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Sally:*in her room at 3:00 am* IM JUST A KID! AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE!

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Magic maker: hello! I lost 12 hours of sleep last night! And I feel tired!

Gman: *rises from blankets* while I got 12 hours of sleep and feel...

Gman: tired.

Iskallman: scout over beaches, I got 8 hours of sleep last night and i,

Gman: :0

Magic maker: :0

Iskallman: I feel tired.

Magic maker and gman: oh c'mon man.

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Parrot child evil parrot thing: *cooking something and sets it on fire* mOOOOOM?

Parrot child: *has a weird thing on hand* MOOOoOommm!!

Parrot child: *accidentally crashes car* mOM!

Parrot child: *has taxes* MOOOOM!

Parrot child: *drops icecream* mOOOOOM?!

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*diffrent people when watching shows at night*

Poultry man: *jumps over couch and starts TV show* alright might aswell give this one a go. It's only 11:00 PM so I'm probably just gonna fall asleep right in the middle of it.

Magic maker: FIVE SEASONS?! FIVE SEASONS! I ACTULLY THOUGHT- *pours glass of wine*... IT IS WHAT O'CLOCK AM?!

Jungle bandit: one more episode, I'll go to bed at a decent time tomorrow!

Sally: wHAT Am I dOIng?! What am I doinggggg??? I'm WASTING my life! WASTING IT, to thIS SHOw! This stupid showwwww..

Iskallman:.. Finally at the last episode... wow.. this was amazing, what a journey... And I only missed that one dentist appointment.

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Chloe: *whispers* I've been wearing the same bra for the past week!

Sally:.... what's a bra?

Chloe: we're going shopping

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Iskallman: *spills water*

Iskallman: *grabs paper towel but hesitates to clean* ..... I could clean this up.. using a paper towel or I could save a tree by leaving it there... unless- ehhhhh- iiiii...- ehhhhhhhh-....

Iskallman: yep. Leaving it.

Gman: *walks in and slips* AH OH- OH NO- THAT HURT-

Iskallman: sorry! Saving the planet!

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Poultry man: *walks in on Sally acting as poultry man for a tik tok*

Sally: sA-...

Sally:*notices poultry man* yes?

Poultry man: *r u n s*

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Anyone to magic maker: we know everything we need to know about you!

Magic maker: you do?

Anyone: *nods and walks away*

Magic maker: you really dont. *is a depressed, probably uses everyones emotions for herself, makes deadly potions for reasons, definitely has a tragic past, nobody knows wheres she's from, lives off of magic, hasn't slept in a while, what's a mango?*

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Problems: I am BOO, loved by all humans!

Hermitpad: I know what you are!

Problems: OH excellent!

Our wholesome hermitpaders: can I come into the out now?

Hermitpad: NO! you cannot come into the out now! You can never come out ever again!

Hermitpad angsty hermitpaders : but I can!

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Magic maker: wha... what is that?! *points to any child* I want it!

Magic maker: *Any person who wants to be her friend pops up* no I dont want that!

Magic maker: *people who hate her* GIVE. ME. IT.

Magic maker: *the people she annoys going away* no come back!

Magic maker: *poultry man comes to help* motherf*cker. Go away.

Magic maker: *tries to take the nearest cat but fails* that's it..

Magic maker: *slowly destroying ex* give me that

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Jellie: I'm not cute! I'm a terrifying vicious potato!

Everyone: *cute attack*

Jellie: you should fear me!!... please

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Poultry man to jingler: wow your legs look great with those jeans!

Jingler: you should see them without them.

Poultry man:...

Poultry man:.. why would you take off your legs?

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Professor parrot: um..so..I drew this for you.. *giving jungle bandit a drawing*

Jungle bandit: *stares at it for a bit*

Professor parrot: UM sORRy ITs nOT VeRy gOOD-

Jungle bandit: *tearing up* I would f*cling die for you!

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*lies the hermitpaders tell*

Chloe: I'll call you back.

Jungle bandit: I had so much fun.

Magic maker: that's cute.

Sally: Its ok.

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Ex: your brain cant make new faces..

Ex: so if you had a scary dream with a scary face... you likely saw that face out of the dream..

Magic maker:......shut up-

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That one voice in poultry mans head: heyyy.. I just thought things were going a little bit too smoothly..

Voice: SO IM HERE TO MESS IT UP >:D

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Gman: Do you ever feel? Like a pringle chip, setting on the roof, waiting for some dip.

Iskallman: *laughing because he threw the pringle up there in the first place*

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Poultry man: *when Sally first turned human* is that a chickennnn???

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Chloe: *hearing Sally sing from her room*

Sally: SWEET CORALINE~

Chloe: um-

Sally: you've got to keep your focus~

Chloe: sal-

Sally: I KISSED A GIRL~

Chloe: SALLY-

Sally: sold my soul to the devil for designer~

Chloe: SALLY THE HECK?!

Sally: Ok BOOmEr~

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Poultry man: today class, we're going to learn to act like Sally. First off, look the part.

Jungle bandit, professor parrot, parrot child thing, Ex, poultry man: *all dressed like sally*

Poultry man: next, Find the cute, "hehe~"

Parrot child: hehe~

Poultry man: watch over your pets.

Jungle bandit: *protecting professor parrot*

Poultry man: call the poultry man. Snap if you need to.

Ex: POuLTry MANNNnnNNnNn!!!! I neED HElLlPP!

Poultry man: Never be satisfied with work.

Professor parrot: *yeets art work*

Poultry man: steal magic makers potions.

Parrot child: *drinks random potions*

Poultry man: perfect the Renegade hair flip.

Jungle bandit: *flips new red long hair but hurts neck* rEnegaDe-

Poultry man: I think you're ready.. but one last step..

Poultry man: be one with that random tree.

*All of them posing in a tree*

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ageoagbeba. I have new stylists coming in the mail so I can start doing art againnnn!

Also I'll do more of these some time next week sooOOoO. Yeay.


Also does anyone else just start F r e a k I n g out when you post something? I over think a bit to much so everytime I post I start freaking out about stuff
but I've been doing better
seeing as I roleplay with most of you people here so I'm kind of used to youuu!

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