Me: so, I was looking at random things on the internet because I was bored

Nico: go on

Me: and I found a few things that I would like to share with the rest of the world

Nico: Zeus, I don't ask for much, but please rid me of this monster

Me:

Me: I just... can't
Also me: am I breaking the fourth wall?

Nico: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT

me: ya know, hiding in your closet for a couple days was worth it

Nico: so that's what that sound was

Me: let's talk about that sound-

Nico: let's not

Me: hmph

Nico: who is that?

Me: *realizes I'm definitely breaking the fourth wall*

Also me: FUCK THE FOURTH WALL LOLOLOL

How I would actually react, lol: someone that if I told you, would break the fourth wall even more than I've done in the past (it's Bakugou Katsuki from BNHA, you're from—)

Me: ya know, Solangelo actually means Sun Angel, so, yea, now I ship it. I've got a very on again off again relationship with Solangelo.

Nico: you know, if I wasn't dating Will, I would totally bang him

Me: I need someone to make a fanfic about this

Nico: I'd bang him too

Me: OML FOUR-SOME, SOLANGELO AND KIRIBAKU, HOW COULD THIS GO WRONG *starts rapidly emailing the owners of BNHA and PJO*

Me: Kyoya and his AB blood type, tsk tsk tsk

Nico: I think Will has—

Me: NO! WE DO NOT NEED ANOTHER HONEY-SENPAI

Me: if you know where this is from I will love you more than Will love Nico, and that's a whole lot. I shall love you more than Tyson loves Percy (as a brother). I will love you more than Jason loves Percy (as a bro). I will love you more than I love Theyna.

Nico: wtf

Me:

Me: I just think this represents Solangelo so much in every way *starts crying but is too unemotional so wipes away non-existent tears*

Nico: why are you directly rubbing your eyeballs???

Me:

Me: this is why.

Nico: seriously, where do you get these photos

Me: the internet

Nico: what's the internet?

Me: *gets a sense of deja vu* Honey, you're too innocent for the internet. The fandom made the 'Nico protection squad' so the fandom shall up hold the NPS