Isk: hey.. hey you want a little pot?

Magic maker: hand them over, I'm gonna get high

Isk: *hands her a tiny pot for cooking*

Magic maker:

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Rainy: misty bit magic maker so we have to put her down..

Also rainy dragging a trash bag with magic makers body in it: gonna miss you magic maker

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Gman: imagine if you woke up in a body of a person you cant stand

Chron: I wake up like that every morning..

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Crooked: I'm cold and incapable of compassion

Prof beaks: hello there!

Crooked: fuck.

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Magic maker: I tried killing a bunny today

Sally: what happened?

Magic maker: i.. *sob* it judged my sins

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Sally: can I go climb that tree?

Magic maker: whatever, im not your mother.

Sally: *runs off*

Magic maker: DONT FORGET YOUR HELMET

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Gman: you're giving me a sticker?

Smol: not just any sticker but a sticker that with a cat that says "me-wow"!!

Gman: I'm not a preschooler..

Smol: oh I'll just take it back then-

Gman: hEY back off I earned this.

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Poultry man: everything the light touches-

Sally: IS GOING TO FUCKING EXPLOOOOOOOOODE

Poultry man: sALLY nO-

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*at a sleepover*

Gman: is anybody still awake?

Sally: shut the fuck up

Smol: gUYs SHHHH-

Chron : what's the meaning of life?

Isk: please dont say another woRd-

Magic maker: you guys wanna buy drugs?

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Sally: I almost got surprised adopted today

Smol: what??

Gman: she almost got kidnapped

Smol: ooh ok

Smol: WAIT WHAT

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Literally anybody visiting magic maker: hi!!

Magic maker: GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN YOU DIRTY SORT OF A SHIRT I THROW IN THE BACK OF MY CLOSET TO NEVER WEAR AND GET S O DISAPPOINTED EVERYTIME I FIND IT KNOWING I COULD HAVE WORE IT TO THAT PARTY AND LOOKED SO COOL. FUCK YOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

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*playing poker, prof is winning-*

Gman: wow prof- are you secretly cool???

Prof beaks: well poker is just math, so I guess if just depends on if you consider mathematician carl Friedrich cool?

Gman: I do not.

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Magic maker: *beating the shit out of children like there is no tomorrow *

Jungle bandit holding her hand while its happening: I think a roast would go lovely with dinner tonight

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Magic maker: how old are you..

Chron: old enough.

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Magic maker: no hug?

Poultry man: you just pushed me off a roof ,wait your turn

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Rainy: please. Chron, dont do it!! We are friends..

Chron: I'm sorry rainy..

Rainy: please... I'm begging!!

Chron:

Chron places down +4 card: uno.

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Poultry man: welcome to hermittpad we have,

Sally: homicidal children!!

Chron: constant pain and death!!!

Smol: weird partys!!

Magic maker: fourth wall breaking!!

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Magic maker: *smiles at child accidentally *

Magic maker: I either just adopted them or just plotted their death

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HI YES HELLO,

I have prof beaks and sally new outfit design!!

Currently in rp, they dont have these new outfits yet. once prof gets back sally and him will decide on ~change~ uwu

Yes, profs hair color recently got lighter woo!!! And his eye color changed sksksks. also if you zoom in on his eyes you can see something~ (iKR. Details)

This took a lot of time to settle on but came out pretty nice :D .

Fun fact about the belt sally is wearing, it has a button on the side you can press to which causes a tiny tiny smoke bomb to come out for her to sMacK on the ground. The harder the throw, the more smoke.

Sally's hair also still isnt red but she wants to dye it back soon so sksksksk

Pretty nice.

Now.. warning. This next art is prof in a whore godess outfit. You may not like it so I'm giving a warning of s k I n .

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