omg another update?!?!?!

I know I put a lot of prof and bones stuff in here so I'm sOrrYskKkensje

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chron: some were dropped on their heads as babys but you..

chron: you were clearly thrown up in the air, hit by the ceiling fan and shot out the window

gman: 👁👄👁

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prof beaks: you can date my sister!:D

Marcus confused af: what-?? you don't have a sister

prof beaks: wait what did I say again..

marcus: you can date my sister

prof beaks: awe thanks mate!:D

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prof cooking that one time for everyone..:

Bones: this some ..interesting hot chocolate

prof beaks: thanks! Wanna know the secret ingredient?

gman: if its love, I am going to cry.

bones: nutmeg-?

prof beaks: garlic!:D

gman:

Bones:

gman and bones: *death*

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gman: Haha you are what you eat-

bones sighing: damn, I'm a dick

gman: dicks not that bad, I'm dirt.

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gman: hey oli I found you on tinder!:D

oli: tf- why are you on tinder?

gman: no, why are yOu on tinder

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Prof beaks: ok technically I'm 5ft 7 and 3/4 ...but

prof beaks: come on, that's really just 5ft 8

Prof beaks: and I'm always wearing shoes so you have to add an inch right?

prof beaks: so really I'm 5ft 9 but you always gotta round to the nearest 10... so really I'm 5ft 10! but

prof beaks: you gotta carry the one also..

Prof beaks: really I am 5ft 11....and

prof beaks: everyone knows that 5ft 11 is basically just 6ft tall

prof beaks: so really I'm 6ft

prof beaks: but that's just an awkward height

prof beaks: so really I am 6ft 1!

prof beaks: right...?

prof beaks:but 6ft 1 is a prime number..

prof beaks: and you cant just let it hang like that!

prof beaks: so I know technically I am 5ft 7 and 3/4 but.....

prof beaks: I am also 6ft 2

(Nothing about this is true- he is 5'11 and forever will be ahHahjdjaks )

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prof: wAiT I HAVE A FAMILY!

Griffin about to be the shit out of him: ?

prof:

griffin:

prof:

Griffin: dom toretto ain't coming boi

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prof: I never knew I could fall in love with everything about a person

prof: until I met you:3

bones: awww

Prof: and that dump truck of an ass

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Bones: mentally, I am fine.

bones: physically, I am fine.

bones: one of two of those things were a lie- and by one I mean both

bones: buT, it's okay because I had a corn dog today :D

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Robin: I just wanna walk long nights alone..

somebody: what's stopping you?

robin: I'm a wanted criminal in 15 city's:/

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gman: guys, dont worry. I sent MM to therapy. Hopefully we'll be seeing a nicer less alcoholic woman

magic maker coming in the room: my therapist said she wont be seeing me anymore for her own mental health.

gman: fuc-

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(Probably prof when hunny is odler)

hunny: I'm going to a boys house bye.

prof beaks: don't forget to bring protection

hunny: i- eW dAd I'm 14 wtf-

Prof beaks: ok and I'm 24??

hunny:

hunny: wAIT-

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nobody:

Bones to their mom in the high school au: mom am I ugly?

their mom: I thought I told you to not call me mom in public

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prof and bones on a date: :3

gman also there because he wanted to come: :D

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The voices: do yOu want to get terrorized and physically aNd mentally abused?!

bones: no ;-;

the voices: too bad

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Hunny and bones in the future just walking: *peaceful music*

prof all the way in the back: why we going so fUckInG faSt-

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Marcus: hunny why do you look so upset-?

hunny: because my parents comes out of their room like I didnt just hear one of them getting railed

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Magic maker: my own mother thought I was an alcoholic.....

magic maker:

Magic maker: she was right of course but it still hurt
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chron: please stop editing smiling filters on my face in all of our photos together

gman: but you look so sad in every photo so no

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oKkkkxjJushJsj and art time uwu


It's my minecraft persona riding axcee the horse B)))

So fun fact tho, i had my phone reset a while back so all of my costume made pens on ibis paint got deleted and I had to use a new one so literally all the art looks so weird to me skskksksk


Conners fiancée woowww omg she so hot and deadddd~~

the glasses are not real, she uses them for ~fashion~

She is much hotter in her police uniform thooo


Random ass sketch of profs mom in an auuuu~~~ she so pretty and baby I cant-


ANd tHen... ThiS....

Idk what it is, its prof smoking- I used the filter thing for layers as a test after watching a cool video of somebody using that- I kinda like it but it could be better:,p

I've never drawn smoke before either so wooooooowwww.

Its prof btw lol

I leave now, have TWO big glasses of water for meeee- goodbyEe💦😏

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