Poultry man: I look so awful today-

Fpm: yea...

Poultry man:.. you realize you look exactly like me right?

Fpm: at least I'm confident about being ugly

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Chickenshaman: You know why I wear a mask?

Chickenshaman: so I dont breathe in Bullshit.

(YaLL remember chiCKENSHAmAn-?)

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How sally and pm return after an argument:

Sally: iM sO SORRY-

Poultry man: I FORGIVE Youuuuuuuuuuuu!!

Sally: *huuuggg*

How jungle bandit and prof beaks return after an argument:

Prof Beaks: I'm sorRy.

Jungle bandit: f*ck off! I'm busy.

Prof beaks: I'm forgiven uwu

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Magic maker: wooow you look like traaaasssshhhhh

Poultry man in tears: that's the nicest thing you've said to me since I've met you!!

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Sally: Poultr-

Smol: shshshshsh. I want you to try and have a full on conversation without mentioning poultry man.

Sally:

Sally: whaT ELse IS theRE TO TALk abOut?

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Athena to some new hermittpader: Before you were born,

Athena: The recap team was actually smart for a while

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Magic maker: *walking out of room turning the lights of*

Poultry man: why did you turn the lights off?!

Magic maker: cause I'm going to bed-

Poultry man: *randomly trips and faCepLanTs*

Magic maker: I'm going to a funeral now.

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If isk got drunk(shut up I want this)

Isk: tHE oNlY thinG yOu haVenT stOlEn Is MY heaRt,

Isk: cAUse I aTe It!

Gman: Woah ok slow down on the drinks there-

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If Sally actually became an assassin-

Prof beaks: sALLY ILL PAY YOU TO KILL PARROT CHILD EVIL THINg.

Parrot child evil thing: sALLY I'll pay you twice as much if you kill blue parrot thing!!!

Sally:

Sally: Whoever pays the most wins.

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Artic: you're like me!!

Magic maker: Yea the only difference is me being a bitch, Asshole, dumbass, idiot, smartass, Fucker, Motherfucker, Doesn't like kids, Addiction to tea, Only abuses people, and will not hesitate to kill.

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Magic maker: *gets stabbed and dIES*

Crooked: the fu-

Smol: Dont worry, shes on her way back.

Crooked: shes no poultry man- How do you know?

Smol: shes Too nice for hell but too mean for heaven.

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Magic maker: c'mon isko. Drink it! *slides shot of vodka*

Isk: I dont really drink-

Magic maker: wiMp. Sally drinks more then you.

Poultry man: unfortunately she speaks the truth

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Magic maker: Ok let's go. *runs into wall and freezes*

Poultry man: is she okay.. ?

Jungle bandit: yes. She does this a lot-

Magic maker: *staring at the wall*

Poultry man: uh-

Magic maker: *walks into wall again*

Poultry man: why did you do it again?!

Magic maker: I thought if I did it a second time it wouldn't be there...

Jungle bandit: The wall will always be there , it's okay. Just take this lighter-

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Isk: *attempting to brush Gs fLUFFYYY hair*

Isk: *pulls a pen out his hair* ??????

Isk: *pulls tea out his hair* ?!?!?!?!?

Isk: *pULLS A HORSE OUT HIS HAir* G HOW?!

Gman: I've been looking for that horse!!!

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Magic maker: When I was tortured as a kid, Nobody ever helped me. Just watched me be in pain and in pain over and over again, The tears people laughed at just hurt. People thought I was insane.  .. Always that little voice in my head telling me that nobody would save me,

Magic maker: But you did. And man, now I'm wondering..

Poultry man just happy to be her friend and make her feel better: :D

Magic maker: what the hell is wrong with you??

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(THis is not an correct quote- iTs aCtUllY a scene from gotham that just- mAtchES mAgIc mAkER aNd jUnGlE baNdIt-

Curious of the scene,

Oswald cobblepot put in arkham due to the 'murder' of martin(totally remember his last name). Ed Nygma has just escaped his "riddler side" when suddenly he starts to come back when he was falling in love.
Ed thought it would be safe for him to put himself in Arkham so he wouldn't hurt anyone incase "The Riddler" got in control.. When signing the papers Oswald saw him and needed "the riddler" to help him get out and kill Sofia falcon.
The Riddler and ed fought roles to see who would take the place- .... And the riddler won.

AHAHAH I WENT DETAILS. BUT NOW NO.
Riddler- Mm voice..

Oswald - JUnGle BaNdIt

Ed - Mm

Jungle bandit: I dont NEED you- I need her..

Magic maker: nonono- yoU do not want 'HER'-

Jungle bandit: You see, She is you

Magic maker: *shaking like freaking crazy on to not let the voice have control* nOnO- She-sHe is psycho!!

Jungle bandit: *calmly placing their hands on her shoulders like :) * I need the name I fear to say!!....

Jungle bandit: The magic maker.

Magic maker: *sUddEnLy stahping the shaking*

Magic maker now that the voice token over her:  ......Let's kick some ass.

LOl tHouGht thIS WAs ImpOrtaNt tO shaRe-

OK I hAVe aRt(like always)

Jblookslikeblonderiddlerlmaoitried

This is some random dumb not even tried hard enough or adden shading sketch I did at that party where u got pUNcHed!

And then its Sam!!!!!! Wearing chickenshamans sweatshirt!!! (I think that's how she looks like lol-)

I worked a little harder on this sketch lol

I like derpy sketches actually. They're cute-