Crooked: I totally FAILED safety and health course today.

Poultry man: what did you do?

Crooked: one of the questions was, "In the events of a fire, What steps would you take?"

poultry man: and...

Crooked:  "Fucking big ones!" Was apparently the wrong answer

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Gman texting chron: hey what's up

Chron: just converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. You know, the usual.

Gman: dude schools out, why are you still in science?!

Chron: breathing G. I'm  breathing.

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Sally becoming friends with bug: can we keep it?!?! Can we?!?!

Poultry man: nO! SALLY RUN, BURN IT-

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Magic maker: My biggest mistake I've ever made was running away from my evil parents and committing arson only for all of humanity to hate me

Artic: uH. My biggest mistake ever was Eating icecream in the sun

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Prof beaks: I got suspended from school today

Jungle bandit: what did you do?!

Prof beaks: well, My teacher said that scientists have proved only onions make you cry

Jungle bandit:  and..?

Prof beaks: I threw a watermelon at her face and she started crying. I asked what her excuse for that was.

Jungle bandit: you're officially ungrounded

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Sally: *calls pm dad by accident*

Prof beaks: If I called jungle bandit 'dad', I'd probably get smacked so hard his hand would go through my face because my life was so scared it left my body

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When sally turns thirteen:  I'm a teenager!! >:3

Chloe: welcome to the teenage shitty ass fucking life

Chron: our favorite things to do is have an urge to throw ourselves off a cliff

Gman: you'll never know what sleep is ever again!!!!

Smol: anxiety s h a r p e n s -

Isk: You'll have to get a job soon

Poultry man: You'll have to be ready for sad times

Sally: so it's no different then before thirteen? Cool!!!!

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Gman: I had a nightmare last night that Aliens came to destroy hermittpad.
They were all serious and cool so we were too. Everything was cool.  But When their leader got involved, their way of saluting was DABBING.

Gman: we lost it and had a war

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New person to hermittpad: WAIT IM CONFUSED, is she the good guy or the bad guy?!

Magic maker: yo.

Hermittpad: yes.

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Jungle bandit: *lightly slaps prof*

Fpm: wHY DID YOU DO THAT?

Jungle bandit: he said something dumb

Fpm: your face is dumb! Leave the kiD ALoNe

Prof beaks : fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

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Smol: g are you getting enough sleep?

Gman: sometimes when I sneeze I close my eyes

Smol: n o

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Chron: just remember, Nobody can hate you more then you already hate yourself!:D

Chron: :(

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Gman: would you rather, Kill poultry man or-

Magic maker: Yes. Kill poultry man.

Gman: uh- but I didn't say the other one?

Magic maker: I dont need to hear it, I already pick poultry man.

Poultry man: feeling a little unsafe.

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All the hels peeps arguing:

Magic maker who was kidnapped: MY fucking  GOSH, one thing you all have in common with the REAL yous, IS YOU GUYS NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Magic maker: let me be kidnapped in peace! Gosh!

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AHEM.

HI.

So while back I was talking about how cool it would be to have hermittpad meRch,

Well bitches (sorry for my language), I made a sticker idea that I want to put on the front page of a sketch book or something >=<

You'll like it trust me

I- I would buy this. Cause I actually kinda like what I did for once 👉👈

That as a sticker would just be aDORABLE. AND I HAVE ANOTHER

HWHHEHEHSHSHSHDHDH  ye.

So I didn't do anything on my list of art.
yay.

I- ..... I'll mabye do more of these Idk- hhehhehehehe

Um

Ok have a nice say beautiful people. Bye-