Sally: hi jungle man! I've come to visit you!

Jungle bandit:

Jungle bandit: 3... 2.... 1....

Professor beaks: *flYS CRasH lANding* OH WHAT A coincidence seeing you here sALLy!

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Parrot child: *stabs prof beaks and he doesn't die-* :0 how did you not die?!

Prof beaks: simple,

Prof beaks: IM BlUe. If I wEre gREen I wOuLd dIE.

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Poultry man: how British people shower!!

Poultry man: same as you! You get the conditioner- The tea bags

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Sally watching barney: I love you

Chloe in the background: bitch.

Sally: you love me

Chloe: bitch

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Magic maker after kidnapping sally for the who knows how many time: thank you poultry, Hope there is no break between us

Poultry man: yea yea no problem screw you

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Magic maker: *taking poultry order for food* would you like your eggs scrambled or fucked?

Poultry man: fucked.

Magic maker: oh damn, you okay man?

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Sally's animals meeting poultry man like:

Sally: he's a friend.

Poultry man:

Poultry man: I ain't no fuckin friend, I'm the BEST FRIEND.

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*what if we all got drunk*

Chron: hOw did I get even get here-

Magic maker: shHhHHhh- this is healthy.

Gman: I feel like sh*t! But I also feel like sh*t!

Poultry man: *crying*  sTOp cURSiNg!

Isk and smol the mature ones who didn't get drunk in the background: .-.

Isk: So..

Smol: If we dont separate G, PM, and mm.. They'll all start beating eachother up so you take g.

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Poultry man: wheN lIFe gIveS You LemONs-

Chron: turn into a sword so you can stab life in the back

Poultry man:

Poultry man: thanks I'll do that next time!!

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*magic maker babysitting again BECAUSE WANT AUNTY MAGIC MAKER TO BABYSIT HERMITTPAD FOR A DAY*

Magic maker: aIGht kids, Today we will be going to the pool.

Poultry man: no.

Magic maker: wasn't a question. Who can swim?!

Gman: my head is bigger then my arms! I cant swim! :D

Sally: I cant swim eithew-

Poultry man: same! So wets not go!

Isk: I pwobably could swim but I would pwobably be on da side of da pool wish fwoatys on my awms.

Smol: I stay with poultee and g in short end!

Chron: I will chwose not too

Magic maker: f*ck none of you can swim

Isk: can u?

Magic maker:

Magic maker: f*ck! no I cant!

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Sally: *hugs chloe*

Chloe: oh my gosh. I think I just got kidnapped

(Based on true events with my dumb brother.
Heres how it went,

Brother: *playing animal crossing.*

Brother: *walks into somebodys wherever* omg I think I just got kidnapped

And he thinks my room is comfy so he stays in there a l l day and calls me trash-)

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Prof beaks: aW THIS IS CUTe yOu hAVE LOTs oF SEEds

Jungle bandit:

Prof beaks: yOU haVE A LlAmA!

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*things start to glow in room*

Magic maker: uHm. I think I'm about to be sacrificed

Gman: no you must be the light of the room!

Magic maker: eVerything in this room is glowing BUT me

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Poultry man: yes theres a guest bedroom, not very bright lights,  lots of food and-

Magic maker: *throws bags*

Poultry man: .. You cant move in-

Magic maker: watch me

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(Roleplayers... role playing o^0)

Smol: *puts on a plastic crown* :0 I AM YOUR QUEEN.

Smol: PRaiSE mE-

Gman, isk and sally: *dancing in circles around her*

Poultry man: what the-

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Sally: *holding knife to azael* U aRe gOiNg to giVE Me Ur coOkIE!

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*we all live in a house now.*

Poultry man: aRe thOse dirty dishes?!

Gman: Magic maker-

Magic maker: I'm selling socks to people who do this dishes for me!

Isk: why do you have one of everybody's socks-

Magic maker: I'll give them back if you do the dishes for me

Poultry man: Ur sellinG SOcKs?!

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Poultry man: *walks out of evil persons base* Stabbed check, Lost something check, Their on the way to hurt my friends check..

Poultry man: I fORGot to dIE. *turns right back around*

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Gman: so we went to the zoo-

Magic maker: If you brought back a penguin I am going to kick you in-

Gman: We brought back a unicorn.

Sam: *breaks door down*

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Types of people when driving.

Poultry man: sure you can go ahead- *nice when driving :3. But I didn't say safe.*

Smol: DID YOU PUT YOUR SEATBELT ON?!?!??!?!?!?! * s a f e *

Magic maker: the fuck. No, I am passing this mother fucker. *m e a n. And always in the car with G apparently,*
Gman: magic maker the speed limit is 57, why are you going 97?!

Gman: *gets distracted too easily* This guy in front of me Is so slo- WOAH WAIt wAS THAT A DONKEY?

Carmine and crooked: what's a c a r

Chron: Ok we're gonna go left.. *turns right* ............. I dont even listen to myself.
*confused driver-*

Isk: *perfect driver* 

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(And for fun, them all teaching sally to drive)

Poultry man: Sal. Dont forget theres breaks.

Sally: *slowly drives and safely stops the car, all good. No sudden stop*

Poultry man: *bangs head on dashboard* sALLy dOnT stOp suDDEN LIKe tHAt!

Magic maker teaching: So speed limit is 34 over here but, it's now 74.

Sally: but poultry man says to start slow-

Magic maker: I ain't fucking poultry man

Gman when teaching: Ok just make a ri- wait theres a chipotle just ahead

Sally: ;-;

Chron teaching: So which way are you gonna go again?

Sally: left

Chron: right

Sally: *turns right*

Chron: no- I mean right as in you're right to go left

Smol teaching: SLOWSLOWSLOWSLOW‐

Sally who hasn't even started driving yet: ;-;

Isk teaching: Just drive, Dont hit a dog that's all I have to say

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SEE. I HAD A NICE DRAWING SKETCH OF SCARA
AND A CUTE LITTLE BABY ISK SKETCH CUZ I WANT IT

BUT I LOST MY PEN AND NOW I CANT CONTINUE

see I have this weird thing where if I'm holding something, My brain thinks we can throw it randomly.

So onetime with a lighter—— that's where I stop.

BUt.

I am gonna curse ur eyes later.