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so these get a little shipy/dirty in the end-

Forgive me if you dont like it-

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Iskallman: ok, truth or dare?

Gman: truth.

Iskallman: how many hours have you slept this week?

Gman: dare.

Iskallman: I dare you to go to sleep.

Gman: I dont like this game.

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Magic maker: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something.

Poultry man: you left me in the Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.

Magic maker: that was on purpose, try again.

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Duck woman: *hurt A G A I N*

Azael: we have to get to the infirmary and have to get there fast

Magic maker: I should drive

Azael: why you?

Magic maker: because I have nothing to live for and I drive like that.

Azael:...ok...

*later*

Everyone: *SCREAMING*

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Sally: FOUR MONTHS-

Chloe: what's wrong with her?

Poultry man: it's nothing really...

Sally: THATS HOW LONG YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

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Magic maker: here's a fun idea! We hang a mistletoe but instead of kissing the person underneath we have to fight them!

Poultry man: we're not doing that.

Ex: mistlefoe

Poultry man: don't encourage her!!

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Jungle bandit: look at my face.

Professor beaks: ok..?

Jungle bandit:  no no , keep looking.

Professor beaks: I am looking!

Jungle bandit: no you're not, look harder.

Professor beaks: is there a point to this?

Jungle bandit: yes. Now look harder, focus on every part of my face.

Professor beaks: alright! I am!

Jungle bandit: now... does it look like I give a fuck?

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Gman: if you were to die, what would your last words be?

Magic maker: finally.

Smol: no-

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Sally: a mosquito tried to bite me so I slapped it and killed it.

Sally: and I started thinking... it was trying to get food.

Sally: what if I just walked up to the fridge and slammed it shut and snapped my neck, how would I feel?!

poultry man:.. are you ok?

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Poultry man: you're under arrest for trying to carry six people on a single motorcycle.

Jungle bandit: woah- hold on SIX?!

Poultry man: yes six.

Magic maker: OH MY GOSH-

Poultry man: something wrong?

Jungle bandit: EX FUCKING FELL OFF-

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Magic maker: the stars are beautiful.

Ex: yea they are.

Magic maker: you know who else is beautiful?

Ex: *annoyed because he's heard the end of that pick up line so many times*

Magic maker: shit-

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*babysitting on hermitpad be like,*

Jungle bandit: GET OFF THE COUCH BEAKS!

Chloe: now, whoever is the most well behaved gets the most candy!

Magic maker: ugh I hate children.

Ex: then why are you babysitting them?

Magic maker: I said I hate children, not the money.

Poultry man: alright kids! We're gonna have some child friendly fu- WHO LET SALLY HAVE A BUTTERKNIFE-

Jungle bandit: *loses beaks* SHIT WHERE IS HE?!

Azael: ok gather around kiddos, I want to show you a wonderful place called the internet!

Magic maker: I dont get paid enough.

Parrot evil child thing: *literally sitting on a child-* I'm babysitting.

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(I'm sorry for this one-)

Sally: wEll, I still have your sweatshirt!

Parrot evil child thing: I still have your virginity!

Poultry man: *overhearing*𝗪 𝗛 𝗔 𝗧 -

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Poultry man: *gets stabbed*

Hermittpad recap: oh and would you look at that... is there anything new?

Magic maker: *cares for gman and poultry man dying*

Hermittpad recap: Hold on-

Hermittpad: W h a t

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Poultry man: go to your room!

Sally: that's not fair..

Poultry man: do as I say!

Sally: you never send chloe to her room when she's in trouble!

Poultry man: chloe never leaves her room, when shes in trouble I make her sit in the living room or force her to interact with other human beings.

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Crooked: so how long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?

Magic maker: just give him a minute...

Poultry man: *pushing a door that c l e a r l y says pull*

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Magic maker: fuck you!

Crooked: fuck you too!

Magic maker: I fucked you first!

Crooked: bet.

Magic maker:.... what-

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Sally: so why are your tongues purple?

Jing: well I had a blue slushie

Poultry man: ..... and I had a red slushie.

Sally:

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Sjsjsjjs, If I need to take down the dirty ones I will- bye.