can't wait to kick out of that!

I smiled before talking over him.

Me: First of all, what I want is just a small push towards some titles and then, I want full creative control over my character. And I want a match with your so-called "God of Pro Wrestling". I'm not going after the title early, but I just want to showcase my talent and how I can go.

Don: You really think you're in the position to make demands? You're more delusional than you think!

Me: Oh, I'm sorry. You thought I was talking to you? No, I was talking to Tony Kahn!

TK was right next to them to the point that Kenny and Don were scared before smirking and walking away to my locker room.

Me: That's my price, Tony. And if you want to make it worse Don, how about you book a show in Saudi Arabia with TNA? Oh wait because you can't because you got fired! How sad!

Don: Real men don't get fired, they quit!

Me: Really? What did Scott De'More say to you on Thursday? He said you were fired because you're nothing but a lowlife, cheap-ass booker who barely have enough gas money to pick up your freaking paycheck!

Anna stifled her laugh but I was going to finish it.

Me: Wait until AEW: Dynamite because once he and square off, he'll be flat and you'll be on your knees sucking my dick.

I winked at Anna before going back to the room so I could get dressed and get ready for the show.

I think I showed Don and Kenny what would happen if they try to talk trash to me. I've been watching some guys like Macho Man, Paul Heyman, and more for inspiration when it comes to promos.

I want to improve so why not AEW than a company where they bury your character a week after you debut?