Guest: Williamjwb87, Tempest68, Codegeass2023 *Jair*, and brandon01719 *Make sure you comment your answers*

Bino already set the table ready for this event

Bino: Okay, Everyone listen up

Everyone turned to Bino

Aruto: Yes Cheif

Bino: Today me and the guys are gonna do something else since Jair did in his previous event, but first *finger snap*

The door opened and saw Aguilera toss an unwanted guest, both Will and Tempest were shocked

Will/Tempest: EVOLTO!

Evolto: Ugh my head, where am I

He turned to them

Evolto: Oh hey guys, and why am I tied up

Aguilera: He went into the casino room to gamble

Bino: Are kidding you barge in my home so you gamble again

Evolto: Uh no *Jontron's voice*

Bino: Urgh I'm gonna install security after this anyway *finger snap*

The Boys teleported to the table on the stage

On-screen

Will: What the

Tempest: Urgh why

Jair: Meh

Evolto: I'm seeing rainbows

Aruto: A little warning next time

Bino: Well, today's event is Smash or Pass Wife edition

Will: I never agree to this

Aruto: too late to turn back

Off-screen

Mio(OC): The what now?

Rory: This is gonna be *licking lips* Entertaining

Akeno: I to I hope I enjoy this *licking lips*

The boys and men felt a shiver

On-screen

Bino: Anyway the rules are simple here is the wheel that I spin and place our wife's name on the wheel so we can smash or pass

Will: I'm not letting you a**holes simply simping my wife you hear me

Off-screen

Echo: Aww that sweet Will

Married:  Such a gentlemen

Pervert: Hurry up urgh *beat up*

Pervert Haters: Not a chance

On-screen

Aruto: Say the one who has a harem

Evolto: Wait Will has a What!

Will: I never agree to this

Bino: You got cursed by that Witch didn't

Will: No I was helping this old lady crosswalking

Aruto: What does she look like

Will: She has blue silverish eyes and wearing a gold and blue robe

Bino eye widen

Bino: THAT WITCH! She's the one who put a harem route curse on me

Everyone was confused and perverts

Pervert: WHAT HE HAS A HAREM! Urgh *getting beat by security*

Mio and the others who married Bino know this

Koneko: So he like the pervert

Mio(AU): No, Bino is not like that small-bone emperor and his perverted men who can't get a girlfriend/women

Everyone:

On-screen

Bino: Let's start

The wheel stops and the picture appears

Name: Miilky Wayz

Race: Space Cow

Evolto, Tempest, and Will made a massive nosebleed

Jair: Jeez man that's a lot of blood

Aruto: what the hell!

Bino: Urgh *calling maid* Blood on the floor to the stage please

Off-screen

Everyone was shocked that the first-person

Everyone: Wow there huge

Wives: *pride being destroyed* Why her bigger than mine

Girl with large size: Wow, their huge

Girls with small size: THAT SO UNFAIR

Pervert: Wow look at those majestic opp- *blegh*

Aguilera and her anti-pervert squad started beating up the perverts up

Aguilera: Never learn

On-screen

Bino: Pass

Aruto: Pass, that our little sister

Jair: (Smash or Pass)

Evolto: (Smash or Pass)

Tempest: (Smash or Pass)

Bino: Will it be your turn

They guys turned to Will

Will: Urgh Smash they are happy, I never agree to this harem anyway

Bino placed his hand on Will's shoulder and made a fake smile

Bino: *fake smile* Just to be clear

Aruto: *fake smile* If you make Miilky cry we'll remove something besides Bino's training

Will gulp

Off-screen

Echo: I forgot he got Miilky in this

Weide: Talk about overprotective

Willow: How come

Mio(Au): He's always protected his family since Miilky was just a little calf and I see her as a sister

Sato: Miilky sees both Bino and Aruto as older brothers in her life, and when she meets Will things change

Qrow: Talk about a family issue

Roberta: Bino hates doing family drama and so does Aruto for dealing with anything this

Everyone was concerned about family issue

Summer(M): Yeah, me and Jinga were dealing with the issue of separating both her and her twin brother

Rose/Xiao Long were shocked by this news

Ruby/Yang/Tai/Qrow: *shocked* I HAVE A WHAT!/ SHE HAS A WHAT!

Weiss: Ruby has a secret sibling

Weiss(M): Yes, he's already being trained under both of his parents, like my twin Wilbur

The Schnee are also bewildered that Weiss has a twin too

Willow: What does he look like

Weide: I'll show the photo after this

On-screen

Bino: Alright next spin

Aruto spun the wheel again and it stopped at the next one

Name: Bayonetta *Cereza*

Race: Umbra Witch

The boys bark like wild dogs except Bino and Will

Evolto/Tempest/Jair: SMASH/ULTRA SMASH

Bino: *sigh* Smash and married

The music stopped, Everyone turned to the hybrid deity

Off-screen

Everyone/Bois: WHAT!/WHAT!

Perverts: YOU LUCKY BASTARD, HE GETS A SMOKING HOT BABE AND NOT M-URGH

The Marutinesu sibling still beating up

Mio(OC): You're telling me that this idiot has another one

Echo: He had more wives that we don't tell

Every girl, and single was wondering

Men: Poor him *salute*

On-screen

Evolto: I have so many questions how

Tempest: I was wondering too

Bino: That's a story of another time

Bino spins the wheel again and stops another

Name: Historia Reiss

Race: Human

Status: Queen of Paradis *former*

Aruto: Pass she's too innocent

Evolto: (Smash or Pass)

Jair: Pass

Tempest: Pass, I know the origin story

Will: (Smash or Pass)

Bino: Smash and Married

Off-screen

Everyone was amazed by her beauty

Everyone: SHE AN ANGEL!

Perverts: A GODDESS

They turned to Bino with an odd look

Tempest: Okay that might

Bino: I went to her world on accident and showed her the timeline which mentally broke her instantly about her future going bad to worst

This shocked them

Will: I'm sorry, you did What!

Tempest: You show instantly show her future

Bino: Yeap

Will start to shake him

Will: YOU IDIOT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Bino: because I'm bored

Off-screen

Everyone: THAT ALL!

Rias: So he showed her future which mentally broke her cause he was bored

Sato: Yes he did and he apologized to her then and there

On-screen

Jair: That is a mess up

Bino: After the event happened I apologized to her for my stupidity and told her about my life choice for her, and started hanging out with and been friends long time til she had feelings for me, so I told her about my life and I accepted her and help to deal with a bunch politicians

The Bois grunt

Off-screen

Everyone: *grunting* why that boring stuff

On-screen

Aruto: okay next

Tempest spins the wheel until it stops into 4 people

Name: Inarba (Brown hair)

Status: Supreme Judge, and Royal Princess

Name: Valkyrie (Blonde Hair)

Status: Weapon Developer, Royal Princess

Name: Nesty (Red hair)

Status: Leader of Anti-Pirate force, Royal Princess

Name: Pharm (Green hair)

Status: Expert Chemistist, Royal Princess

(Bino irl: These characters are from a very old anime in the 2000s called Ufo Ultramaiden Valkyrie, and short version Blonde Space princess named Valkyrie came from a planet that was named after norses afterlife Valhuala, she ran away from her home and went to earth crash on MC's family bathhouse and died, revive by blonde princess using her power save from death by seal her adult form soul in half and the other half was a children version her and returned her adult form by kissing him, and I hope your understand or confuse about looked it up)

Bino, Tempest, Will, and Jair were in an awkward silent

Bino:...

Will:...

Jair:...

Tempest:...

Off-screen

Everyone was surprised about this and had never seen them more beautiful, and the perverts, on the other hand, married men/ boys who are gentlemen looked away

Pervert: OH WOW LOOK THAT BODY AND THOSE MAJESTIC -URGH

Koneko joined the anti-pervert squad and punched the pervert

Koneko: Never learn

Irina: Uh why are they frozen

Mio(AU): Well I should put this, those 4 are one of the 8 Royal Princess of Valhuala

Roberta: 3... 2... 1... and now

Everyone: WHAT! PRINCESS LIKE ROYAL PEOPLE!

Ruby: Wow so cool

Weiss was in bad timing

Weiss in thought: It's not fair! *on her knees* WHY!

Yang: True and I think Pyrrha is gonna lose her man

Jaune was in a trance by the hair one, while Pyrrha on the other hand

Pyrrha: G-Great more competition, how fun~ *fake smile*

Nora: Ren I'm scared

Ren: Me too

Itami: I'm so jealous! *dull eyes* Why the world be so cruel

Takeo: Me too *fake crying* Commander

The GATE group was sweatdrop

Kobayashi: That is pathetic

The other giggle

Rory: Itami are you trying to get a new woman instead you looking at one

Kusho tried to hold his laughter

On-screen

Evolto: Uh why are guys so quiet

Aruto: Well let's just say that Bino got married by the blonde one first when his sisters-in-law were visiting all the time and Will came to visit and got his by the thrust of death and spell show his worst nightmare and got hit by miss brown hair here hit will, but uno reverse back at her and kissed him in front of Echo and she was pissed at her for stealing her man, but got hit and show her fear of spiders, squid and octopus tentacles, and she also confessed odd stuff which I never want to be murdered

Evolto: Okay, *took a deep breath* I don't get it

Aruto: Anyway pass on all of them

Jair: Smash on Pharm, cause was annoyed by her glasses fetish since I was in my living room reading this *pull out a book*

Evolto: Let's see here *puts on his reading glasses*

Jair shows the book and says HOW TO START A PRANK WAR FOR DUMMIES

Will: Really *Sweatdrop*, and also Smash of Inaba

Tempest: Let me guess, she's the supreme judge and assistant

Off-screen

Pina: *surprised* Wait she's a judge

Echo: and also our lawyer too, and no judge can't outclass her skills and talent like her and not that she also says if someone outclassed her, she'll marry the person

Everyone was amazed that someone like him outclassed her that fast

Anya: That is cool *star eyes*

Becky: Yeah she is beautiful too

Konrko was raised while eating chocolate

Koneko: Can she do that to those Perverts

Pervert: Huh!

Echo smirk

Echo: yes, she can without bond or lawyer to protect them, yes her skill the Thrust of Death shows their punishment at will, and even one time Will got hit by the attack cause he confessed about eating my missing slice of bloodberry cheesecake and punish by it for everything

Everyone felt the shivers and the perverts went pale

On-screen

Bino: *sigh* Smash on Valkyrie cause she and I go way back cause I was her 1st friend since she arrived at my house cause her ship crash-landed on the whole house in half

The Bois were confused

The Bois were confused

Bois: HUH! She crashed your house

Bino: yeap, and also Tempest's turned on the redhead

Tempest: *fake cough* Smash on Nesty

Evolto: Spin the wheel

Jair spun the wheel again and landed on someone whom Tempest was terrified

Name: Meiko Shiraki

Age: 17-18 *I honestly don't about her age, so HOW THE HECK SHE HIGHSCHOOLER THAT HAS A BODY OF SOMEONE IN their 20s*

Status: Vice Student Council President Hatchimitsu Academy

Bino: HARD PASS!

The Bois turned in surprise that went quickly

Off-screen

Everyone was shocked that Bino answered his response that fast

Everyone: THAT WAS FAST!

The Girls were jealous that person had a better body than there

Ruby/Weiss/Mine: That's not unfair

Yang/Kuroyashi/Pyrrha: HOW THE HELL IS SHE HIGHSCHOOLER

The boys and men who respect girls/women looked away

Jaune: *looks at Ren* Uh I still don't that she is around our age

Ren: *looked at Jaune* Life is the greatest mystery

Nora: Wow, those melons are as huge as basketball

Winter: *shocked* The is absurd, how her body around my age

Ria/Akeno/Xenovia/Maria(Oc)/Leone/Rory: That is a total BS

Basara looked away

Mio(Oc): *death stared* Big Brother

Basara gulped

Tatsumi: *looked away* Why is this always happening to me

Mine: *tsunade* hmph pervert

Tatsumi: *shocked* This what is looks like!

The night raid girls back away and leave shocked and despair

Bulat: I hope you understand I can help make you into men by love *echo*

Tatsumi went pale and froze for what he witnessed, and unable to escape this madness

Pervert: *nosebleeding and drool* Look at that majestic body and she let us step on argh

Koneko, Mine, Aguilera: Still never learn

On-screen

Evolto: Well that was fast

Bino: Yeah, and I was once a sadistic person who enjoyed people getting tortured or beaten up *sadistic eyes* is satisfying to see if I enjoyed torturing my enemies until they break like little pigs

The boys went silent

Tempest: That is just insane

Evolto: I think he is more sociopath than me and he's beyond it

Jair: When that is one thing we learned about him

Will: *shivers and Vietnam flashback* yeah

Aruto: Okay then so any vote on her or I show this video

Tempest: of what?

Aruto: This one

Video#1

Prisoner as Aruto

Evolto: Well all in favor of not entering deadly turf

Tempest/Will/Evolto/Jair: HARD PASS!

Aruto: ATOMIC SMASH, and also married and we also did BDSM stuff at the honeymoon

Bois: *puke* Bro TMI

Bino Walked to Aruto

Bois: HOLY COW! THAT HARDCORE!

Bino: *pissed* Never say sh#t every again

Aruto: Worth it

Bois: SCARY *Shiver*

Bino: okay last one

The wheel spins on the last one and stop

Name: Marin Houshou

Status: Vtuber Pirate, idol

Bino: Pass she is too lewd and horny for a certain boy *looked at Will*

Aruto: Pass she has been annoyed for almost 30 minutes about her plowing Will is bad which is both funny and lucky

Jair: (Smash or Pass) Honesty I don't know why

Evolto: (Smash or Pass) She is way hot, not as of course

Tempest: Pass, That is Will's woman and way hotter than his current wife

Off-screen

Aguilera took Wyatt to the daycare room to get away from an angry Vampire mother

Echo: *pissed* EXCUSE ME

Avalyn placed her hand on her daughter-in-law

Avalyn: I got something better that would teach that boy a lesson

Kusho realized and knew Avalyn was gonna give her "THAT" weapon that she, Juri, and Arael used back in the war was one of Bino's dangerous and deadly weapons that wiped out an entire Union Faction Air Battalion, Army of Deities, and navy into burned crushed

Kusho:*pale* You fool! you doom us all

On-screen

Will: Well my answer is Pa- argh SMASH!

Tempest secretly jabbed Will's foot with a spiked booth

Bino: You okay

Will: *holding the pain* Y-Yes I'm *grunting* Good!

Aruto: Well guest that is all the Smash or Pass Wife edition

Bino used the portal to exit out

Tempest: phew that was awkward

Jair: No kidding and I thought Y/n's smash or pass was just simple, but this is more embarrassing to speak

Evolto: Good thing Bino didn't mine too well that's a relief

Echo: Oh TEMPEST *Monster voice*

Tempest turned and went pale, saw what he just caused

Echo: like my new toy

Will: Uh Echo where did you get that

Echo: Gift from your mother

Will: WHAT! MY MOM GAVE YOU THAT! *Pointing at her mother* how come I didn't get one from you mom

Avalyn: Well son, you see this weapon was created by Bino during the Great Calamity War, He only made 3 of them since me, Juri, and Arael got the other 2 and I called Der Zorn des Himmels *Heaven's Wrath* and Höllenstolz *Hell's Pride*

Will: You build them

Bino: no more like they keep begging me to make one, which I refused and you what else they try to blackmail

The Bois were curious about Bino's secret back in his academy days

Evolto: Tell us

Bino: OH HELL NO! Echo does it and the Pervert meets that same fate

Perverts: WAIT WHAT!

Bino finger snaps everyone except Tempest, Evolto, and the Perverts

Echo: *fake smile* With pleasure

Music play

Echo was shooting at them like walking target practice

Echo: RUN! RUN! LIKE THE LITTLE PIGS YOU ARE! HOPE YOU LIKE LEAD SEASON! *laughing like a maniac* CAUSE THIS B###H HERE LOVES CANNONS!

Will: What a woman, and it's my woman

Everyone: Awww

Jair was eating popcorn while were enjoying that show

Evolto/Aruto:

Bino: Well that was something

Asia walked to him

Bino: Uh yes Little Asia

Asia: *shy* So what is the next reaction will be

Bino: A history one

Teen/Kids: Urgh boring

Bino: Don't worry it's not boring okay next reaction is a history that the U.S and Britain almost caused a war over a shooting of a pig

Anya: *shocked* noo... NOT MR. PIG!

Bino: Yep, not only that war is one of the dumbest ones in U.S history

Next Reaction: The Pig War

Bino irl: I haven't posted anything since I was at work so I had to limit my time during Christmas was coming also I watched the new movie Godzilla Minus One and let's just say that movie is one greatest movie that put Hollywood to shame since they were not making a movie right cause the story plot and that movie is both action and emotional and I cried a lot of cause of the main character's guilt and suffering, it reaches to 97% fresh on rotten tomato