Me: so, I just watched season 7 of Voltron.

Nico: what's that-

Me: -and I need to vent my anger, sadness, and slight depression at having to wait a few more months (probably) until season 8 comes out into this story, where I vent things.

Nico: I'm so confused.

Me: idc

Nico: *slowly walks over to Will who's waiting, already having gone through the same conversation with me just before*

Me: okay, so, I'm not going to spoil anything for those who haven't watched Voltron, but I'm just gonna say some things that aren't going to make sense until you watch season 7

(May contain slight spoilers)

Me: *takes deep breath* mY SWEET BOI KEITH IS TOTALLY CRUSHING ON ACXA WHILE SHES CRUSHING ON HIM ITS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CANON WHILE ALLURA AND LANCE ARE BEING CUTE AND WE FINALLY MET LANCES FAMILY WHO TOTALLY SHIP IT AND WE GOT SOME BACK STORY ON KEITH AND HUNK AND KINDA LANCE BUT NOT REALLY AND- *takes another breath* -SPACE DAD NEEDS A BREAK BECAUSE HOLY FUCK HE WORKS WAY TOO HARD THAN A DAD SHOULD AND KEITH IS THE LEADER IVE ALWAYS DREAMED OF THIS AND PIDGE IS THE FAVORITE SPOILED CHILD IN THE FAMILY TO EVERYONE AND THERES VOLTRON AND I FUCKING KNOW HAGGARS JUST GONNA POP OUT OF NO WHERE WITH A SHIT EATING GRIN ON HER FACE WITH ZARCON AND LOTOR AND ILL JUST BE LIKE 'NOPE, NOT TODAY' BEFORE MAKING THE FANDOM THEIR OWN VOLTRON AND FUCKING DESTROYING HAGGAR. AND THE DRUIDS.

THE FUCKING DRUIDS.

KEITH, MY BABY BOI, YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA TURN FULL GARLA BECAUSE THATS WHAT THE FANDOM WANTS BESIDES KLANCE BUT THATS SLOWLY BEING STRANGLED BY CANON-NESS. *takes one more deep breath* FUCK ALL YALL BITCHES.

Nico: Wow

Me: yeah, I've been holding it all in since, like, eight and it ten so. Yea.