I definitelly overdid it. 

Like I definitelly shouldn't have slapped him soo many time. It was fun, yes but it sure didn't do anything good. I mean I just heard some explosions and then I saw the punch coming at me. Thankfully All Might decided to stop that hit or I think my face would have gotten a bit well over the the top well done.

All Might: BAKUGO! Now calm down.

Me: Yeah calm down.

Sometimes I really hated myself but ama blame this one one punch earlier which had me flying aganst the wall which means I hit my head real hard and it was for sure no fun at all. So everything that I was spewing out of my mouth was definitelly due to that... aham... for sure it was just because of that.

All Might: And you my girl are gonna stay quiet for now.

Bakugo: YEAH FUCKNG SHUT UP HOE!

Me: Zipp it Dandelion!

Bakugo: THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME?!

Me: DAN-DE-LION!

Bakugo: That's it!

All Might: Stop it! Both of you!

No matter what All Might said, nothing could stop us at all. Like I backed away and Bakugo just decided to puch the hand away and dodge All Might so that girl could chase after me. Of course I ran away towards the kitchen area and around the table. 

Was this childish?

No way... I mean Yes way but this kind was just a must. I mean the table was my last saviour. Seeing that he would for sure beat me to a pulp, I decided to not stop and just run around for some more until I was a bit out of breath and had to just stop. Thankfully Bakugo seemed to get as tired because he stopped across the damn table as well.

Me: *exhausted exhale* Truce?

Bakugo: FUCK OFF!

Before I knew it, she decided to use her damn quirk at me right across the table. Did she really think that I wouldn't just duck under the table? For real? What I didn't think about was him starting to move again and when I saw these footstep, I had to quickly get up. To my bad I started to slip and I started to slip badly.

Me: WOW! WOW! WOW!

No idea why I had to say that out loud but I kinda did and it came out more cute than I thought or wanted. 

Anyways, I started slipping and I fell down soo badly and even hit the edge of who knows what. It really hurt by the end I hit the ground that I held my head and curled up.

Me: AHHH!! SHEESH!!! THAT HURT!!!

As if what I just said was not enough, I felt a kick which made me look up just to see Bakugo standing there. She kicked me once before All Might had to stop her from going on ahead and kill me completly. I was just really glad about that.

No matter in which universe we are... 

You still gonna go after my throat each and every time.

You damn rabies infected Pomeranian or a terrorist!

I swear to god you are not better than a villain and yet here you are!

All Might: That's enough for you two.

Bakugo: She goddamn started it.

Me: You fucking tried to kill me.

The moment I used the f word, they both looked at me and shut up. Why did this surprise them so much, who knows but it sure did and it surpried Bakugo as well. Let's say the twist in personality was instant because they both offered me a hand to stand up. If I start to curse then that means a lot and I was done with everything.

I didn't accept either hand but stood up on my own. Besides I had to clean up some mess because I also threw down the fruit bowl from the table while I slipped so I went ahead and put them back as well.

All Might: Now go back to your room and calm down.

Me: Fine but stop actually locking me up.

Bakugo: Whatever.

We all started to walk away that was until I ah so stupidly slipped again. This time I slipped on a banana which I not only squiched while stepping on it but I also started to fall backwards. I didn't expect this and I even less expected to hit my head against the edge of the sharp table. It was just a moment but it was enough for the lights to go out.

Brah...

This didn't just happen!

I slipped on a damn banana.... AND LOST CONSCOUSNESS?!

Jesus Christ!

This is soo not real!

THA FUCK!

Gosh how I felt bad for what just happened but I so wanted to laugh since the stuation was just soo ridiculous. All I could do now was just hope for the better and wait till I would wake up.