we see the rwby cast, each sitting on separate couches, and randy sitting in a recliner in front of them while drinking a can of dr pepper, thinking of some ground rules so that way they can live here without being caught and being overrun by their fans

randy: ok everyone, i'm gonna explain 6 important rules for you all to follow while you live here with me.

cinder: (groans) why do we need rules from you?

randy; because my pretty flame, i don't want the FBI raiding my home if they catch me watching a vid of yang benchpressing on a car.

he said as cinder blushes

cinder: (blushes) fine (then mumbles) you cute dumby.

yang: i would do that?

tai: i don't know?

he shrugged as randy pulls out a piece of paper saying the rules

                          randy's rules to survive earth

1: no use of semblances outside of house, unless for self defense.

2: do not mention grimm or existence of the brother gods if speaking to someone.

3: weapons must stay inside of house and must never be used in public.

4: don't google yourself.

5:  to avoid suspicion, never wear your old clothes from remnant.

6: Never, and i mean NEVER, enter my parent's bedroom.
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terra: why can't we enter your parent's room?

she asked as randy lowered his head down in sadness

randy: my mom and dad were mugged by some guy, which is why i live alone besides my cat siris.

everyone gasped, including illia

charlotte arc: when did this happen?

randy: back when i was 8 years old, (sniffs) but the police got there and (sniffs) caught him.

after everyone heard your story, randy starts to slowly cry, but suddenly illia walks up to him and hugs him as she tears up

illia: you're not the only one who lost a mom and dad, i lost mine too.

she said as randy starts to break down and cries on her as everyone else looks in shock and pity as someone so accepting is robbed of the most important people in someone's life. after 6 minutes of crying, he fell asleep as he layed his head on illia's lap on the couch

qrow: it's always the good ones that suffer the most.

tai nodded in sadness

Oobleck: well, we should get ourselves situated in the mansion, so everyone split up and explore the area..

glynda: and meet back here in one hour.

they nodded as they left to explore randy's large home, but before team rwby left, blake spoke up to illia

blake: illia, are you going to be ok?

illia: i'll be fine blake, and....i think i've taken a liking to randy.

blake: ok, be right back.

she said as everyone walks around and we see team RWBY walking down a long hallway as they talk about what happened in the living room

yang: man....i fell really bad for randy.

weiss: i know what you mean, to go through that at such a young age and still be nice as he is.

blake: but his place is very nice, i like the details.

weiss: yeah, it's admirable and the marble design is just amazing.

ruby: yeah, and...what's this?

she said as she noticed the door

yang: huh, let's check it out.

she said as they open the door, making ruby's jaw drop as it's a giant automated bakery

blake: oh

weiss: my

blake: goodness

ruby: (stars for eyes) this is AMAZING!!!!!!

she yelled out as she runs up to a cookie pile and proceeds to eat her very first sugar cookie, but stops eating it and stares at it in shock as her teammates look at her in worry

yang: (concerned) you ok, sis?

ruby: ....what is this holy craftsmanship?

weiss checks on the list of cookies that's on a nearby wall and reads it

weiss: it says here that it's a sugar cookie, and they all come in different flavors and sizes. oh look there's even a cookie cake.

ruby; COOKIE CAKE!!!!????

yang: wow, earth is a lot more diverse than remnant was.

she said as the entire team begins to eat with ruby as well

(meanwhile with teams JNPR, CFVY, and arc family)

jaune: woah, this place is so big.

nicholas: you can say that again, son.

nora: do you think he likes pancakes?

ren: oh nora, you never change.

coco: i wonder what kind of fashion trends this world has.

fox: i don't know about that, but we do have a lot to learn about this place.

yatsu nods in agreement

velvet: but now we have randy to help guide us through it all.

phyrra: i just hope we're not being a bother to randy.

jaune: phyrra, i'm pretty sure we're not.

he said as he kissed her and that one of his sisters, lucy arc sees two doors

lucy: hello, what do we have here?

she opens the doors revealing a giant indoor theatre

nora: woah, this is huge!!!!!!

nicholas: huh, i wonder what movies earth has.

lucy: i hope they're good

(meanwhile with ozpin, his inner circle, teachers, winter, team STRQ, and ace ops)

winter: interesting design.

marrow: so....do you think they got any faunus, general?

ironwood: please, with remnant gone my title as general went along with it, so call me james from now on.

clover: ok, so what do we do now?

qrow: for now, we find some alcohol in this place

raven: qrow, you never change.

elm: hey, is this it?

she said as she opened a door, revealing a giant room filled with whiskey as qrow had stars for eyes at seeing this sight

qrow: oh...my...oum.

qrow: (whispers) it's beautiful.

he whispered until a familiar tv show voice was heard

H.U.E: welcome to whiskey room #7.

tai: number 7?

summer: then that could mean....

she said fearfully

qrow: wait, who's this?

H.U.E: I'm H.U.E, an AI created by randy anderson and i see that you found whiskey room number 7.

qrow: you're saying that there's more? how many does randy have.

H.U.E: there are aproximately..... 10 rum rooms, 10 whiskey rooms, 10 winery's, 10 vodka rooms, and 10 tequila rooms, and 10 budlight rooms.

qrow gets down on his knees, raises his hand in the air and says

qrow: I LOVE EARTH SO MUCH!!!!!

he yelled out in total happiness as he starts drinking as the screen goes black

end of part 1, hope you enjoyed it