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(𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐑𝐊)
CHAPTER ONE-----▹

A FILM BY: PETER PARKER
GUEST STARRING: TERESA 'TESS' PARKER

"New York.Queens. It's a rough borough, but hey it's home." Peter spoke sticking the camera right against the window, "You know it doesn't have to be that close to the window, you're going to scratch the lens up!" Tess spoke, "Who are you talking to?" Peter moved the camera towards the driver's seat where Happy was driving. 

"No one. Just making a little video of the trip." he stated, "You know you can't show it to anyone." Happy spoke, eyes flickering to the mirror, "That would defeat the purpose of a secret identity." Tess quipped, "Yeah, I know."

"Then why are you narrating in that voice?" Happy asked, "Uh, because it's," he started, "Fun." both Tess and Peter finished, "Fun." Happy moved his sunglasses to his face, "So uh, why do they call you happy?"

"It's clearly because he's just a ray of sunshine," Tess spoke in her most dramatic tone moving in front of the camera, Happy rolled the divider up. "How rude," Tess muttered.

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"Come on. I'm not carrying your bags. Let's go." Happy directed, "Hey, should I go to the bathroom before?" Peter questioned as they approached the jet, "There's a bathroom on it." Tess rolled her eyes "Yeah Peter it's literally a private jet." she teased.

They stepped inside, "Woah, no pilot, that's awesome." he said and flipped the camera in Tess' direction, and she made a silly face.

Peter sat in the seat in front of Happy, whereas Tess sat in one just across the aisle, "Is that where you're going to sit?" Happy asked, "Yeah." Tess frowned, "Nooo, I'm lonely." the brunette whined, "This your first time on a private plane?" Happy asked, "My first time on any plane." "First time on any plane."

"You two do that a lot. It's creepy." Happy stated, "Do what?" they both asked simultaneously, "That!"

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"Should it? Should it be making that noise?"Peter asked, "It's fine Peter." Tess stated confidently, "Right?" she asked Happy, but this time lacked all confidence. 

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Peter and Tess hid behind the camera as they zoomed in on Happy sleeping. Peter flipped the camera back towards them and shushed the camera. The pair walked over to happy silently, and Peter moved the camera closer to his face, which he startled awake sending them both quickly retreating away. 

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"No one has actually told us, why we're in Berlin or what we're doing." Peter narrated, showing off their surroundings, "Yeah, something about Captain America going crazy." Tess added. 

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"This is you." Happy pointed to the door, "Oh, we're neighbors." Peter spoke, "We're not roommates. Suit Up." 

Peter stepped into the room in his homemade suit, "Peter! Let me fix the tear in your sleeve!" Tess spoke tugging his arm toward her, "You poked me!" he exclaimed, "Well if you would stop moving!"

"What the hell are you two wearing?" Happy questioned, "It's my suit." Peter said, and Tess nodded in agreement. "Where are the two cases?" he asked, "What cases?" Happy rolled his eyes opening a door, "That's not my ro-what? I thought that was a closet." Peter said, "Honestly same." Tess added, "Go. Please."
"This is still the room?"

"OH, I found the case." Peter said repeating it like three times, "Yes wow, they're right there." Tess teased mimicking his tone, "You're mean." he said, "Whatever." 

"A minor upgrade." he read off the card, "Woah, this is so cool!" Tess exclaimed opening the case to reveal a black and white suit, with a couple of pink sections. "This is the coolest thing I've ever seen!" Peter exclaimed. "Put it on. Let's go, we're on a schedule here."

"Happy. Happy wait." Peter said, trying to catch the man's attention, "He's already gone, Peter."  he flipped the camera to have her in view and she seemed to be examining the suit, "He does know I shoot this stuff out of my wrists, right?" she questioned, and Peter shrugged.

"This, this is insane." he flipped the camera, "This is amazing! Look at the eyes!"

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"Look, There's Captain America, Iron man," Peter started, "Black widow!" Tess whisper shouted, "Whoaaa, who's that new guy?" Peter asked, from behind the camera and Tess peaked into the frame with a small shrug. "Underoos!" Tony called, "Oh that's us!" Peter exclaimed, "We gotta go," He flipped the camera showing off both their suits, "Put the camera down Peter!"

"You get the Shield," they both directed at the same time, "No, you." Tess rolled her eyes dramatically, "You get it. I'm just gonna flip in and look cool. Bye!" she exclaimed before he could respond.

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"Ok! So the craziest thing just happened. I just had a fight with Captian America, And I stole his shield and threw it at him and-" Peter rambled and Tess popped in the camera frame seconds later, "What are you doing? Are you seriously talking to the camera right now?" she laughed, "What the hell?" Tess asked noticing Ant-Man growing, "He's big now, I gotta go. Hold on."

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"It was the most amazing thing!" Peter exclaimed, now they were back at the hotel, "Did you see Miss Nat! She's so cool, I like fought alongside her, oh my God!" Tess rambled, "Mr. Stark was like, "Hey, Underoos!" and I just flipped in and stole Cap's Shield." Tess whacked his shoulder, "Only because I told you too." Happy knocked on the door, "Hey, just a second peter said, shoving the camera in Tess' hands, and he flipped over the bed, coming face to face with Happy. 

"Hey." Happy stared at him, "We have thin walls here."

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"What are you doing? A little video diary?" Tony asked, "Yeah." Peter said, and Tess, just had her head leaning against the window, kind of exhausted. "It's ok, I'd do the same thing." Tony spoke, "I told him not to, he was filming everything. I'll wipe the chip." Happy spoke, "Hey, hey, hey, You know what we should actually make an alibi video for your Aunt anyway. You ready?" Tony asked taking off his sunglasses, "An Alibi? Sure." 

"Get in the frame. You to Tess." he instructed, "Hey May, how you doing? What are you wearing something skimpy I hope."  Tony spoke and Tess' mouth dropped in utter offense, "Mr. Stark, in the most respectful way possible, if you ever talk about my mom like that again, I will punch you."  she threatened, 

"All right, let's start over. You can edit it."

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

NOT REALLY A CHAPTER, I KNOW BUT I REALLY WANTED TO INCLUDE THE LITTLE FILM THING AT THE BEGINNING, LOL.