gman: bro I have the body of a literal seven year old

bones: stop! Quit talking bad about yourself

bones: you have the body of an eight and half year old

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smol: it's dark in this cave , anybody got light?

isk: yes one sec

isk turning to g to shake the shit out of him:

gman: *begins to glow*

smol:

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Prof beaks: IM SO FANCY

hunny: YES YOU ARE DAD!

prof beaks: IM IN THE FAST LANE

hunny: FROM L.A. TO TOKYO

marcus: there is no fast lane from Los Angeles to Tokyo-

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jungle bandit: the stars are beautiful tonight

Magic maker: yeah

jungle bandit: you know what else is beautiful?

magic maker blushing: what?

jungle bandit: the thought of pushing you off this cliff right now

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Poultry man: you fight like my sister!

magic maker: I have fought your sister before, I take that as a very huge compliment

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Gman: i'M DROWNING!!

bones: we're only in six feet of water?

gman: NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE TALL BITCH-

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Isk eating: this is delicious!

gman: can I have a taste?

isk: oh sure!

gman kissing isks cheek: oh you're right, tastes amazing~

~later~

bones eating: delicious

prof beaks: can I have a taste?

bones: fuck no, get your own sandwich

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prof beaks sobbing: I'm such an idiot!

gman patting his head: noo no no, there there

Prof beaks: I miSs my dad-

gman backing away slowly: oh that's deeper then I wanna go goodbye

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voices: I dont remember your trauma?

bones: well yeah mabye because to me it was super traumatic and to you

bones: it was a fucking Wednesday!

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Pantha: my humans always threaten to give me away when I'm bad

pantha: so do it

pantha: watch how fucking fast I'll get adopted

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Rainy: so I heard baking can relax traumatic events that stick in your mind and even high levels of anxiety and depression

Rainy: and I made this pie... and two other pies....

Rainy: and cookies.. and muffins...

rainy: and banana bread cooking right now.

rainy: so I'm just curious

rainy: when does the pain s t o p

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Bones: stop asking me if I have friends!

Bones: its just me and my dog.

Bones: bark bitch

gman: woof

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Gman breaking something but fixing it just enough so the next person who finds it thinks they broke it: *evil laughter*

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Prof beaks: have you tried thinking about what the otHer person in the situation see's?

gman: thats..that's not a bad idea actually! thank you

prof beaks: thanks! I learned it from se-

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Isk and gman cuddling and their thoughts:

isk: is he thinking about somebody else??

isk: does he still like me-

Isk: I'm a horrible partner

VS

gman: do turtles snore

(G if you comment the fact on if turtles snore or not, I will kill you🔪)

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parrot child: they always ask...why are you killing them?

parrot child: but never, what's killing you?

smol: you are literally wanted for murder

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Magic maker: *care free bitch*

smol: *anxious bean*

✨best friends✨

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Bones: okay, if you walked in on me cheating... what would you do?

prof beaks unbuttoning his shirt: without me!?

bones:

bones: we're gonna have to talk about that

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*bones and prof arguing over who's the top*

bones laughing: dont be ridiculous! We all know who's in charge here

prof laughing also: haha yes

bones:

Prof beaks:

prof beaks: ..me? Right?

bones: ..

bones: yes you!

bones: of course you..

bones: of course:)

bones: of course....
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Isk: everyday I fall more and more in love with you

gman: awe

Isk: except yesterday, you were really annoying yesterday

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Magic maker: hi, what refresher do you think would go great with vodka?

gman: ma'am this is a taco bell

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Conner: police open up!

bones: what do you want?

ambrose: we just want to talk

bones: how many are you there..

conner: 2?

bones: ok, talk to eachother

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Isk and magic maker over text:

isk: nose

Isk: I just spelt nose with my nose!

magic maker: heart

isk: magi wtf?

isk: are you okay?

isk: what happened are you okay?

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marcus: both kids and adults swear, yet they refrain from doing it around eachother as they believe the opposite group is offended by it

prof and hunny:

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magic maker: if you turn an hourglass on its side, you get an infinity symbol and time stops ticking

chron: how high are you

magic maker: about 6'3

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Gman: isk made me feel something

sally: and what was it

gman: feelings

sally: isk made you feel feelings?

Gman: yeah

Sally: what a bitch

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Jungle bandit: I'm scared to let magic maker die

smol: awe is it because you care for her?

jungle bandit: no, not at all

jungle bandit: I'm afraid she'll end up hell and take satan's throne while that motherfucker will be packing to live with us until somebody takes on the new satan

gman gasping in the background: magic m a k a n

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remus: ok, I have a plan!

noah: you cant hide things from us

noah: you cant burn anything down

noah: or lose control

noah: or die

remus: ...

remus: I no longer have a plan

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magic maker: you're right

poultry man: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit-

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prof beaks: arent you supposed to be in bed?

parker: theres a scary monster in my closet

prof beaks: scarier then your mother?

parker: *goes to bed*

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That one time MM and PM got handcuffed together:

sally: who do we know that has handcuffs?

poultry man: well, magic maker and i-

magic maker: *elbowing him rlly aggressively*

poultry man: ...wouldnt know

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hi hi

I went through some old sketch books and found the designs of a few characters in a drEss. The only new design of these re draws that was successful was gman.. and its kinda cool???

ig???:,)

old chron design B) sexy aro

atlasenouragedboobsitwasme-

ms. maker in modern clothes idK- not feeling the face

CAT BONES CAT BONES CAT BONES CAT BONES

and last but not least.. shackles and mor'du

aHa I wish I could actually show the owner of shackles this shit drawing but they are in the hospital hopefully living ;-;

that's all I can show today, haha. have a nice day<3