People say incorrect quotes,

What if I say correct quotes

Swear warning hehe

Also I'm sorry- theres more poultry man and Sally because those two are like celebrities TwT

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Chloe: making my way back home, it's been a long day, time to see my fluffy dog.

Chloe: *opens door and sees poultry man* FAT BITCH

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Literally anyone: *walks in bathroom*

Literally anyone: I think we all owe 2019 an apology for everything we said about it.

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Poultry man: *walks up to jungle bandits car(because we have those things)* hey how are you doing today? I got you today for speeding. Uh do you have your license and registration?

Jungle bandit: *holds up a uno reverse card*

Poultry man: *SIGH* got me man. *takes the uno reverse card and gives himself a ticket*

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Sally: *sneaks back into the cave at 5 am*

Chloe: *coming out of her room to get a glass of water and sees sally*

Sally: *whispers* dont do it

Chloe: ok.

Sally:....

Chloe: SIKE!

*sCREAMS*

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Poultry man: *walks in magic makers hut* Hey I was told there is two kids in your basement

Magic maker: No.

Poultry man: ok, my bad. *leaves*

Magic maker: there is only one.

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Sally: want to see how supportive my family is of me cleaning the shoes and getting followers on tik tok?

Sally: *walks in chloes room* hey chloe! I just got a mILLion followers on tik tok!

Chloe: you know how many fucks I give? As many times as I cared. Which is 0 times.

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Magic maker or willow: so many out there wonder what the secret it is to a successful life, for me. I never stop listening to my inner child..

Child magic maker or willow: I got a solution to the problem you wanna solve, how about crying?

Child magic maker or willow: theres still a case of oreos left in the kitchen, eat them all.

Child magic maker or willow: *crying* I dont wanna do it today

Child magic maker or willow: its 2 pm, I want a nap but I'm not gonna sleep.

Child magic maker or willow: NOBODYS LISTENING TO ME!!!!

(Reminded me of both of them :p)

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Jellie: *to sally* you're cool!

Jellie: *to jangler* you're cool!

Jellie: *to scar* YOU're cool!

Jellie: *to poultry man* you're-

Poultry man: *waves*

Jellie:.....

You're ok.*runs*

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Chloe: *to the mirror* happy Valentine's day babe!

Chloe: awe thanks babe.

Chloe: hey babe

Chloe: yea babe?

Chloe: ya know what I love about you babe?

Chloe: what's that babe?

Chloe: I love that you dont represent anouther character in this place.

Chloe: oh because I'm literally you?

Chloe: yep! Because  THIS VALENTINES DAY!

Chloe: what are we doing?!

Chloe: we're loving ourselves baBY!

Chloe: YEA!

Chloe: I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE SINGLE!

Chloe: that's right!

Chloe: I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE TAKEN.

Chloe: mhm!

Chloe: YOU'RE WORTH EVERYTHING! SO LOVE YOURSELF!

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(This is a tik tok-)
Rena: *cutting herself* I'm gonna leave!

Chloe: *taking away the knife*

Rena: I am not gonna leave.

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Poultry man: tIme to sTeP tOwArdS destiny!

Chloe: not so fast!

Poultry man: *stares down*

Chloe: *also stares down*

Poultry man: *eats a pizza roll that's too hot* OHMYGOSHEYRBSJHSJWJSJSJJSH

Chloe: what did I jUSt say?!

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Sally: did you know that jungle bandit aCTuLly dOES like people!

Poultry man: JUNGLE BANDIT.

Jungle bandit: wha

Poultry man: do you luv me?

Jungle bandit: nu

Poultry man: :(

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gMAN: why did the astronaut leave his wife?

iskallMAN: why?

gMAN: because he needed more space!

iskallMAN: well that's not very nice!

gMAN: it's a joke-

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Sally: my friends have gone crazy.

Evil parrot child: *sets 100 dollars on fire*

Azael: * failing to twerk while cooking  rocks*

Rena: *washing bread*

Magic maker: *cleaning the door*

Poultry man: *putting a random screw in the ground*

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*Jungle bandit and poultry man fighting behind counter*

Sally: excuse me!

Professor beak: can I please  get a waffle?!

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H e h e. More are yet to come~!