(this takes place in an alternate volume 8)

it was the final battle between good and evil as teams RWBY, JNPR, CFVY, STRQ, winter and the ace ops, along with the teachers of beacon, illia, and the arc family all stand off against salem and her forces

salem: it's time we end this ozma.

ozpin: indeed.

as both sides charge at one another and ruby and summer were abuout to use their silvet eyes, two beams of light strike in between the two factions as the lights turn into...

ozpin & salem: THE BROTHER GODS!!!???

nora: they...do exist?

ren: but why are they here?

light: because we are here to wipe out remnant...

dark: and it's entirety.

everyone: WHAT!!!!???

they exclaimed

Nicholas arc: but why?

dark: because of all the pointless conflicts between the four kingdoms have destroyed our world so we are sending you troublemakers to anoter world while we fix your mess.

light: but don't worry, only all of you will be sent there, along with some others.

tyrian, who is pissed by seeing the ones who made salem immortal, tries to attack them, but to no avail as he is vaporized without a 2nd though

watts; oh....crap.

saphron: so, what is this world called?

terra: my thoughts exactly.

light & dark: EARTH!!!!!

they answered as they send them to said world and destroy remnant
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(meanwhile on earth)

we see a young man driving down the road, gets out of his camaro and enters his home, which is a mansion and appears to be empty and sits on a couch as a black and white cat shows up and the young lad scratches the cat's ears as it purrs

Randy: hey, siris. i'm home.

this is randy anderson, a 19 year old young adult who inherited his family's large amount of cash after they were....let's just say died like how batman's parents died

randy: man, i wish i made some friends, or at least got a girlfriend. but at least i got you siris.

siris: (meow)

the room randy is in has many posters that can be seen ranging from final space, star wars, transformers, halo, fairy tail, rwby volume 8, and on his shelves are a replica of cayde's ace of spades, a halo assault rifle, and a TFP star saber replica hanging over his bed. he lays on his bed for a few minutes until a bright light shines downstairs and a large thump is heard and multiple voices are heard

randy; what the ''h''?

he gets up and opends his closet, ony to reveal a custom made titan armor from destiny 2, and grabs two hand cannon props which he named ''light'' and ''death'', since they only shoot nerf darts

(here they are)

randy is now decked out in weeb protection and slowly walks downstairs as the voices get louder

summer: where are we?

ozpin: i don't know summer rose.

randy's eyes widened at hearing her name

randy: (whispers) summer rose? isn't she dead?

he pondered as he leans on the wall before grabbing the first person he sees and places his hand cannon ''death'' over the persons head and points ''life'' at the intruders

randy: OK, WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!!!!! YOU BETTER TELL ME OR I'LL BLOW THIS RANDO'S BRAINS OUT!!!!

Ozpin: put the gun down young man. my name is ozpin, and these are my students.

randy: wait, hold on....ozpin, as in the immortal knight ozma.

everyone gasped that randy knows ozpin's real name and darkest secret

ruby: umm, well my name is...

only to be cut off by randy as he points his gun at each othe intruders

randy: your ruby rose, weiss schee, yang xiao long, and blake belladonna, you ladies make team RWBY. while the rest of you are teams JNPR, CFVY, STRQ, the beacon teachers, ace ops, cotta-arc family, salems inner circle, neo and the crime lord, roman torchwick.

everyone's eyes widened at hearing him saying everyone's names and who they are

jaune: how do you know that?

randy: ok, i don't know how you cosplayers got in my home but you need to leave.

cinder: (creates fire) and who's gonna make us?

she threatened

randy: well, i did reinact all those fighting move from mortal combat, so how about you try your best, flamey ass

mercury snickers and then laughs at hearing that insult, while qrow and tai laugh at hearing it as well, along with jaune's dad

phyrra: ok, calm down and let us explain.

she ordered and began to explain everything to randy, about the brother gods and remnant's destruction. afteer explaining, randy's eyes widened in shock and began speak by removing his helmet

randy: so let me get this straight....you guys and gals are the actual characters from RWBY

jaques: characters?

illia: (blushes) uhh, can you let me go now. your hand is in a very personal space of mine

his eyes widened and he pales to see he has the chameleon faunus at gun point and her face is covered in a crimson blush as his hand his squeezing her boobas, until he screamed as he let go of her

randy: AAAHHH!!!!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, I AM VERY SORRY!!!!!!

illia: (blushes) it's ok, it was just self defense.

ironwood: quick question, what are you wearing?

randy; uhhhhh......homemade titan armor.

he saidd with a nervous smile

vernal: huh, it looks cool.

randy: ah i get that all the time.

terra: but also, how do you know who we are?

randy: (sighs) i knew this day would come, so you might want to sit down for this.

saphron: it can't be that bad.

adrian: (coos)

randy walks over to the tv, pulls up crunchyrool and shows everyone RWBY VOL. 1. EP. 1

tai: that's my daugher's first day at beacon.

willow: he's right.

kali: how did you get this?

randy: believe it or not. and if the multiverse theory si telling me to tell you this...in my world....you guys are fictional characters.

everyone: WHAT!!!!!!!?????

end of prologue, hope you enjoyed it.