Funny Moments Pt 3

Guest: Williamjwb87, Tempest68, truereader40, Darkdecade97

Bino was getting annoyed by guys acting up like children and heard something

Bino: Drums? *realized and eyes widen* No... way... right now

Bino rushed to the theater and saw Ruby, Nora, and Anya

Bino: What the heck is going on

Everyone turned to Bino and Ruby was to apologize someone kicked the door like a maniac

???: SHUT UP, IT'S SO F#$KING AND CAN YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP IN PEACE

Everyone in the RWBY group was shocked to see a familiar person or clone, and the Schnee family was shocked about this person's behavior

Ruby: SWEAR JAR

???: Look Rosita *Little Rose* I not pay sh#t, and I swear anytime I want

And a familiar energy that turned her pale of an angry being

Bino: *yelling* WEISS MARIA SCHNEE MARUTINESU MODE, What did I do I say no swearing in public theater

The person revealed to Counterpart of Weiss Schnee, except her eyes and clothing

Weiss(M): Sorry Papa

R(w)by/ Schnee Family: WEISS

Weiss walked her counterpart

Weiss: You're me, huh

Weiss(M): Cono Mira quien habla Reina del Hielo *Look who's talking Ice Queen*

Jair and Aruto snickered

Weiss: What is she saying

Jair: She called you Ice Queen in Spanish

Weiss: Hey, how dare you

Weiss(M): Well since we met allow me to introduce My name is Weiss Maria Schnee Marutinesu Mode, one of the unstoppable Schnee Twins, and also people call me Mari for short, and known as the Ice Generalis Furiae *Ice General of Fury*

Winter: You're a General, Weiss I mean Mari

Mari turned to Winter

Mari: Yes, but my eldest sister along with you are 5-6 Generals of the Zeta Prime PMC My family owns a mercenary group called Furens a Continental hotel secret service under the Kingdom of Arcadian and the workers were humans and faunus are tasked to be our eyes and ears to politicians, corrupt businessman, council secrets, professor of different, brag rich people, bratty rich (you know who), and corrupt military.

People were having headaches again because of all the problems that happen

Ironwood: Specialist when we return home make sure that none of our mean check every movement on the council.

Winter: Yes, General

Bino: Anyway here's a clip of a main protagonist from the world of One Piece which is a really beautiful world that has been and here's the video of him unlocking a new form

Everyone was both amazed and shocked in many different ways

Ruby: He's so cool

Kids/Teens: I KNOW RIGHT

Rory: To think a mortal reached a level of power turning him into a dragon, and another mortal turned into a god

Pina: Why is he fighting like that

Aruto: That's the true nature of the Gum-Gum Fruit or *Gumo-Gumo no mi*

Mio(OC): The what?

Will: Well you should ask Bino's other wife

Bino: *urgh* Fine *calling* Honey can you come please We have some guests who want to know about devil fruits, okay thank

He turned to everyone

Bino: She gonna be here by

The door was open

Bino: Now, hi Robin love

Person reveals to Nico Robin

File Name: Nico Robin Martinesu Mode

Occupation: Historian, Strawhat Pirate, Makai Preist, Uncover spy

Age: Unknown

Everyone was gawed at her beauty, and as for the perverts

Pervert: Oh now that's a hottie -urgh

Nico used her devil fruit on the perverts to rip them off

The other guys cover these jewels

Will: *pale* Well that was interesting

Echo: At least you weren't with them

Kusho: *pale* Agree

Avalyn: *fake smile* Oh really remember at the academy you were heading to the boy's shower Instead you went to the girls' while they put you on live cam at the academy getting your jewels ripped out with an old rust pincers wrench and Sparda got his nipples ripped by that multiversal unicorn

Tempest/Will: 0_0 WAIT THEY DID WHAT!

Jair: Sheesh that is cold

Bino: :3 *small giggle* Yeah, it was funny to see them get tortured by the school is the reality I want to watch

Everyone in thought expects the sadist one: 0_0 What heck is wrong with him

Bino: Anyway this is my other wife Nico Robin

Robin: Hello *bow* and I heard someone want to know about devil fruits

Ruby: Yes, please

Robin: Very well there are 3 types of devil fruits, Logia, Paramecia, and last Zoan with very powerful powers

Jin: There are 3 types uh

Aruto: Don't forget the other 4 types Awakened, Mythical Zoan, Special Paramecia, and lastly Ancient Zoan

Ruby: *that is so cool

Tempest: If I remember correctly it was 168

Robin: Let's start from Logia

Logia- devil fruits allow the user to become an element, which makes them practically untouchable by everything besides busoshoku haki and seastone. They can make unlimited amounts of their element, which is similar to some paramecia devil fruits.

Paramecia- devil fruits deal with man-made substances, effects in the body, and everything else outside of transforming in animals, or into the naturally-occurring elements. Like my captain who ate the Gum-Gum Fruit which made him a rubber man

Zoan: Devil fruits are devil fruits that allow the indulgent to transform into an animal, might it be a normal animal, an ancient animal, or a mythical one-which are said to be even rare than the famous logia typing. Like Marco from the Whitebeard Pirates turned in the mythical firebird

Everyone was amazed about these types of devil fruit and some were writing down their understanding of this

Mio(OC): Wait what the other types

Bino: All me, *turned to his wife* You sit down and let me do the 4 for you okay

Robin: Thanks *walked to him and kissed him on the cheek*

Bino: Anyway let's start shall we

Awakened-devil fruit will be a very long process, and might not happen while your character is particularly young. It can take at least fifteen years of using your fruit to even make much progress into an awakening-however, there can be some exceptions to this rule. Awakened devil fruits are tier four in the power scale of a devil fruit ability.

Uniques- Devil fruits like the Ope Ope no Mi, and the Yami Yami no Mi are unique devil fruits, which hold mysterious powers that are special even by devil fruit standards. If a marine or government agent eats one of these devil fruits, they will become a priority to train-if they're not already a commanding officer-and hold new prestige inside the marine world. However, if a pirate eats one of these devil fruits, they will immediately become a worldwide threat once the powers are revealed to be in their hands.

This bomb was dropped on everyone in this dangerous power

Pina: Those exist in many worlds

Everyone was thinking about

Bino: Sorry to burst your bubble, no they don't exist in any world only the world of One Piece has those fruit sorry

Teens/Kids: Aw

Aruto: There's a hefty price to gain this power, not only does he/she get this power loses the ability to swim

Everyone was shocked about the devil's fruit power but lost the ability

Anya: Anya does not want to get one

Becky: Y-yeah it's scary

Aruto: And here's a video about the system of the world that Robin was from

The scientists were interested in the devil fruit power, the others were interested in the weapons system, and lastly, the others who were meatheads wanted to learn about haki

Bino: Anyway on to some funny moments

FM 1:

*Albert-can-cook as Sparda, Chef Rush as Bino, Lion-field as Dante and Tempest*

Bino was smiling and happy

Teen/kids: YOUR EVIL... EVIL I TELL YOU

Aruto: At least Tempest is- WOAH

Tempest was strapped into a chair along with Dante being shoved by Hawaiian pizza with EXTRA pineapple

Will: 0_0 That is just evil

Aruto: -_- Next clip, is Bino being annoyed by his senpai Selen Tatsuki and his kouhai Henya

Bino: *eye widen* NO

Tempest woke up instant

Tempest: I must watch his embarrassment

FM 2:

*Selen Tatsuki as herself, Glasses Vtuber as Bino, Kouhai as Henya*

Bino was embarrassing and everyone was laughing

Bino: *embarrassing* I CAN'T HEARD YOU LA LA LA

Bino: *pout* hmph

Sato: Come on love it's just a joke

Bino: I have dealt with this dragon vtuber and little child with a high intelligence for reason

Bino: Next clip of Sparda getting kidnapped by his kids

FM 3:

*Lionfield as Dante and Tempest, Albert -can-cook as Sparda

Tempest got his payback

Tempest: TAKE THAT OLD MAN

Bino: Here's a video of Kusho trying to make an Adult video, but he makes buffalo hot wings to ditch him and the woman turns out to be the fat version of Issei

FM 4:

*Albert-can-cook as Sparda, Cameraman as Kusho, and wig hair man ad Issei Hyoudou*

Everyone's face turned green, and for the others and everyone moved away from the pervert

Issei: What?

Mothers: STAY AWAY FROM MY BABIES YOU PEDO

Adult: What the hell did witness

Kids/Teens: Ew ew ew ew ew

Tempest/Aruto: MY EYES IT BURNS

Jair/Bino/Will: *cringe* What is that monstrous

Analyn: Honey

Kusho: *squeaky voice* Y-yes

Analyn: We are gonna have a long "TALK" for this

Kusho gulped

Aruto: Next video

FM 5:

Kusho was wearing a Superman outfit, while everyone watching, while his idiot friend was trying to do a superhero landing

Bino(Y): This is ridiculous

Sparda(Y): DO A FLIP

Haruka smack him

Haruka: Your not helping

Juri: That's dangerous to that

Avalyn: How did he get up there

Ana: Me too

The student council member Amanda Waston pulled out the speaker

Amanda: Kusho Kyebete of Class A, this your last chance to come down this instant or we use force

Haruka: He gonna do it

Amanda: Girls get him

Kusho(Y): You never take me alive *jump out*

Avalyn(OS)/ Avalyn: *mouth cover* Oh Dear

Every male student covers these jewels

Sparda: *pale and cover* That is just wrong

Bino laughing like crazy

Henya: That is funny Daiyo

Zentraya and Selen recorded it

Zentraya: blackmailed time

Screen went black

Every male in the theater was pale and covered their jewel

Will: *pale* What is wrong with you

Kusho: *pale* What it was worth it

Aruto: this might be the last funny where your daughter Jeanne, along with Weiss, pisses off Miko Ren who was the little daughter to An and Tsubasa aka Li in Bino's Tetris tournament

FM 6: Last

Juniper: *recording it* Oh This payback An watching my daughter and Willow's daughter crushing the tournament

An: Hey, my daughter can kick your daughter's in that game

Willow: Tell her sister

Bino was witnessing these act like children and turned to Weide

Weide: What?

Bino: You, Juni, and An always doing those competitions8 to see who is better

Weide: *lie* I don't know what are you talking about, also Bayonetta try to use this now

Bino: huh?

Bayonetta throws Bino at the Wall and she wears a Kafka outfit and does this

Bayonetta: Like what you see

Bino: *fluster and blushing steaming* I-I what?

Everyone was blushing, while the mothers covered their children and the boys and men except Will, Jair, and Tempest

Boy/Men:

Boy/Men: Lucky bastard

Will/Tempest/Jair: Grow up and this

Bino was laughing like crazy

Bino: That is so true

Koneko high five him

Bino: Okay Robin rip their jewel now

Boy/Men: Wait what!

Robin: *smile* With pleasure

Robin used her powers to rip them off and did and they now scream

Boy/Men:

Bino: Ah music to my ears

Will/Jair/Kusho/Aruto: 0_0...

Tempest: *pale* That is just evil

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