Ludwig- Tempest68

Cdwagva or Conner- Issei Hyoudou

Kaho- Mitsuri Kanroji

Abroad to Japan or Chris- Itami Youji

Guest: Williamjwb87, truereader40

After things went quiet since the Virtues, Maria(7MS), and Lucifer were busy looking for information about their brother Andre.

Bino: *sigh* Guest will gonna watch it without them until their done

Aruto: Don't worry man they'll be fine, you did promise Andre to tell them the truth about his past

Bino still remembers the day he made a promise to tell Andre's sisters the truth about him

Bino: Yeah I did

Bino and Aruto headed to the theater room and everyone turned and saw 2 handsome men enter the room which made the girls except the Bois's wives blushed and horny at the same time, while the guys were confused about them as well, they didn't know it was Bino and Aruto

Bino's new appearance with new clothing and glasses

Aruto's new appearance with new clothing (ignore the slash-riser)

Tempest walked to them

Tempest: Um you guys are in the wrong room you know

Bino: Wow real funny Tempest

Aruto: That is so lame man

Tempest was confused

Tempest: How did you know my name

Jair: *laughing* He didn't know

Will: *sweatdrop* Yep he doesn't know if was them the whole time

Tanjiro: What is Mr. Kybete

Will: Well Tanjiro, Tempest is a slow timer and takes a minute to realize for a bit

Yang/Xenovia/Maria(TSTND)/ Akeno/ Qiqi/ Rossweisse: Hello handsome/future husband/man

Tempest's POV

Tempest was getting pissed to know who they are and Bino whisper to Aruto about this plan and remembered that meme

Bino as Yu/Aruto as Mi/Tempest as James Carter/ Jair as Jackie Chan:

Tempest: Tell who you are

Bino/Aruto: TEMPEST IT'S US BINO/ARUTO

This shocked him and everyone clean their eyes

Everyone: WHAT BINO/ARUTO

Tempest: What the heck happened to you both

Bino: My daughter Bailou accidentally hit us while we finished cleaning the room and boom here we are

Will: Where is she anyway

Aruto: Well...

Bailou's POV

Bailou was running away from her siblings and cousins

Bailou: *she made this face* You can't catch me, I'll never eat that yucky broccoli

She ran to the hallways really fast since she went on a sugar rush by eating all the candy that she hiding since easter

Olteca: Come on Bailou it's just broccoli and it's really good for your health

Bailou knows her brother and cousin's tricks and threw water balloons at them and ran

Bailou: NEVER

Olteca/Jacob: Come here

Bino's POV

BIno: Anyway In this universe, Issei is a youtube who gives content in Japan and he is almost reaching 3 million subscribers, he has other channels that we don't have time and he's joining with some people in a bar

People were confused why a bar out of all places had to be a bar

Winter: *sarcastic* Oh great we get to see that drunk over there *pointing at Qrow*

Qrow felt offended

Qrow: Wow thanks and wounded me too

Winter: Shut up hmph *tsundere*

BIno: *sweatdrop* Okay Let's get on with the video

On-screen

Issei: Welcome, we are in Roman Street in Ikebukuro and today we are joined once again by Mitsuri

Mitsuri: Of course

Off-screen

This shocked both the DXD group and Demon Slayer

DXD: -_- Again/ Great it's the end of the world

Demon Slayer: MITSURI/ Ms. KANROJI

Tempest: That seems surprising to them

On-screen

Issei: What are you doing today

Mitsuri: So we're going to meet Muscle girl

This surprised Issei and weirded out by Mitsuri's decision, she made a muscle pose

Issei: Why

Mitsuri turned to Issei straight face and angrier here

Mitsuri: Why not

Issei can't talk by here and had no choice but to it any

Issei: Tha's a good reason let's go

Off-screen

Issei was speechless and remembered the last job since he was a devil didn't want to remember and Issei's harem was getting jealous of him going to look at some muscular women as a new harem

Rias in thought: You better not tell us this Issei

Issei: Reminder me not to talk back to the pink hair babe over their

He pointed at Mitsuri and felt a death glare from Obanai and his snake vanished without Obanai noticing

Obanai in thought: *growled* Keep talking pervert and keep your filthy perverted hands hand off of Mitsuri you bastard, I hope I cut your head and place it with a pike

Bino and the Bois read Obanai's mind and heard what he says

Bino: Oh dulce Señor *Oh sweet lord*

Tempest: That was dark and happy for him

Jair/Will: Sheesh

On-screen

Narrator(Issei): Yes you heard that right, there is a bar in Japan specifically for muscle girls so if you've ever wanted to drink in a company of a very muscular woman this is the bar for you

Off-screen

Qrow/Azazel/ Takeo/ Shino/Tempest/ Aruto: Hell yeah/ My kind of bar

Everyone except the mature ones: Woah/ That nice place to hang out/ We are so doing that in ladies' night/

On-screen

Tempest came out of nowhere in Roman Street and Issei push him away

Tempest: I'm also here

Issei: No he's not he's not allowed in no Americans

Scene change in the building where Itami, Tempest, Mitsuri, and Issei are in the elevator

Narrator (Issei): I along with Mitsuri, Itami, and Tempest are gonna go and experience this bar because why not more the merrier

They enter the building and saw every staff are actual muscle girls and Mitsuri from off-screen was happy to see some people like her. The Muscle Girls cheer to welcome

Issei: Oh My God

Off-screen

The Devil felt pain again what Issei say caused his friend to glare at him

Dxd Devil: Oww What the heck Issei/ Way a go you perv/ Not cool

Issei: *sweatdrop* Again Other me

Obanai: *death glare* You better Pervert

Obanai's friend snake hissed at Issei and now animals are targeting him too

Issei: *crying inside* Why me

On-screen

The Muscles girls cheer to welcome new customers and applause for their welcome

Issei: *raise his hand* Hi

Itami helped Issei do a bicep arm pose and some menacing word popped out of nowhere and Tempest raised his water bottle

Tempest: Who wants bokari sway YEAH hydration

Off-screen

The Bois turned to Tempest with the "WTF" face at his behavior and Cinder was fake smiling at her husband for not inviting her during their anniversary last time

Bois: -_- Really Bro

Tempest: Hey, It's not my fault I enjoyed it

Bino: You forgot one thing

Tempest: What is it?

Aruto: You forgot

Jair: Cinder's

Will: Wedding anniversary

Tempest pause and started sweating this fast and turned to his Wife Cinder with a very not happy face, Cinder was fake smiling and want to murder her husband forgetting their important life

Tempest in thought: Welp I'm Dead, Time to write my Will

On-screen

Scene change that the four are at their table and Tempest was looking at the menu

Tempest: Me and Itami were looking at the menu we thought it was a little weird "The Muscle Butt Slapping Kick"

This weirded Itami out and Mitsuri was curious about it

Mitsuri: Something very

Issei agrees without a second thought

Issei: We should get that

Off-screen

They weirded out everyone except Akeno, Maria(TSTND), Cinder, Echo, Jeanne, Shinobu, Bayonetta, and Evelynn were interested they turned to Bino and Aruto and ask about it

Bino: Honestly I have no idea

Aruto: That's Japan for you making odd things for their culture no offense

Japanese people: You're excused

On-screen

Narrator(Issei): Collect any good Japanese-themed establishment everything is very themed including the drinks and of course, in this bar, the grapefruit sours are hand squeezed *screen turned black and white* literally, you can pick the exact staff you want to squeeze drink into existence

Tempest's POV

Tempest: All right who's the strongest who's the strongest

The muscle girl staff reveal to Shino Kuribayashi

Shino: I am a pro wrestler

The scene changed to the main four and Tempest was speechless to say it

Issei: Oh Yes

Tempest: Okay I pick you all right Issei, I've chosen my squeeze girl

Issei: Itami got ahead, we going in order of course

The next Muscle Girl reveal to be Bozes Co Palesti

Itami: Very stylish Adidas

Mitsuri: Wow

Off-screen

This shocked the Third Recon team, and Pina was shocked that one of her friends Bozes is part of it, Itami is now pale cause of the incident that happened during the last mission

*Flashback*

Itami: *dull eye* Why does the universe hate me

Lelei turned to Itami

Lelei: Is something wrong Itami

Itami: N-no I'm fine

On-screen

The scene changed to the main four, given their drinks, and Tempest and Itami were struggling to hold their large glass of beer and a cheers

Tempest: *surprised* This is so much, how much am I drinking here

Itami: That's a lot of alcohol

Tempest: Is this alcohol too

Itami: *sarcastic* Easy to say

And this shocked Tempest to think Japanese beverages were this insane

Off-screen

Everyone that is different region was surprised as well

Itami: This is Japan after all

Wilbert: You humans are interesting

Ghira: Agree with you on this

Qrow: My kinda place

Azazel: Yep

Tempest: Amen brother

Bino was about to pull a massive word to non cookers

Bino: Your brain is stupid as your cooking *neuro-sama reference when she roasted her fox mother Anny*

This hit a massive brutal arrow at those who can't cook and was crying in a corner

People who can't cook: *crying in the corner* Why are so mean

Everyone who can cook: OHhhh that is brutal

Yang/Yor/Rias/Mitsuri/Weiss/Shino: *crying* Why are you so cruel

Bino: Cause I can and no offense your skill at this and never had any experiencing cook as well

On Screen

Narrator(Issei): Whenever you order a drink there will be a musical chant because why

The staff are doing the chant and they raise their drinks

Issei: *Cheer*

They were enjoying their drinks while the Muscle staff were chanting at them, Itami was gonna chuck it but laughing and slowly spit or coughing, and the words pop

Sign: You Died

Sign: Itami dies of cringe

Off-screen

Everyone was laughing at Itami's misfortunes

Itami: OH COME ON

Rory: *giggles* This is entertaining for him to make fun of himself with that face

Itami turned to Rory

Itami: Are you kidding

Will: Poor Itami went so soon

Jair: Not surprised a guy in his 30s who is an otaku now in the military was getting beat up by a bunch of bad luck women that he gets slapped every funny moment

Itami felt offended

Bino: Yeah no kidding

Aruto: He's older than Philza Minecraft

Bois: PHIL

On-screen

Issei's POV

Issei: What the hell

Tempest was getting up on the bar table and he got up and start drinking while everyone was cheering Tempest

Issei: *laughing* Oh my god

Tempest was still chucking his beverages

Narrator(Issei): And of course, it goes without saying but "DO NOT STAND ON THE TABLE TEMPEST"

Off-screen

Tempest: Thanks for ruining my moment Professor Fun-killer

Issei: Your welcome

Tempest turned with an angry look

Tempest: THAT IT *pulled out his weapon* YOUR DEAD YOU PERVERTED LIZARD

Issei ran while Tempest was chasing him like the roadrunner and Wildly Coyote moment

Pervert haters: No mercy

On-screen

Tempest gives the staff a high five

Narrator(Issei): But I'm sure they want me to come back

Skipping Issei sponsor ad

(Issei is a Rem guy)

(ISSEI IS A SIMP FOR HER WTF) (Credit to this Artist)

Off-screen

Everyone was disguised as Issei being a Rem guy and his harem was jealous of this Rem Girl person who is pretty and a large asset for stealing his attention from them (No offense to Rem fans of RE Zero fans)

Issei's Harem: Why is it so unfair, It should have been me, not her It's not fair

Will: *shocking disguised* Boy I didn't bring Y/N and his family to see this, It would be a massacre

Meanwhile at Will's theater

Y/n sneeze

M/n: Bless you

Y/n: *wipe his nose with tissue* Thanks Mom, And am I getting a feeling like I wanted to murder a certain Pervert who was making a comment or thinking about my Auntie A/N

Bailey: Probably it's just your imagination

Y/n: *hmm* I'll go get my pervert hunting gear ready

M/n: Wait

Y/n stop

M/n: You're not going anyway where... without us, If any perverts think about my sister get away from it us

Y/n smiled

M/n: *yell* F/N GET OUT WEAPONS WE'RE GOING HUNTING

F/n: On it *left to get the weapon*

Y/n: Alright today's special is Pervert Hunting Season

LB/n: Let do this *shotgun lock and loaded*

Back to Will's POV

Will: I'm sure they're fine

The Bois gave Will that look "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT" face

On Screen

Tempest: I had s strong zero before coming here I didn't know this was drinking

Issei: Yes it's a bar

Mitsuri: It's a bar

Tempest got confused

Tempest: He just said, muscle girls, I thought it was like a gym or something you think I know I'm America jin-desk if I go to a bar it's to watch a sports game and eat Buffalo Wild Wings

This picture shows the gym with She-Hulk from Marvel and Matrona from The Seven Deadly Sins

Off-screen

Everyone was watching while Tempest was eating Buffalo Wild Wings as his counterpart ate

Bino: Did you just steal my Wings at the sports room where we suppose to watch the match after this

Tempest hid the bucket behind him while eating

Tempest: *stuff with Wings* No

The Bois were pissed at Tempest

Bois: YOU ARE SO DEAD WHEN THIS IS OVER

On-screen

Narrator(Issei): Before you knew it they assumed the position to squeeze the drinks

The muscle girls that the four picked stand on top and begin to squeeze their drinks

Tempest: What's going on are you scared of a strong woman are you

Issei: Well I'm not I'm just saying this is a lot like this is unusual

The lights turned off and they started to squeeze the grapefruit

Tempest: This feels like being in front of like sea world and we're the splash zone

The staff are doing their muscles pose and started squeezing fruit really hard and they go some juice on them

Issei: Oh my God, What the hell *laughing*

Itami going behind Tempest

Tempest: Why are hiding behind me

Off-screen

Everyone was laughing at Tempest's misfortunes, While the Bois were squeezing grapefruit at Tempest for stealing the Wings for sports game night

Tempest: *cover with grapefruit juice* Not cool bro

Brois: You deserve that

Tempest: Ugh fine

On-screen

Narrator(Issei): And of course don't forget to bring your poncho to this bar

Issei was struggling to remove some juice from his clothing but didn't work

Issei: I got soaked

Tempest: *soaked* I looked pissed myself

Issei: We are not going to be allowed anywhere after this we stink

Itami: Can you pick the grapefruit out

Tempest was getting some grapefruit out of Itami's hair

Tempest: Still there *repeat X 3* oh there you go

Off-screen

Tempest: *pointed out* HA HE ADMITTED IT

Itami: Screw you too

Everyone sweatdrop

On-screen

Issei's POV

Issei: Well luckily we have 2 drinks now to get us through all of this right guys

Mitsuri: Fantastic

Issei: They are really efficient at cleaning this up

Itami: That's why they need so many girls to clean the bar in five minutes

Issei turned to the camera

Issei: I got soaked but it seemed that Tempest and Itami got more soak than me I'm really sticky but it was fun that was pretty impressive Cheer

They raise their second drink and cheers

Itami: That's the fruit of their labor

Tempest: Fruits of our labor

They drank the grapefruit

Issei: I realized now I don't like grapefruit

Tempest: Yeah me too

Itami: Especially in my face

Off-screen

Everyone agreed about the grapefruit drink is not the best one that they put

Will: All in favor to ban grapefruit in every bar say "AYE"

Everyone: AYE

On-screen

Narrator(Issei): And of course when I'm paying I found the only bar in Japan that accepts tips

Issei turned to the camera

Issei: So 100 yen for one muscle dollar that seems to add up

100 Yen = 1 muscle dollar

Mitsuri: That will be 50,000

50,000 Yen= $500

Issei: yeah I think 50,000, 500 bucks worth yeah

Mitsuri: That's big youtube money *clap* Yeah

Staff: *clap and cheer* YAY/Yeah

The muscle girl staff gave them the bucket full of muscle girls dollar bills as their tips

Narrator(Issei): Literally Japan when they discover tipping and these bills are obviously not real dollar bills they're muscle girl-themed dollar bills I have as many questions as YouTube such as whether this currency has inflation will the company accept it never mind

This shows a hundred dollar bill with muscles on it and next switches into the vending machines and reverts back to the many four and pauses for now

Off-screen

Bino: Okay well take a break and refill our food or head to the restroom

Everyone heads to the restroom or food court to get their favorite snacks and someone from afar was released a massive aura from Will's home turf

???: *pissed* So he didn't invite us

Another being smack the other person in the head revealed to be Avalyn Kaslana the original Kaslana of the Omniverse, Known as the Queen of Laws and Goddess of Blades, and Kusho Kybete is the second strongest of the Kings of Unity the Void King and also the God of Order

Avalyn Kaslana Kybete

??? 2: *angry* Kusho stop making shockwaves around the house and why not we go and visit him anyway

Kusho Kybete

( I used an app called Reality too make this)

Kusho: sure thing Avalyn

Avalyn: Come on *she opens the portal* let's go there

Kusho pulls out one of the original weapons of the Kings of Unity The Void King's Spear Void's Judgement

Kusho: *fake smile* Sure let's go

They both walked into the portal

Meanwhile Bino'

Bino sneeze

Aruto: Bless you

Bino: Thanks, feels like someone is coming... *smirk smile* I'll be waiting for Void King Kusho *cold crimson glowing dulled eyes*

Next Chapter: Muscle Girls PT2