Poultry man: hey chloe, wake up..

Chloe: nnnnooooooo I finally cried myself to sleeeeeeeeppppp*sob*

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(Back at it again with the mm babysitting everyone as children

magic maker: good night children

Magic maker: and let us pray that tomorrow, We dont wake up.

All the kids: *scream*

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Magic maker: smol I can feel my entire world crumbling apart

Smol: awe magi that's really nice of you to say as jb is dying on the floor

Magic maker: no, I broke a nail after I killed him 😫

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Magic maker: I hate everything and everyone.

Magic maker:

Magic maker: except mabye cats..

Magic maker: and this handsom looking fella who is the love of my life

Jungle bandit: yEah!

Magic maker: and this strong boi and little boi

Isk holding gman: she loves us

Magic maker: and the explosive child who's working really hard to be the number  1 hero

Poultry man: u h -

Magic maker: and this problem child and this innocent child

Parrot child: bahaha she called you a problem child

Prof beaks: wh- nO.

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Bug: *inhale* I haTE AlL MOrTAlS.

Sally: a-all of us?

Bug:... Except you.

Sally: :,0

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Prof beaks: heres the tea-

Jungle bandit: how many times do I have to say this, it's a business report!!

Prof beaks: do you want the tea sis or not?

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Jungle bandit being swEet: hey honnnnneeeyyyyyy💕💕🌺🌺🌺🌺🌸🌸🌸💐💐💐💐⚘⚘⚘⚘🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

Magic maker: hello.

Jungle bandit: how are you sweeeeeetttttttyyyyy?🦋🦋🌻🌻🌻🌸💐💐🏵🏵🏵🏵🏵🌹🌹🌹🌺🌺🌺🌺🌻🌼🌼🌼⚘⚘⚘🌷🌷⚘⚘🌷⚘💕💕💕💕💕

Magic maker: fine.

Jungle bandit:

Jungle bandit: today we gather around in honor of ..

Jungle bandit: me. Not sure what I did yet but-

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Parrot child evil thing: I want you to go to bed every night thinking about me...

Prof beaks: that's gay.

Parrot child: wh- no it's not? I want to haunt your dreams!!!!!

Prof beaks: that's gaY.

Parrot child: :( nOiTSnOT!

(uwu my brother thought of this but as joker and batman 👉👈)

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Magic maker: *pulls out knife*

Smol: oh no!

Magic maker: *opens box with it*

Smol: oh okay

Magic maker: *pulls gun out of box*

Smol: oh no!

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Isk: and remember, dOnt fall in love with me *as a joke*

Gman: haha yeah wont be problem

Gman two weeks later in the middle of the night: THERES A PROBLEM-

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Poultry man: jing come watch the lion king with me alone in the couch :3

Jing: of course!
*fabulous normal ship watching the lion king feeling ~romantic~*

Gman: would you like me to cook for-

Isk: nO- uh no. I have a special meal to prepare
*cute dinner date, just so adorable and wholesome. A normal ship:3*

Jungle bandit whAcking mm with a broom: TAKE. A. SHOWER. YOU. DISGUSTING. CREATURE.

Magic maker scrEAMing: FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

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Sally: poultry maaan, chloe wont come out of her room

Poultry man: just tell her I said something

Sally: like what?

Poultry man: anything factually incorrect

Chloe busting in the room minutes later: I'm sorry, did you say the sun was a planet??!??!?!?!?!?!??!?

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Jungle bandit: at least I'm gonna die doing  something I love

Prof beaks: and that is?

Jungle bandit: dying.

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Gman: I think we all should share our problems- I'll go first!

Gman: hi I'm gman, I have a problem with liking a guy but am afriad to talk to him

Magic maker: hi I'm magic maker, I'm an alcoholic

Poultry man: hi I'm poultry man, I die everyday inside and out

Sally: hi I'm sally, I dream of killing my family

Poultry man:

Magic maker: :0

Gman: i- oK! AnyONe ELsE-

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Parrot child: ur not worthless

Prof beaks: :0 nice

Parrot child:  organs are extremely expensive on the black market

prof beaks:

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Hello!

I bring art.

An au mAde by PM I absolutely l o v e d .

Sally as a pirate and prof as merman!

This. This was hard,
I've at least did this 4 whOlE dIffEreNT tiMEs- thetr was no g o o d reference to usssse. I worked a bit too much on this I got tried on the final attempt and as you can see in the art, they look o l d e r and wEEEEEEIIIIIRRRDD

I'm gonna come out with a pirate sally on a ship mabye next week...  if I dont diE.

I love sally.
I hate prof.

Hejust-no.

AND THE HANDS WHY PLEASE NO

scrroooooll on down from this nightmare...

I now present to you wITchEs! Because we love witches and dont have enough of those.

At first this was just going to be pm but then I said n o I need chloe, but then I was like n o
Let's add them all. Family of witches:3333

So I re did the whole thing and came out with this. whichtookabout10hoursifimbeinghonest

Since I have nothing to do in my day, I get this done quickly.
But when art tik toks and youtube exists..

It takes longerrrrr

aNd fUCk mE I just realized I forgot the tiny skinnyyy stripes for pM shIrT- k ignore that

Anyways yuh.

That's all I have lmao.

From how long i haven't posted youd think I'd have a bunch of art..

Nah, haven't really found much ~~inspirationNnnn~~

Now yOu have a nice day/night while I slowly inch back to my corner of vigilante shows

~thea queen is just sally but revived logicallyyyyy~~~~ ~