Me: so, I was bored yesterday, and I made a thing.

Nico: why the fuck are you telling me?

Me: I need to share this masterpiece with everyone

Nico: *sighs* fine, do whatever you want *sits on the floor and waits for the worst*

Me:

Me: I... I think I made a meme?

Nico: what the hell is a meme?

Me: *covers Nico's ears* shhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me: *looks at hidden camera* I'm screwed

Will: *blasts down the door to reveal the Nico Protection Squad* *inhuman screeching*

NPS: *more inhuman screeching*

Camera: *gets pushed over as practically everyone from PJO who has met Nico rushes in to destroy the one who almost tainted the precious Nico*

Me: *dies*

Nico: *still has ears covered* wtf??????

Everyone: Awwwww *stabs me repeatedly*

Me: *returns as ghost* haha mother fuckers, u can't get me now

Nico: *does nothing*

Me: *haunts everyone and says 'boo' whenever they're holding plates*

Nico: *watches in amusement* but seriously, what's a meme?

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Me: okay, should I just dump all my photos here bc I want to share all the smutty shit I have gathered?

Nico: what--

Me: not going to let that happen again

Will: *slowly sticks the head into room*

Will: *does that 'I'm watching you' think with his hands*

Me: *shivers*

Nico: *is completely oblivious*