Jungle bandit: stOp- I will slap you. I will not hit a girl but I will hit an ugly thot

Magic maker: :0

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Jungle bandit and magic maker about to kiss in the car:

*car roof gets ripped off*

Jungle bandit:

Magic maker:

Magic maker: should we tell someone about that?

Jungle bandit: or, go for a ride in our new convertible?????!

Magic maker: fuck yes!

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Smol: MAGI, what is the one thing I told you NOT to do?

Magic maker: raise the dead...

Smol: and what did you do?!

Magic maker: raise the dead..

Smol: and this- this is exactly what I mean when you dont listen!

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Poultry man: good morning sally! What- what are you doing?

Sally: *throws strawberry in blender* morning smoothie! :D

Poultry man: so sweet!

Sally: *throws plastic dinosaur in*

Poultry man: sal-

Sally: *throws poison in*

Poultry man: SALLY!

sally: *sips it without it being blended*

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Isk just staring at a tree outside:

Gman: uH- isk you look really sweaty, you should take your shirt off- right?

Gman: right that's what we're all thinking-

Isk: uhm anyways-

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Magic maker: *having tea with friends*

Smol: *sips tea*

Gman: *sips tea*

*knock on door*

Magic maker: OH FUCK ITS THE TAX COLLECTOR, EVERYBODY HIDE WE'RE NOT FUCKING HOME!

Smol opening the door: it's just poultry!

Magic maker: eVEN WORSE!

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The different kind of parents..

Sally: *clears throat* hello brother and sister, I've gathered you both today to inform you about all the fantastic chores I've done just this week.

Sally: I've cleaned the dishes, swept and mopped the floors, I cleaned each and every room, I bathed all the animals, did the laundry- I've worked so hard that I would think I deserve a very small and doable gift!

Poultry man: *nodding* and what is this doable gift..

Sally: I ask for 1 hour at professor beaks to play minecraft. Just one hour, He's very responsible and is not a bad influence. There would be no eating food or going outside, One hour of minecraft. I can even leave early

Poultry mam: *whisper whisper*

Chloe: *whisper whisper back*

Poultry man: I dont think that you should go, he is a little rude.. and you missed a spot on the floor!! You can go but, its very irresponsible to leave all your chores for an hour only to come back for more. Plus you missed a dish!!! Its very rude of you. Adding to that, chloe or I could be murdered while you are gone and you wont be here to say your last goodbyes! You must stay .

Sally: of course, that's- thats alright. *going back to room sAd*

Sally: *silent shuts door*

Sally: *starts punching air*

VS...

Prof: hey I'm gonna go meet some bad guy and become best friends with them- k byyyyeeee

Jungle bandit: k have fun

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Magic maker: *texting jb at 3 am* I cant sleep

Jungle bandit: i can. Gn

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Sally: woah, prof have your eyes always sparkled so much?

Prof beaks: actually no they have not! I appreciate you noticing, I cleaned my glasses with this super high quality glasses cleaner which makes my eyes more noticable. So they are nice and sparkly!

Rainy whispering: she complemented you-

Prof beaks: oH- thanks!

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Magic maker: I just want someone to take me out

Jungle bandit: like on a date, or with a sniper gun?

Magic maker: surprise me

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Prof and sally being a tottally normal couple and giving eachother looove:

Jungle bandit: STEP BACK I THINK IM GONNA VOMIT

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Literally any couple: *holding hands*

Chron: oh look at uS, wE're aLl lOvEy aNd noT dEaD inSiDe. Get fucked

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Hola -

I bring art.

So this morning I had a really funny thought of chron in a white button up shirt with the two first buttons unbuttoned with his hair slightly wet and -

Well I think I simped but

I did draw it tho!!

Its messy styllle

But you know, WOw chRoN!

Annnd yall sally met girl in the white mask. Our lovely creepy person who um well I changed age

Theres probably a reason she didn't have friends-

AND I DREW RAIN CHILD YAAAAAAYYYY

I was gonna put misty in there but- yeah no that went down hill-

I put her on a cliff? I tried something different with background which I think is cool? I mean its gonna need a lot of work but it's just different you know?

Now I am gonna take a small break from everything for hours cause my stomach hurts a fuck ton rn and I have no idea why lmao  so have a great day/night you gorgeous people

ok bye!