Poultry man: I think I could make you very happy!

Magic maker: why? Are you leaving?

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Poultry man: oh hey! I didn't catch your name

V: ....... I didn't throw it-

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Gman: hey isk, I dont wanna be tHAT guy but

Isk: *just baking cookies*

Gman: can you try not to burn the house down?

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Gman: hey isk, are you a creeper?

Isk: ..no

Gman: cause you make my heart explode ;))))

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Jungle bandit: uh- did you throw a potion at me???

Magic maker: no..?

Jungle bandit: because I'm under your spell ;)))))

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Professor beak: Sally will you go-

Sally: NO. No I will not go out with you.

Professor beak: ... I was gonna ask if you wanted to go get ice cream with me and jungle bandit-

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Gman: hey isk.. I'm kinda cold

Isk: here have my jacket

Magic maker: hm. Jungle bandit- I'm cold too

Jungle bandit: well damn witch, if only i could control the weather

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Prof beak: I'm just tryna be like you!

Jungle bandit: well I want you to be better

Prof beak: like poultry man?

Jungle bandit:

Jungle bandit: I would like everything I gave to you back now

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Magic maker: sally is that a hickey?

Sally: what- no! I fell.

Magic maker: on someones lips?

Sally:

Sally: damn you witch-

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Any child: *gets grounded*

Magic maker: dont worry I'm here! Came as fast I could, Ran a few red lights. I'll go get you some coffee and lunch I'll be back at 8 to sneak you out

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Magic maker: *sips tea with poultry man*

Parrot child evil thing: bUt motheR, He is the enemy!

Magic maker: I dont care, I do what I want.

*later*

Magic maker: Oh kid, *gives parrot a tip on torture*

Poultry man: bUT MaGIC MAker! He is the enemy!

Magic maker: I dont care. I do what I want

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Gman: mAn I'm such a loser! I never win anything!

Isk: aw g, That's not true

Gman: name one thing I've won

Isk: my heart

Gman:

Isk:

Gman: I stole that-

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Poultry man: when I was small-

Crooked: was?

Poultry man: boi-

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*being the tallest in the friend group feels like*

Poultry man and gman: *talking*

Magic maker: .. what? What are you saying-

*later*

Poultry man: dang it- lOOk at my mask it's covered in mud!

Magic maker: what? Let me see.. *gets down on her knees* ooooh.

Isk: I feel pretty tall

Magic maker: *walks in*

Isk: I've become an ant.

Magic maker: I'm so tall- I wish I knew someone who was tall. :(

Crooked, who is tall: eyyyyyyy

Magic maker: eyyyyyyy

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Poultry man: sally is beyond the reason, but She is my sister.

Magic maker: sally nearly set a forest on fire

Poultry man:  she's adopted

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Sally: I have made the decision to trust you

Parrot child: horrible to decision Honestly

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Smol: who ate all the donuts?

Magic maker: nOt mE-

Gman: she did it.

Smol: magi, it was you.  I see the powder on your pants

Magic maker: *panics* that's cocaine

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Poultry man: I did a bad thing..

Jungle bandit: does it affect me?

Poultry man: no

Jungle bandit: then suffer in silence

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Parrot child: may I take this dance? *holds out his hand for sally*

Sally: ye-

Poultry man: NO NO YOU MAY NOT

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Jungle bandit: i- Oi. Get down here.

Magic maker: ..*gets on her knees*

Jungle bandit:  I love you

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*if everyone lived in one house*

Poultry man: sOMEBODY forgot to pay rent.

Magic maker: Haha I wonder who that is-

Gman: *sitting on the ceiling fan* I vote magic maker to be kicked out of the house

Isk: That's not nice-

Sally: nothing's nice

Smol: ItS OkaY nObOdy needs to be kicked out is ok!

Poultry man: magic maker, we will not allow you to live here if you are gonna be sneaking out at night, Not paying rent, never doing chores and Never share your food.

Magic maker: YoU caNT SToP mE!

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Some villain: Nothing could be worse then me.

Jungle bandit and the hOrrIbLe attitUde: *exists*

Magic maker the literal bitch who has magic: *exists*

Parrot a psychO: *Exists*

Some villain: I've messed with the wrong world

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Poultry man when he gets back: *blEEDING* oh my gosh! Thank you magic maker for coming, I feel horrible-

Magic maker: yea yea whateve-

Jungle bandit: *runs up* came as soon as i-

Magic maker: *its awkward now because this is after that date*

Jungle bandit:

Magic maker:

Poultry man: what happened-

Jungle bandit:

Magic maker:

Poultry man: .. what's wrong?!

Magic maker: beaks fault.

Jungle bandit: Sally's fault.

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Sally: *almost trips*

The million people around her making sure shes okay so they dont be a witness and do nothing so poultry man doesn't kill them: Oh no are you okay?!

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Chron: This book says the end of the world is coming

Poultry man: Oh no!

Poultry man: anyways,

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Gman: wE'RE noT DATIng!

Magic maker: yes you are!

Gman: fine, if we're dating then so are you and JB.

Magic maker: wE'RE NOT DATING!

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Chron: if you say g twice and quick, It sounds like GG

Magic maker: GMAN IS A GRANDMA CONFIRMED

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Magic maker: hi my names magic maker with a T. And I've been addicted to tea my whole life

Chron: hold up- where?

Magic maker: what?

Chron: wheres the T?

Magic maker: tHEres tEA?

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Gman: *pretends to pass out*

Isk: G!! Wake up!

Gman: *whispers* I'm asleep, only a kiss will wake me up.

Isk: The only person brave enough to kiss you is magic maker

Gman: never mind I'm awake

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Sally: heeyyyyyy

Isk: oh no-

Sally: can you drive me to the mall?

Isk: what did poultry man say?

Sally: he said no, so I asked smol. But smol was busy so I asked G, G said he isn't tall enough to drive. So I asked magic maker, But she didn't know how to count to 6 so why would she know how to drive a car?
And carmine didn't know what a car was

Isk: .. Yea I guess I'll drive you

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Chron: theres six kids and three chairs. What do you do?

Poultry man: dont use the chairs

Carmine: build three more chairs

Magic maker: kill three kids.

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Sally: thanks dad!

*everyone stares*

Sally: w-why is everyone staring at me?

Smol: you just called poultry man dad-

Sally: wh- I- no! I said "thanks man"

Poultry man: sally do you see me as a father figure?

Sally: n-O. If anything, I see you as a bother because you dont stop bothering me

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Poultry man: Jungle bandit and I have the kind of relationship where we finish eachothers--

Jungle bandit: Sentences.

Poultry man: Dont interrupt me.

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Smol: When g finds out he will never continue to grow, That will be sad.

Gman: *oblivious child drinking his milk*

Smol: poor kid
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Jungle bandit: kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute, wanna test it out?

Magic maker: are you calling me fAT?

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Sam: oh h-hi mister great hero chicken sir kind hero poultry sir!

Poultry man: ....poultry man...

Sam: my bad! hi mister great hero chicken sir kind hero poultry sir poultry man!

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Chloe: This entire world is a problem- Exept me. I'm naturally just awsome

Sally: I wish I was awsome :(

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Poultry man: wHERES SALLY?

Gman who was babysitting her and lost her: who's sally-

Magic maker dead on the floor: better yet, why is sally

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*playing spin the bottle*

*bottle lands on PM and mm*

Poultry man: nONONO- HORRIBLE IDEA

Magic maker: what? *stands up, Kicks poultry man. Kisses the wall*

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*magic maker is a mood,*

Magic maker: I dont leave my home for a reason

Magic maker: yOu had ONE job!

Magic maker: Does my face look like I care?

Someboddyy: last time I saw you, You were killing people. Where's your soul today?

Magic maker: it varies from moment to moment

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Sally: hanging with my brother cause his friends are so hot

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Prof beaks: *French accent* iF YOu aRe gOnNa cAll Me beAkS,

Prof beaks: pUT prOfeSsoR In fRoNt oF it

Prof beaks: mY WAY! *trips*

Prof beaks: OR THE HIGH WAY-

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Lol that last one made no sense but okay lol

Memes

FIGHTMEBOI-

Aight.
Bai.

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