All my efforts to look good were ruined by the temptation of pizza *facepalms* we made it in school today.

With me and my siblings it's either "I'll help you hide the body" or "if you want to see tomorrow morning then get out of my face."

There is no in between.

Right now I'm listening to Heart Heart Head by Meg Myers and I feel like a part of the song, it's amazing. That's her picture up there. For some reason she reminds me of Bella from Twilight.

Wait the song changed.

Now it's Bad Girls Club by Falling in Reverse. It's addictive.

#SetMeFree

That moment your friend teases you about someone who you don't like and they ship you.

Really, Alexa, really?

And if you're opposed to Alexa then DEAL WITH IT. Or tell me to change it, either one.

I swear to god British weather is a entity of its own. It was raining like a we were going to drown and now it's sunny.

DECIDE WHAT YOU WANT.

Jeez.

And has any tried the new Magnum Black Espresso? It is heaven.

Also counsellers are just eughrrrr. If I wanted to run about in my head I'll do a maths exam.

And what's wrong with being friends with benefits? Answer me.

Why am I sneezing when I don't have a cold?

Why am I always cold?

Why is everyone so stingy with hugs? It's not like they cost anything.

And why is my inspiration running like a river?

Why are people annoying?

Don't lose a pen

No pen= no notes= no study= fail= bad grades= no job= no money= no food= too skinny and bad hair/skin= no significant other= no love= depression= death.

So in conclusion: no pen=no death.

I hope this has been a very educational lesson.

-River