Funny Moments Pt 3
Guest: Williamjwb87, Tempest68, truereader40, Darkdecade97
Bino was getting annoyed by guys acting up like children and heard something
Bino: Drums? *realized and eyes widen* No... way... right now
Bino rushed to the theater and saw Ruby, Nora, and Anya
Bino: What the heck is going on
Everyone turned to Bino and Ruby was to apologize someone kicked the door like a maniac
???: SHUT UP, IT'S SO F#$KING AND CAN YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP IN PEACE
Everyone in the RWBY group was shocked to see a familiar person or clone, and the Schnee family was shocked about this person's behavior
Ruby: SWEAR JAR
???: Look Rosita *Little Rose* I not pay sh#t, and I swear anytime I want
And a familiar energy that turned her pale of an angry being
Bino: *yelling* WEISS MARIA SCHNEE MARUTINESU MODE, What did I do I say no swearing in public theater
The person revealed to Counterpart of Weiss Schnee, except her eyes and clothing
Weiss(M): Sorry Papa
R(w)by/ Schnee Family: WEISS
Weiss walked her counterpart
Weiss: You're me, huh
Weiss(M): Cono Mira quien habla Reina del Hielo *Look who's talking Ice Queen*
Jair and Aruto snickered
Weiss: What is she saying
Jair: She called you Ice Queen in Spanish
Weiss: Hey, how dare you
Weiss(M): Well since we met allow me to introduce My name is Weiss Maria Schnee Marutinesu Mode, one of the unstoppable Schnee Twins, and also people call me Mari for short, and known as the Ice Generalis Furiae *Ice General of Fury*
Winter: You're a General, Weiss I mean Mari
Mari turned to Winter
Mari: Yes, but my eldest sister along with you are 5-6 Generals of the Zeta Prime PMC My family owns a mercenary group called Furens a Continental hotel secret service under the Kingdom of Arcadian and the workers were humans and faunus are tasked to be our eyes and ears to politicians, corrupt businessman, council secrets, professor of different, brag rich people, bratty rich (you know who), and corrupt military.
People were having headaches again because of all the problems that happen
Ironwood: Specialist when we return home make sure that none of our mean check every movement on the council.
Winter: Yes, General
Bino: Anyway here's a clip of a main protagonist from the world of One Piece which is a really beautiful world that has been and here's the video of him unlocking a new form
Everyone was both amazed and shocked in many different ways
Ruby: He's so cool
Kids/Teens: I KNOW RIGHT
Rory: To think a mortal reached a level of power turning him into a dragon, and another mortal turned into a god
Pina: Why is he fighting like that
Aruto: That's the true nature of the Gum-Gum Fruit or *Gumo-Gumo no mi*
Mio(OC): The what?
Will: Well you should ask Bino's other wife
Bino: *urgh* Fine *calling* Honey can you come please We have some guests who want to know about devil fruits, okay thank
He turned to everyone
Bino: She gonna be here by
The door was open
Bino: Now, hi Robin love
Person reveals to Nico Robin
File Name: Nico Robin Martinesu Mode
Occupation: Historian, Strawhat Pirate, Makai Preist, Uncover spy
Age: Unknown
Everyone was gawed at her beauty, and as for the perverts
Pervert: Oh now that's a hottie -urgh
Nico used her devil fruit on the perverts to rip them off
The other guys cover these jewels
Will: *pale* Well that was interesting
Echo: At least you weren't with them
Kusho: *pale* Agree
Avalyn: *fake smile* Oh really remember at the academy you were heading to the boy's shower Instead you went to the girls' while they put you on live cam at the academy getting your jewels ripped out with an old rust pincers wrench and Sparda got his nipples ripped by that multiversal unicorn
Tempest/Will: 0_0 WAIT THEY DID WHAT!
Jair: Sheesh that is cold
Bino: :3 *small giggle* Yeah, it was funny to see them get tortured by the school is the reality I want to watch
Everyone in thought expects the sadist one: 0_0 What heck is wrong with him
Bino: Anyway this is my other wife Nico Robin
Robin: Hello *bow* and I heard someone want to know about devil fruits
Ruby: Yes, please
Robin: Very well there are 3 types of devil fruits, Logia, Paramecia, and last Zoan with very powerful powers
Jin: There are 3 types uh
Aruto: Don't forget the other 4 types Awakened, Mythical Zoan, Special Paramecia, and lastly Ancient Zoan
Ruby: *that is so cool
Tempest: If I remember correctly it was 168
Robin: Let's start from Logia
Logia- devil fruits allow the user to become an element, which makes them practically untouchable by everything besides busoshoku haki and seastone. They can make unlimited amounts of their element, which is similar to some paramecia devil fruits.
Paramecia- devil fruits deal with man-made substances, effects in the body, and everything else outside of transforming in animals, or into the naturally-occurring elements. Like my captain who ate the Gum-Gum Fruit which made him a rubber man
Zoan: Devil fruits are devil fruits that allow the indulgent to transform into an animal, might it be a normal animal, an ancient animal, or a mythical one-which are said to be even rare than the famous logia typing. Like Marco from the Whitebeard Pirates turned in the mythical firebird
Everyone was amazed about these types of devil fruit and some were writing down their understanding of this
Mio(OC): Wait what the other types
Bino: All me, *turned to his wife* You sit down and let me do the 4 for you okay
Robin: Thanks *walked to him and kissed him on the cheek*
Bino: Anyway let's start shall we
Awakened-devil fruit will be a very long process, and might not happen while your character is particularly young. It can take at least fifteen years of using your fruit to even make much progress into an awakening-however, there can be some exceptions to this rule. Awakened devil fruits are tier four in the power scale of a devil fruit ability.
Uniques- Devil fruits like the Ope Ope no Mi, and the Yami Yami no Mi are unique devil fruits, which hold mysterious powers that are special even by devil fruit standards. If a marine or government agent eats one of these devil fruits, they will become a priority to train-if they're not already a commanding officer-and hold new prestige inside the marine world. However, if a pirate eats one of these devil fruits, they will immediately become a worldwide threat once the powers are revealed to be in their hands.
This bomb was dropped on everyone in this dangerous power
Pina: Those exist in many worlds
Everyone was thinking about
Bino: Sorry to burst your bubble, no they don't exist in any world only the world of One Piece has those fruit sorry
Teens/Kids: Aw
Aruto: There's a hefty price to gain this power, not only does he/she get this power loses the ability to swim
Everyone was shocked about the devil's fruit power but lost the ability
Anya: Anya does not want to get one
Becky: Y-yeah it's scary
Aruto: And here's a video about the system of the world that Robin was from
The scientists were interested in the devil fruit power, the others were interested in the weapons system, and lastly, the others who were meatheads wanted to learn about haki
Bino: Anyway on to some funny moments
FM 1:
*Albert-can-cook as Sparda, Chef Rush as Bino, Lion-field as Dante and Tempest*
Bino was smiling and happy
Teen/kids: YOUR EVIL... EVIL I TELL YOU
Aruto: At least Tempest is- WOAH
Tempest was strapped into a chair along with Dante being shoved by Hawaiian pizza with EXTRA pineapple
Will: 0_0 That is just evil
Aruto: -_- Next clip, is Bino being annoyed by his senpai Selen Tatsuki and his kouhai Henya
Bino: *eye widen* NO
Tempest woke up instant
Tempest: I must watch his embarrassment
FM 2:
*Selen Tatsuki as herself, Glasses Vtuber as Bino, Kouhai as Henya*
Bino was embarrassing and everyone was laughing
Bino: *embarrassing* I CAN'T HEARD YOU LA LA LA
Bino: *pout* hmph
Sato: Come on love it's just a joke
Bino: I have dealt with this dragon vtuber and little child with a high intelligence for reason
Bino: Next clip of Sparda getting kidnapped by his kids
FM 3:
*Lionfield as Dante and Tempest, Albert -can-cook as Sparda
Tempest got his payback
Tempest: TAKE THAT OLD MAN
Bino: Here's a video of Kusho trying to make an Adult video, but he makes buffalo hot wings to ditch him and the woman turns out to be the fat version of Issei
FM 4:
*Albert-can-cook as Sparda, Cameraman as Kusho, and wig hair man ad Issei Hyoudou*
Everyone's face turned green, and for the others and everyone moved away from the pervert
Issei: What?
Mothers: STAY AWAY FROM MY BABIES YOU PEDO
Adult: What the hell did witness
Kids/Teens: Ew ew ew ew ew
Tempest/Aruto: MY EYES IT BURNS
Jair/Bino/Will: *cringe* What is that monstrous
Analyn: Honey
Kusho: *squeaky voice* Y-yes
Analyn: We are gonna have a long "TALK" for this
Kusho gulped
Aruto: Next video
FM 5:
Kusho was wearing a Superman outfit, while everyone watching, while his idiot friend was trying to do a superhero landing
Bino(Y): This is ridiculous
Sparda(Y): DO A FLIP
Haruka smack him
Haruka: Your not helping
Juri: That's dangerous to that
Avalyn: How did he get up there
Ana: Me too
The student council member Amanda Waston pulled out the speaker
Amanda: Kusho Kyebete of Class A, this your last chance to come down this instant or we use force
Haruka: He gonna do it
Amanda: Girls get him
Kusho(Y): You never take me alive *jump out*
Avalyn(OS)/ Avalyn: *mouth cover* Oh Dear
Every male student covers these jewels
Sparda: *pale and cover* That is just wrong
Bino laughing like crazy
Henya: That is funny Daiyo
Zentraya and Selen recorded it
Zentraya: blackmailed time
Screen went black
Every male in the theater was pale and covered their jewel
Will: *pale* What is wrong with you
Kusho: *pale* What it was worth it
Aruto: this might be the last funny where your daughter Jeanne, along with Weiss, pisses off Miko Ren who was the little daughter to An and Tsubasa aka Li in Bino's Tetris tournament
FM 6: Last
Juniper: *recording it* Oh This payback An watching my daughter and Willow's daughter crushing the tournament
An: Hey, my daughter can kick your daughter's in that game
Willow: Tell her sister
Bino was witnessing these act like children and turned to Weide
Weide: What?
Bino: You, Juni, and An always doing those competitions8 to see who is better
Weide: *lie* I don't know what are you talking about, also Bayonetta try to use this now
Bino: huh?
Bayonetta throws Bino at the Wall and she wears a Kafka outfit and does this
Bayonetta: Like what you see
Bino: *fluster and blushing steaming* I-I what?
Everyone was blushing, while the mothers covered their children and the boys and men except Will, Jair, and Tempest
Boy/Men:
Boy/Men: Lucky bastard
Will/Tempest/Jair: Grow up and this
Bino was laughing like crazy
Bino: That is so true
Koneko high five him
Bino: Okay Robin rip their jewel now
Boy/Men: Wait what!
Robin: *smile* With pleasure
Robin used her powers to rip them off and did and they now scream
Boy/Men:
Bino: Ah music to my ears
Will/Jair/Kusho/Aruto: 0_0...
Tempest: *pale* That is just evil
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