Warning: misspelled words, cringed, and confusing parts of the story.

Oc- Original Characters but with numbers
Ac- Alternative Characters ( same people in different Multiverse)
M-male F-Female

The boy was waking up from their explosive Wily Coyote back to themselves and Tempest was questioning

Tempest: Bino was a mercenary and never told us about it, not ever council or Williamjwb87 hasn't had info on Bino

Aruto: He doesn't want anyone to involve in his mess

Jair: Why is that to keep something like this

Tempest: So what mercenary group he's in

Aruto turned to Tempest

Aruto: He's not part of the group, and by the way, he created the group

Jair and Tempest were surprised that he created himself.

Jair: What is his group called

Aruto: The expendables and he has a tattoo of it on his back

Tempest and Jair was having a genius idea to get back on Bino

Jair: Maybe if we Aim at his shirt to rip and see if the tattoo is there

Tempest: Go plan it's time to get some payback.

Jair, Tempest, and Aruto's Evil laugh

Out of nowhere, someone was watching them without even noticing it.

Komi's Mom Shuuko was watching and heard a commotion about Aruto and his guest going to prank her son-in-law.

Shuuko: Looks like my Son-in-law is indanger right Shouko

Komi nodded yes and she was texting someone

Shuuko: Who are texting Shouko

Komi was writing someone and Shuuko smirked at her daughter

Shuuko: Are you planning to ask someone to save your husband

Shouko was blushing and embarrassed by it.

???'s POV

???: There now it did killing off those nasty angels

??? 2: You should say that and nasty blood is all over my clothes

And she heard a buzzing noise from her smartphone

??? 2: Who is it anyway

??? was smiling that Aruto was going to prank her husband by seeing if he has a tattoo on him.

???: Looks like Komi inform me that your boyfriend Aruto was gonna play a silly prank on my husband.

??? 2: Let's head back and I'm gonna dried him up since we haven't done it since you and the other girl dried Bino too well kinky isn't it?

???: Let's head back to the theater Jeanne

??? open a portal and jumped in

Jeanne: Could make thing better Cereza
and don't Arty darling cause this witch is f3&kiing horny and so does Evelynn

She jumped in and the portal close

Aruto's POV

Aruto felt a chill through and felt like he's gonna run for his life

Jair: You ok

Aruto: Yeah just felt a chill

Tempest: Ok then and got a text from Williamjwb87 is already here with his family.

Jair: Ok and... 

Tempest: And he comes here by car with Echo and you might wanna run for this

Aruto: Wait what

The Portal was open and a car jumped out and the psychotic Vampire went mad and headed towards Tempest, Aruto, and Jair on the run.

Echo: COME HERE YOU VASE BREAKING SLUG AND FACE MY WRATH

Will: Echo honey calm down you gonna make me sick (Put his hand on his mouth to prevent him from vomiting)

Echo: Bastard this is for destroying my families vase that has been past down from generation to generation

The car was about to hit them, but Bino was heading out of the room

Bino: Hey guys I'm done making Conchas (shell bread)...

Echo rams the brakes and hit Bino while holding the Conchas and went to the theater Gibby Style

Echo: Opps sorry Bino

Bino(at the theater): Apology accepted Echo, next time a little warning would have been nice.

Back to the theater

Ruby: Hey Bino are you ok and what's that smell so good 

Bino: My friends this is  Concha it's a kinda Mexican bread from my home country, and they were cheaper in the U.S and are all over the cities and towns. Anyway wanna try it

Everyone: Yes, please/ HECK YEAH

Everyone was reacting cost this

Everyone: IT SO GOOD/DELICIOUS

Timeskip

Will: Hey Bino you okay

Bino turned to Will and Echo

Bino: Yes I'm fine and here are some Conchas and Echo I added some blood flavor Mexican Bread for yall and hot chocolate

Jair, Tempest, and Aruto were pissed at Will ruin their plans to prank Bino to see his Tattoo.

Michael(F): So who is this Person 

Bino: That is Williamjwb87 and he is a Council member of the Court of Comix and I'm gonna used the time skip card

After using the card and the information on the council everyone and angels and demons were terrified of how the council is and so they were gonna have to avoid it for now since Bino was friends with Will

Bino: So Aruto whats the next reaction

Aruto: Your time as a mercenary of the boat rescue from the pirates

Bino: Wait what

Will: You had some explaining Bino

Echo: You never told us you were a mercenary

Everyone: Yeah tell us now

Bino: Okay fine I was and here's a photo of me and the crew that we were called expendables

(ignored the Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Mickey Rourke) ( Lee Christmas as Loid, Gunner Jenson(to Valkyrie) as himself, Barney Ross as Bino, Hale Caesar as Ghira, Church as Jin, and Toll Road as Taiyang)

Everyone from RWBY, Toujou , and Forgers witnesses their father is part of Bino's Expendables

Yang/Ruby/Anya/Blake/Basara/Mio/Maria(1)/Lie: Dad/Papa

Inner Circle/Forger: Tai/ Loid

Nora was wondering who that tall man

Nora: Uh who is that guy he's kinda familiar 

Team J(n)pr was thinking about Nora's odd question    

Aruto: That is Gunner Jensen who is a sniper and the smartest man in the chemistry of explosive

Everyone was surprised about him being and master explosive maker and is gonna drop the bomb on Nora

Bino: And he's also your dad Nora

Team Rwby/Jnpr and Inner Circle were shocked that Gunner was Nora's Dad

Rwby/Jnpr: That's Nora's Dad/My Dad

Bino forgot the something

Bino: Oh almost forget (Snap his finger)

???: Ahhh/ Where are we

???: Blake/Ren is that you 

Blake/Ren: Mom...Dad

Li: Hello son

Ann: HI Ren

Kali/Ghira: Hi Blake/Daughter 

Blake: It's been a while

Ghira: It is

And Bino has rushed things quickly and also ruin the family moment

Bino: Not to ruin the moment but take your seats and do this after the video and you too Will and start the video

A pirate was tieing the hostages and making videos of their demands live

And everyone was shocked and scared from the start that a pirate leader was holding a hostage.

Qrow: Well that's an awful start

Weiss: Those poor people didn't deserve this

Pirate Leader: The blood... They bleed... ... is for you!

The leader hold his blade high and a bag fell down and a laser pointed at the leader, the crew points their weapons up. The leader calms his crew to ready their weapon, he looks up and sees six men point at the leader, laser at him, and put his fist to his chest

Loid: Looks like the expendables are skilled mercenaries aren't you Mr. Maruchinesu 

Bino: Thanks Loid and your counterpart, I have some competition to see who is the fastest quick drawer bullet and blades. I used bullet and your counterpart used blades 

Anya and Yor were surprised to see their Father/Husband to see him in action. Yor was blushing to see Loid using blades and that makes a good power couple.

Jair: My money is on Loid

Tempest: Double on Bino

Will: Seriously Jair, Tempest you are making bets

Boys: Mines on Loid/Bino

Girls: Mines on will be a Tied

Will: Seriously guy you too

And Echo, Satsuki, Cinder, Ryuko, and Aguilera are also voting for a Tied

Will: You too Echo

Echo: What you wanna Join the bet or what

He didn't have any choice so put it in a tie

Will: Alright there happy   

Pirate Leader: Don't shoot me, who is that

Bino's Pov 

Bino and his crew were pointing their weapons 

Bino: Theirs your money release the hostages

Micheal(F) and Uriel were disappointed on these humans make deals for life

Uriel: So there is no hope and always corruption

Lucifer: It's and fair deal and risk to give them the money to exchange life or kill them anyway.

Pirate Leader: How much in there

Bino: Three

Tempest: Seriously 3

Aruto/Bino: million dollars

Jair and Will turned to Bino and Aruto

Both: Huh 3 million dollars in that bag

Everyone was shocked that how much was in that bag

Everyone: 3 million dollars are you kidding me

And the teens and Anya were thinking about spending all that money and so does the adults except for people who are not stupid of thinking of getting what they want.

Pirate Leader: Your too late we want  5 million dollars eh

Tanjiro: I think that is impossible to get 2 million more with that

Rengoku: Your right Young Kamado, greed can corrupt people in many different ways and lose a part of you what we are. Even if they give us to survive it still affects those we love and care and the same goes for everyone too.

Everyone was amazed by Rengoku's speech which inspired them to what it means to survive and gain wealth will affect themself and the ones they hold dear to them. And Tempest was holding his tears when he and Rengoku had a strong bond like father-like son. Cinder turned and see her husband was about to hold his tears and Jair just ruin the moment again

Jair: Are you crying

Tempest: No it's just the light hurting my eyes

Jair(sarcasm): sure you big baby you kinda need a baby bottle and diaper

Tempest was embarrassed and Cinder came to the rescue

Cinder: let's not bully Tempest okay Jair 

And she went full yandere mode 

Cinder(Yandere): If I heard another bully on my Tempy or you will have a flaming sword right your ass am I'm clear

Jair gulp and nodded yes

Cinder: Good you'll live for now

The silence turned to Li, Ghira, Tai, and Loid really annoyed by this guy

Loid/Loid: What do you know a greedy Pirate

Loid turned to Bino and turned back to the Pirate leader to give a final warning

Franky: Loid you are crazy and serious at the same time

Anya was gone into excitement

Bino: Last chance, take it or leave it 

Tatsumi: This is getting intense right guys

Everyone agrees on this type of decision for the pirate leader and Bino has to put censored for the children to see blood for their safety

Pirate Leader: WE WANT THE MONEY NOW

The leader was about to kill the hostage and Gunner went ahead loading his weapon to shoot him

Gunner: What he said 

Bino (Yell): NO

The leader was gonna kill the hostage but Gunner shot him and his  body got separated from the torso and hit the wall and died

Everyone and Nora were shocked to see what Gunner has done

Nora: Father why 

Will: This gonna traumatized her for life

Ruby: He just kill him why

Qrow: Look Ruby not all heroes saved everyone and they were following order to succeed in the mission

Bino: He's right, I did try to stop Gunner from killing their leader and it was a disaster for went we try the hard way instead the easy way.

 Gunner: Little low

The pirates fired back, while the expendable took some cover and threw some smokescreen to blind them

Bino: Lights out

They shot the lights to take them out in the dark, and they put on some night vision goggles and went in the other will cover support.

Ironwood: Using the dark to give them an advantage and what those they were wearing

 Aruto: Those are Night vision goggles and they were used to see in the dark

Ghira: It kinda like we Faunus have

Tempest: Yep

Everyone was surprised that these night vision and others might have an idea that would be useful in future missions in night missions.

Ironwood: Winter takes some note for this in case we have night raids

Winter: Yes General( she starts writing)

The guys were aiming at every pirate and Gunner was shot by another body explosion and started laughing the others were zip line down and doing ground assault and they were ready, but one of the pirates turned on the backup lights and almost blinded them and remove them and started pointing guns at each other

Bino: Maldición(Damn it) I hated it when they do that

Aruto: It sucks to be you

Bino turned and hit Aruto with a frying

Pirate: I'll kill them, I swear I kill them

And things starts to heat up and the pirate was serious for kill the hostage

Pirate: DROP YOUR GUNS

Jair: This is just stupid 

Will/Tempest: Yep

Loid: Fat chance

Tai: Yeah that'll happen

Bino: Last chance let the hostages go (put up his pistol) or you out of there

Ruby: Why would you put your gun away

Aruto: You'll see

Pirate: Bring the money here to me ( another language)

Loid: I'll take the far on the left

Bino: want you to take the 2 on the right and leave the rest alone

Ghira know what those too were doing another competition and turned his head back to the Pirate holding a hostage without caring

Pirate: I'll kill them all I don't care

Jaune: What are you two doing do something

Jair: Woah easy champ they were getting and that sweet money is going as ours don't you agree boys

Boys: Yes Boss

Girls(annoyed): Boy/Men

Will: I'm gonna have to agree with them

Loid: you should take the 2 on the right, not the fast than anyone

Bino: You think fasters than light

Bino got his fast revolver unclipped and Tai not liking this

Loid: Will see

Loid got his blades ready and make shearing noise

Aruto: It's time everyone and let's see who is the faster quick drawer

Everyone: Yeah/Yes/ I'm being waiting for this 

Bino: Bullets go faster than blades

Pirate: BRING THE MONEY HERE NOW

Bino: You want the money... 

Pirate stared at them

Bino: Go get it

And they were getting good and they here a buzzing noise

Everyone: Seriously /Are you kidding me/ Way to kill the mood

Aruto: Wait its get good

Bino/Bino: What that

Loid: Getting text

Bino/Bino: Excuse me

Pirate: KILL THEM

And Bino and Loid start in a fasted shot

Everyone was jaw dropped

Gasper/Anya/Mine/Becky/Beelzebub: That is so cool/amazing

Loid: Ah will call that a tied

Girls included Will: Yes pay up Boys/Guys

And the guys/boys lost the bet in agonized defeat

Boys: Damn it/ No /I lost

Bino/Loid: What you guys were betting on us to see who is faster

Bino: Come on keep dreaming

Tai: These guys are arrested development

Ghira: Little compassion folks

Tai/Ghira: You could say that

Loid: Nah I don't think you hit one of them

Bino: I don't see any knife actually

And the screen turned black

Bino: How was it

Everyone: It was Awsome/ Barbaric/ Crazy/ Epic

Aruto was now getting his attention away using cameo invisible any begin the operation

Aruto: NOW

Bino was held down by Jair and Tempest  

Bino: What are you guys doing ... wait don't you dare Aruto

Aruto ripped his shirt off and saw his muscles and found his Expendables tattoo on his back the girls were blushing and nosebleed and rubbing their thighs except Cinder, Echo, Ryuko, and Satsuki.

???: So you plan to strip his shirt in front of the ladies how naughty of you

??? 2: Aruto darling missed me and  Hello Evelynn it's been a while.

Aruto/Bino/ Evelynn: Jeanne/ Hello Jeanne/ Bayonetta

Bino: Wait Bayonetta what are you doing... ahh

Bayonetta jumped and head toward Bino and he was panicking that he was getting hit by her heel guns. But Bayonetta did make a landing by doing this.

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Bino blushed to see her doing this and the guys and girls were blushing to see Bayonetta doing that. And the moms were covering the children's eyes for their protection from lewd things

Children: I can't see anything

Mom/Yang: You are too young to see this

Boys/Girls: Lucky

Jair, Tempest, and Will in thought: Wish our wives can do that.

Bino: Honey can't you get off of me, please?

Bayonetta was smirking and so does Jeanne

Bayonetta: we need to keep going another and this mommy here is never backing down

Bino and Aruto went pale

And they both make a run for it but they were caught by both Bayonetta and Jeanne's hair. Jeanne turned to Evelynn. Bayonetta clicks the noise from her mouth.

Bayonetta: That is very naughty Bino for escaping and now try are not gonna let this go

Jeanne: Care to join us Evelynn

Evelynn got out of the while KDA was gonna salute Evelynn the first time.

KDA: Good luck Evelynn/ Eve

Evelynn smiled at them for her bravery

Evelynn: Thanks Girls, Now Aruto time to test your stamina darling

Both of them are being dragged (Bino Again)

Bayonetta: Now then let's get going

Aruto/ Bino: TELL OUR STORY

Aruto (being dragged): Our next reaction will be the time when Williamjwb87 was an assassin in Baghdad and sorry Will for erasing hitting your own memories.

Bino: And theirs a bakery near the food court and get things in an hour good luck.

Jair: Well that just happen

Tempest: Yep

Will: You said it

The Bois feel a horny aura coming from their wive 100 times and started to freak out. And their not ready for this

Satsuki, Cinder, Echo, and Ryuko: Oh Boys, and it's time for our session too

Will, Jair, and Tempest: Run b^t3h Run

Will the Bois run away from their wives and will Aguilera gonna babysit baby Wyatt, Jacob, Luke, Emma, and Evelyn for buying things from their dad's credit card they  sole without being noticed tune in next on Welcome to the Multiverse Theater 

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